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You're first.
You're at my door. Um...
Stop talking and do it, then.
Wow. That sounds like marriage. I don't wanna get married.
Until we do so,
Get to the sex!
Yeah, I... I do. A lot.
-♪ Bitter day ♪ -Sean?
I am a hypocrite.
I think we both know that you like somebody else anyway, Maeve.
which is a severely underrated piece of feminist literature.
Which is why you are going to ride down this hill.
-Thanks, Anwar. I love-- -There's really no need to respond.
-That's progress, man. -I called her a goat and she left.
Then you had a panic attack and I had to get your mum.
[gasps]
Everything was perfect.
Are we... are we not gonna talk about this? Is that it?
[chuckles]
♪ Whatever will I do ♪
["Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik plays]
♪ Shoot it up, it up, it up ♪
[groans]
♪ But how could I face it? ♪
Yeah.
I know all about your drug ring.
And please, be quiet.
Eh... Did you get my text?
Had some really interesting thoughts about me and Jeffrey's marital problems.
You know what? Eh... forget it. This is... silly.
[both screaming]
-Come here. -Don't touch me!
-Is this about your mum’s book? -Oh, no, I mean,
Stupid bike!
No, it's... Uh...
Um, look, you don't... you don't need to do that. My mum's called a plumber.
I like them way more than lions.
[knocking]
No, you're alive.
Well, you are part of me.
Do you love me?
I'm gonna learn how to play Scabby Queen
I'm over it.
Fuck it!
I don't even know if I like anything except swimming.
[growls] Glenoxi.
-Yeah? -Hello, Jakob? It's Jean.
Not going. Can't be bothered.
-[door opens] -[Mr. Groff] Maeve.
Just trust me on this one.
Well, you used the word "perfect."
What I'm trying to say is...
Yeah, but...
and he can't get his average-sized dick in my stupid vagina.
Did you and your little friend get them from your brother?
-Oh! -Why are you so angry?
♪ Shoot it up ♪
Yeah, I am.