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Until we do so,
-Oh! -Why are you so angry?
-♪ Bitter day ♪ -Sean?
♪ But how could I face it? ♪
I think we both know that you like somebody else anyway, Maeve.
Yeah.
I like them way more than lions.
Are we... are we not gonna talk about this? Is that it?
-Come here. -Don't touch me!
-That's progress, man. -I called her a goat and she left.
Fuck it!
Yeah, but...
[growls] Glenoxi.
You know what? Eh... forget it. This is... silly.
I'm over it.
♪ Shoot it up, it up, it up ♪
Um, look, you don't... you don't need to do that. My mum's called a plumber.
[both screaming]
♪ Shoot it up ♪
and he can't get his average-sized dick in my stupid vagina.
Stupid bike!
I don't even know if I like anything except swimming.
Yeah, I am.
Did you and your little friend get them from your brother?
You're first.
Yeah, I... I do. A lot.
["Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik plays]
[chuckles]
[groans]
which is a severely underrated piece of feminist literature.
Eh... Did you get my text?
-Is this about your mum’s book? -Oh, no, I mean,
Well, you used the word "perfect."
-Thanks, Anwar. I love-- -There's really no need to respond.
No, you're alive.
And please, be quiet.
Do you love me?
♪ Whatever will I do ♪
Just trust me on this one.
I know all about your drug ring.
[knocking]
Which is why you are going to ride down this hill.
Stop talking and do it, then.
No, it's... Uh...
-Yeah? -Hello, Jakob? It's Jean.
Then you had a panic attack and I had to get your mum.
Everything was perfect.
-[door opens] -[Mr. Groff] Maeve.
[gasps]
I am a hypocrite.
Get to the sex!
Wow. That sounds like marriage. I don't wanna get married.
Had some really interesting thoughts about me and Jeffrey's marital problems.
Well, you are part of me.
You're at my door. Um...
I'm gonna learn how to play Scabby Queen
Not going. Can't be bothered.
What I'm trying to say is...