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[chuckles]
You know what? Eh... forget it. This is... silly.
♪ Shoot it up ♪
♪ But how could I face it? ♪
Not going. Can't be bothered.
No, it's... Uh...
I know all about your drug ring.
Did you and your little friend get them from your brother?
-Yeah? -Hello, Jakob? It's Jean.
♪ Shoot it up, it up, it up ♪
And please, be quiet.
Fuck it!
I like them way more than lions.
[both screaming]
which is a severely underrated piece of feminist literature.
♪ Whatever will I do ♪
I'm gonna learn how to play Scabby Queen
-♪ Bitter day ♪ -Sean?
Wow. That sounds like marriage. I don't wanna get married.
Everything was perfect.
Then you had a panic attack and I had to get your mum.
Get to the sex!
I'm over it.
[growls] Glenoxi.
Um, look, you don't... you don't need to do that. My mum's called a plumber.
What I'm trying to say is...
You're at my door. Um...
-[door opens] -[Mr. Groff] Maeve.
Yeah.
Stop talking and do it, then.
Well, you used the word "perfect."
Are we... are we not gonna talk about this? Is that it?
Stupid bike!
You're first.
Until we do so,
[gasps]
I don't even know if I like anything except swimming.
-Thanks, Anwar. I love-- -There's really no need to respond.
Had some really interesting thoughts about me and Jeffrey's marital problems.
No, you're alive.
Just trust me on this one.
-That's progress, man. -I called her a goat and she left.
Yeah, I am.
[groans]
[knocking]
Do you love me?
Yeah, I... I do. A lot.
Well, you are part of me.
["Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik plays]
I am a hypocrite.
-Is this about your mum’s book? -Oh, no, I mean,
-Oh! -Why are you so angry?
Which is why you are going to ride down this hill.
and he can't get his average-sized dick in my stupid vagina.
-Come here. -Don't touch me!
I think we both know that you like somebody else anyway, Maeve.
Eh... Did you get my text?
Yeah, but...