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I want a relationship.
Why do you wanna have sex so bad?
Jesus Christ, Mum! Get out, please! -[volume decreases]
So, uh...
They're not mine.
They will chew you up and spit you out like stale crisps.
-♪ Sit back down ♪ -Ugh.
[dog barking]
because I'm a loser and she is a lioness.
But I know I can be better.
-since you started punching people. -Mm.
♪ There goes my love rocket red ♪
[gasping]
Like, I hate roller coasters.
It was an appallingly awkward sexual experience.
Adam, it's fine, I can do it myself.
Well, stop lyin'!
-I'll see you after school. -Okay... [chuckles]
There's a few things, actually.
That would be impossible. Uh, no, you have company.
Goodbye, Jean.
You always have been, ever since you were a kid.
[sighs]
[Lily] It just doesn't make any sense.
♪ That it would change your mind ♪
[chuckles] You can go!
Mum, don't make me go.
er, and also classes to attend,
And sometimes I do the wrong thing.
exchanging money.
[vacuum whirring]
-What's the problem? -I'm not--
I just got unlucky in the family department.
and the latter is barely remembered as a philosophical movement.
[sighs]
♪ Shoot it up ♪
[sighs] She’s still not talking to me.
-Ow! -Stupid boy!
[harmonica plays]
Including her lesser-known work, Lady Susan,
Ah, so, if...
my son is the most important person in my life.
Nothing weird happened. It was a very average detention.
Madam? Madam, come here! Come here!
[laughing] No! No. God, no.
♪ Shoot it up ♪
[laughs]
-[sighs] -[phone rings]
Oh, well, back to the caravan park, then.
you let Maeve Wiley stay at school.
Er, you wanted to see me, sir?
hanging around after hours,
We'll just be a moment.
[zipper unzips]
♪ Still like that old time rock 'n' roll ♪
I was trying to reassure her how ridiculous that was,
Aaah! Aaah!
Okay. How, exactly?
-Is there more to read? -Yes.
She's rude and you're pathetic.
Um...
[Jean] I don't need a plumber tomorrow, I need a plumber today, you moron!
I've worked so hard.
♪ Amondo teeno giving, giving, giving ♪
Maybe it's a way of staying in control.