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[Carla] Mmm.
Hm? There was a line. I assumed it had something to do with cupcakes.
- Yes, sir. - Terrific.
He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.
Only kill him if you have to.
Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.
[Turk] At least you're not sterile.
[J.D. Over watch] Tell her I've known you longer.
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.
I'm sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.
Good day.
- Hey, nice new watch, J.D. - Thank you.
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?
It really is unfair, you guys.
[J.D.] Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.
Baby, I'm a man.
Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.
Does it smell like pie crust?
You switched last week and I totally defended you.
Why bring that home?
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,
Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.
- It's way too much. - It's just too much.
Turk.
I call this "The Captain."
[sighs]