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Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.
let's cut it out.
So unfair.
- Perry gets his chest waxed. - Keith loves to knit throw pillows.
First of all, whoever's been filling my TiVo with JAG reruns,
- Awesome. - Oh, now what the hell, Mongo?
You can't choose how tolerant they are.
# No, I know I'm no Superman
Were you not done cuddling, honey?
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.
If you're around, I'm having some java out front.
is the very finest physician in this city, to which you will respond,
Darling, just exactly who is the very best physician in our fair city?
- Hey! I'm not sterile! - Congratulations!
and rub it on wherever it hurts.
I got us watchie-talkies.
- Great. How much did that run? - About five bucks.