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Too much hero worship isn't healthy, you know.
I'll walk with you.
I see one thing about Lawndale football has improved a lot
I'm just picturing a scrawny little guy like you trying
Like, four hours into a kegger.
It's a job with many responsibilities,
He's going to read the plaque and think of all the people who admire him.
Because I almost went with "Starlight over Yosemite."
Not really.
Hey, babe! What's the matter?
That doesn't bother me.
That's just it. I feel terrible.
Yeah right. I can't believe the way people are reacting.
That's sick, man. So, what, are you guys on the intramural squad or something?
You're that type, you know?
No, he's a realist.
Scary about Tommy Sherman.
Fluffy.
You're Tommy Sherman!
Yeah?
Yeah. Make sure your father doesn't go to any Whoopi Goldberg movies!
Well, maybe he won't live that long.
What's the big deal about this football guy, anyway?
"Good afternoon, students, faculty, and distinguished alumni of Lawndale High.
Why are you laughing?
Well, he's acknowledging that if something
Daria, I've got to talk to you.
Stirring.
No, he didn't.