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It's kinda complicated.
Caterers? You'll be setting up in the marina.
Eh, but I don't know if I have what it takes to be Santa.
he tried earlier this evening.
to the Yacht‐mas Yacht Parade.
My yacht is hot, I yacht a lot.
- (laughs) - Ha. Fart ghost.
- What? Already? - It's a Christmas miracle,
- I took my dinghy, too. - (sighs) Let's get back to the booth.
The guy's so organized with that list and the checking it twice.
- Uh, I'll be back. - Bobby, no.
Uh, yeah, we made one for him but I dropped it.
- Thanks a lot, Bob. - It's your fault, Jimmy.
So, Uncle Father Santa Teddy,
Dollies, action figures, doing all types of actions.
from greeting people and watching yachts.
Anyway, Jimmy wants to impress the yacht people.
He's a yacht mess.
Uh‐huh. Some really nice stuff.
Me. I'm the guy on the Santa Schooner.
- Nice work. - Wow, look at the present line.
I got to go, and‐and not because I have nervous diarrhea.
Well, we went from holding three sweet gifts in our hands
I'm having craft beers and chicken satay and craft beers.
I'm using bungee cords to make myself impossible to pants.
He's definitely gonna have to make you a member now.
This thing is amazing! Pick up your feet!
Look, if we could have waited in that line, we would have.
Well, none of it's gonna work, Jimmy.
LINDA: Yeah! Now, that's Christmas.
Ha, ha. Well, I'll be quick.
- Oh, okay, um... - Thank you.
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