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Anyway, Jimmy wants to impress the yacht people.
The guy's so organized with that list and the checking it twice.
- I took my dinghy, too. - (sighs) Let's get back to the booth.
Well, we went from holding three sweet gifts in our hands
It's kinda complicated.
He's a yacht mess.
to the Yacht‐mas Yacht Parade.
So, Uncle Father Santa Teddy,
- Oh, okay, um... - Thank you.
from greeting people and watching yachts.
- Uh, I'll be back. - Bobby, no.
I got to go, and‐and not because I have nervous diarrhea.
I'm using bungee cords to make myself impossible to pants.
Uh‐huh. Some really nice stuff.
Well, none of it's gonna work, Jimmy.
- (laughs) - Ha. Fart ghost.
- Nice work. - Wow, look at the present line.
Caterers? You'll be setting up in the marina.
- Thanks a lot, Bob. - It's your fault, Jimmy.
Me. I'm the guy on the Santa Schooner.
he tried earlier this evening.
This thing is amazing! Pick up your feet!
My yacht is hot, I yacht a lot.
Uh, yeah, we made one for him but I dropped it.
I'm having craft beers and chicken satay and craft beers.
Eh, but I don't know if I have what it takes to be Santa.
LINDA: Yeah! Now, that's Christmas.
- What? Already? - It's a Christmas miracle,
He's definitely gonna have to make you a member now.
Look, if we could have waited in that line, we would have.
Dollies, action figures, doing all types of actions.
Ha, ha. Well, I'll be quick.
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