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- Nope. Nope, we're not. - She's not, we are.
- Oh. Uh, I'm sorry. - You're still on it.
Probably something stupid and awful,
Fine. If you see the mayor, tell him about our mayor special.
(sighs) Okay. Uh, listen,
close personal friends with Santa.
- Not strange. - Pretty strange.
I might be nervous and trying too hard.
You don't have to do it, Uncle Santa Father...
come up here on stage.
Jimmy Pesto?
Thank you, everyone for coming
is supposed to be for members only,
Uh, and it's called The Mayor Show with Mayor and Linda.
we wouldn't die.
Don't talk to us about waiting in line, okay?
You know, some kids like just waiting in line.
- Um, uh, okay. - Try not to step
- Uh‐huh. Sure, sure. - Ugh, let's give back the gifts.
The president's really busy right now.
So there is something! What‐what is it?
He needed vendors, so I threw out some names.
- Hmm, maybe. - And 'cause we work hard.
I‐I really don't want to talk about it. I feel dirty.
- uh, sorry, I forget your title. - Tina.
Great, more selfless acts. How can we be of service?
I mean, uh, who's psyched for Santa?
What? This isn't our boat.
to find the good stuff.
and we are kids.
Sound okay?
We need you to leave.
- I'm gonna dump 'em on the dock and see if he comes back. - Uh, yep.
How'd you know about that?
That's not so nice.
- What?! No. - Exactly.
- A real good Santa. - Santa, hurry up.
- I'll try. - I'll try what?
(grunting, shouting continuing)
Uh, yeah, my yacht's over there. Did you see it?
with our numb little hands.
Yes. That's it.
Tonight we give members of the community
on the ground too much. Thank you.
- What about the kids waiting in line? - Seriously?