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Listen to it again.
We could call parents.
because no hospital would hire me.
but Nurse Liz is kind of insane.
and then drink the blood out of your scalp...
So anyway, I've got a real zeal to heal.
With Louise.
Like I'll never truly know how cute my butt is.
I don't want to be weird about it!
I'm gonna throw up.
How long do we have to run?
Move the table!
Let's try it by the trash can!
I can't handle choices right now!
- I'm doing the news right now. - Give it back. Give it back!
Good idea, Bobby.
Oh, wow, it's a real one!
Well, not really, 'cause you're not blonde.
Uh, Nurse Liz,
But kids have to do their part and get seriously sick.
We-we can't be the farty stool restaurant.
Oops!
All right, the funeral people will be here any second.
So it's quick, all natural, but pretty cutting edge.
Aw, man, people are gonna call me cue ball!
Stop shoving!
We need to get this girl some ice!
That's a lot heavier than I expected.
No, really. Look.
You're drunk with lack of power.
I'm not a hero, Tina.
What's, uh, going on?
I wanted to be escaping with.
They're not, right? No.
we are escaping separately together!
Tammy's selfies sure liced a lot of kids.
Superlice. "Superlice"?
A date with someone besides my Aunt Gayle?
And I don't even know how much to tip!
I should get a reqard Like a smoothie or a Prius
- Yes, the one that's not attached. - New one's not attached.
God, I could read it, but reading?
I broke it. It burned me, so, I punched it. Go to subscribe on YARN Memes if they will stop. Bye.
It's just a bitter pill you have to swallow
Seriously, way to accessorize.
Yeah. I had a vinyl seat
All: [gasps] Oh, no. Whoa.
I've always been a booth man myself.
That's not good for business.