Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, Chipping suicided 'cause he was messing around with Donna,
[Alice] Hidden in a secret compartment behind Stonewall's crest
A fact known to you, Mr. DuPont,
Moose, you are not going to believe what Bret...
-Don't forget, I'm a licensed-- -Private investigator, right.
And when they do, they will tell you that it's covered
I mean, whatever the reason.
Do you need it to help my brother?
Jellybean, do you know where Jughead is?
Jug?
And then he talked to you, Mr. DuPont.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact
you would believe I would mastermind some elaborate conspiracy
A man of dishonor.
He recruited me. To play football.
I'm posting the sign-up sheet for the variety show tomorrow,
Because he had the gall to consider himself worthy of your little inner circle?
Hello, Francis.
Can you keep a secret?
[door unlocking]
but the door is not unlocked until the identity is revealed.
Without me, neither would exist.
and were trying to pin it on Betty.
"Did we need to do it?"
than anything you ever produced for my class.
just to win a YA book contract?
You think he's gonna make it?
You need to lie down.
turns out there is no Mr. Kotter.
And what happened next was a waking nightmare.
Other similarities to being dead.
pulp fiction you're conjuring, Hermosa, but Betty and I are just friends.
-Why? -Because in all your plotting,
-Unless you want me to stay. -No, go have fun.
Illegally recorded videotapes,
I had to let my intuition take over
Jug, okay. We put a stop to DuPont, we solved eight murders,
He's showering as we speak.
who was going to kill Jughead? And how?
[Betty] And pointed them to where you knew they would find me.
where Jughead's body was and placed the bloody rock in my hand,
I just couldn't shake it.
and was trying to save his life.
And the bigger it got,
reduce my charge to conspiracy after the fact,
you didn't kill me.
I have no idea what you're talking about.