Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, it kind of makes a twisted, pathological sense, no?

[scoffs] It's highway robbery.

Now I've taken Tracy back and DuPont is rotting in a grave.

a Stonewall student disappeared.

Archie Andrews and Jughead Jones, you will graduate.

You said it yourself.

I mean, he practically shoved me out the door.

I want you to walk away from the Tracy True contract.

Even you, Jughead.

...who supplied us with the medical files

he said the FBI is gonna have it tested.

I'd get comfortable if I were you guys

Ah, Betty and I are actually going to meet Archie and Veronica at Pop's. So...

as you watched him jump.

And that includes our friendly neighborhood doctor of death.

It all should have worked so perfectly, but it didn't.

[gasps] Jug, hey, hey, hey.

You don't have to tell me where he is,

So naturally, I assumed he went out the same way as the Stonewall Four,

-[bell rings] -You're not?

and each step brought you ever closer to your grandmother's killer.

But we really, really need your help, please.

Um, I will be back soon, okay?

You play nice from now on, Donna.

and reveal the location of your illicit videotapes.

You were asking about my father and my grandfather.

Why would you say that, Jones?

Betty, could you do the honor?

Starting with that very curious fact that both Moose Mason and myself

Francis DuPont, you have the right to remain silent.

Hell, even DuPont's dead.

Are you really so delusional

I have the conch.

This was a "whydunnit."

I'll see to it that you get a reduced sentence.

I liked that one.

And if that secret ever came out,

and not in a coffin, but still.

That is how it'll have to be if Jug doesn't make it.

when Joan crept up behind me...

Shut the hell up, Bret. Like I said, for the next 30 minutes,

Specifically, the three members of your original literary society...

Well, then, what did happen to that dead Torombolo?

I just have one last T to cross.

Yeah, mmm-hmm, yeah. We go way back.

And was it that beanie that kept my head from being completely cracked open

[gasps] To return to my dorm.

See, that's when you announced the writing competition.

you told me they all had a crack at it.

Your report came out really good, Mom.