Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I suppose that could be considered offensive.
I don't mean to burst your bubble, but penile-enlargement pills do not work.
But Sheldon's gonna go with you!
Here is a black light to check them. For your own peace of mind...
Well, I believe I've done it.
Next, this is a sexy French maid costume I bought for Bernadette.
I do.
...because, sweet Sam Houston, I did it.
And, yes, you love correcting people and putting them down.
What you're seeing there is splash-back.
It's just, I was thinking... Oh, gosh, golly. I made a boo-boo.
Why on earth would I want to do something nice for you?
Oh, damn.
Well, then, why are you always ripping on me?
Funny thing is I only have one belt.
Howard, please. This is Stephen Hawking.
...but we finally found a dress that could envelop your mother.
And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl parade...
It's like trying to keep two dogs in a bathtub.
...or thinks the moon is a planet.
Who am I kidding?