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Do you understand how important Hawking is to me?
Oh!
So I got the craziest e-mail this morning.
Fine. I'll just make him do a couple more things, then I'll stop.
- Sorry, I can't. - What? Why not?
I want you to tell me I'm good at what I do.
You're obviously good at what you do.
...and made my sister push me up and down the block to trick-or-treat.
Why are you doing that? You're being mean to him.
...that I'm available at his earliest convenience.
I'm not sure how to do this.
Oh, by the way, the little marks that look like water spots...
See? There it is. There's that twinkle.
Perhaps my only intellectual equal.
- I wouldn't mind a glass. - I wasn't talking to you.
You can make him do anything you want.
I enjoyed reading your paper very much.
You just give him my paper on the Higgs boson.
Have you seen them on those little bicycles?
My pleasure.