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Please let Professor Hawking know...
They have her pattern on file.
Oh, I buffed them with Turtle wax.
They have her pattern on file.
You know, she once killed a prairie dog with a gravy boat.
Yes, yes!
Well, and you never answered me.
I was thinking about bringing him along, so he can meet the great man.
It'll look so nice next to the ones he's got...
Thank you. It just... it came to me one morning in the shower.
- Well... - Oh, I'm sorry.
This is not my laundry.
Leonard, do you recall when I said that I was going...
It's this dress.
- What if he doesn't? - Yeah, he will. He's really smart.
Sheldon, these look great.
Come on. The man torments me.
I wanna remind you, you promised to take me dress-shopping tomorrow!
Because he's punishing me for being a, quote, "condescending jerk."
Get in here, grab a handful, and start stuffing.
Are you saying I do?
Your thesis that the Higgs boson is a black hole...