HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'm sorry, I can't make it!
...and you said, "Sheldon, it's 2 a.m. Get out of my bedroom"?
Great. Thank you. Oh, that's terrific.
That's amazing. You'll be like his pit crew.
- It's actually 011011110... - No!
- I told you no. - But I said I'm sorry.
...he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly.
I even sprained my wrist helping your mother lift her bosom.
You make sissy on your belt buckles?
- Condescending means... - I know what it means!
- ...about you-know-who? - Yep.
And she would entertain me with stories about growing up in Oklahoma.
What is it now, Mrs. Wolowitz?
You should be so lucky.
...and he's looking for an engineer to maintain equipment on his wheelchair.
What? Hey, I gave you first crack at it.
I mean, they're like magnificent little crowns...