Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because if I don't, he won't give my paper to Stephen Hawking.
Of course.
Boy, a restraining order from Stephen Hawking.
It's not the same. Sheldon doesn't know he's being mean. The part of his brain...
Well, then, to avoid Jewish hell?
Well, I can't help it. That's an involuntary twinkle.
I have never said that you are not good at what you do.
It's easy. Just pretend you're putting away a sleeping bag.
I don't make arithmetic mistakes.
You still going to tell him...
No, no, no, ma petite chérie.
What are you all staring at?
Three times.
A word of caution, I would not do your Stephen Hawking impression...
He's coming to the university to lecture...
You're right.
Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
- How about dolphins? - Out!
Why doesn't Howard just introduce you to the guy?
I know. He's the wheelchair dude who invented time.
...accelerating backwards through time is fascinating.
Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond.
- Really? - That's incredible. Oh, here.