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Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond.
Boy, a restraining order from Stephen Hawking.
I don't make arithmetic mistakes.
Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
...accelerating backwards through time is fascinating.
- Really? - That's incredible. Oh, here.
I know. He's the wheelchair dude who invented time.
Well, then, to avoid Jewish hell?
He's coming to the university to lecture...
It's not the same. Sheldon doesn't know he's being mean. The part of his brain...
What are you all staring at?
You still going to tell him...
I have never said that you are not good at what you do.
A word of caution, I would not do your Stephen Hawking impression...
Why doesn't Howard just introduce you to the guy?
- How about dolphins? - Out!
It's easy. Just pretend you're putting away a sleeping bag.
Of course.
You're right.
Well, I can't help it. That's an involuntary twinkle.
Because if I don't, he won't give my paper to Stephen Hawking.
No, no, no, ma petite chérie.
Three times.