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- Thought he might be more excited. - Give it a second.
You should know. I do it for you more than anyone.
Maybe a different language will help.
Oh...
- I showed him some card tricks. - Oh.
...to hang over my magnificent little jewels.
Get out!
Sleeping bags don't usually sweat this much, but okay.
To go to Jewish heaven?
I got you some Hawking souvenirs.
It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
No, you said, "Would it help if I said 'I'm sorry'?"
Let me try again.
- He's a famous physicist... - Yeah.
The e-mail I got was from the office of Stephen Hawking.
Now zip me up.
My God, that's terrible.
All right, then.
Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends?
Jews don't have heaven.