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I got you some Hawking souvenirs.
Now zip me up.
- Thought he might be more excited. - Give it a second.
Let me try again.
- He's a famous physicist... - Yeah.
The e-mail I got was from the office of Stephen Hawking.
Maybe a different language will help.
All right, then.
Jews don't have heaven.
Oh...
To go to Jewish heaven?
Get out!
...to hang over my magnificent little jewels.
Sleeping bags don't usually sweat this much, but okay.
You should know. I do it for you more than anyone.
My God, that's terrible.
It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends?
- I showed him some card tricks. - Oh.
No, you said, "Would it help if I said 'I'm sorry'?"
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