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That was our apartment! You should've discussed it with me.
Sit.
He loaned me the money to buy back my old apartment,
and opening for Shy Baldwin. Blah, blah, blah. She's a whore.
Of course it is. There's not a thing in the world
No. There have to be worse.
Where we going?
- But... - Explain later. Everyone, on the cars. Now.
not to let you leave without saying hello.
Now, he was talking about anti-Semitic Nazis.
with nothing but Chinese records in it?
- or choking on steak. - Christ.
But anywhere else, your choice.
♪ There's a car made just for me ♪
I can go in the back if you need some privacy.
I need Midge's money.
♪ Oh, darn that...
I will sneak into your basement, and I will fry fish.
I did not intend to tell everyone this way.
He was gonna do stand-up.
- Oh. Try gasoline. - Really?
One more.
Boy, he seemed nice.
Being good ♪
You rang?
Mrs. Maisel has quite the knack
What's the opposite of here?
blood-soaked, painful,
- L. Roy Dunham? - Don't know,
♪ The best things in life are free ♪
Yep. Right behind you.
Why'd you let them change our son's birthday?
They said they were drinking beer, laughing,
which I must point out was the job description,
So, what, you think they're not gonna give us the check?
What should we play?
- Which sandwich is funniest? - Hoagie.
The club is doing too well.
I'm glad you like it. Keep up.
How did I wind up in a cage with Petey and Jacob?!
- Nap time. - Mr. Maisel.
Us another favor.
♪ The midnight train...
Really? You sent Li Wei after him?
Exactly shit.
- Hey, do you have any seltzer? - Why?
- Why is that bad? - It's not.
- Why? - At the very least, I could've told you
- He's drunk a lot. - Mm.
Ethan!
Your contract was your collateral.
I do, but you're going to tell me anyway.
- Double-time, double-time. - I was thinking
If you tied the ropes tight enough,
We've stopped for games and T-shirts
I'm not saying you have to fuck him.
I just...
Seriously, what's funny?
Hello. We need, uh...
As Dorothy Parker once said ♪
♪ whip-poor-will...
♪ You say you love me and you hold me tight ♪
Why not just knock me in the head right outside?
- is really low. - That's something.
You'll love this. Tell him.
And how are you this morning?
Okay. Let's see what we have here.
She says give her a minute. She goes into the bedroom.
Was that the joke that got you fired?
to never borrow money from my father.