Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but they got mad and dropped me from the tour.

soul-crushing revenge.

- You did not get swindled. - I did not insult you,

Look, I know it was an emotional purchase,

she turns and just leaves the room.

and my son insulted me?

Okay. I got to go.

♪ These gallops are...

You know, it's not good to sit in a bar when you're depressed.

You know, I schtupped your mother

- Mei... - They wanted a business that looked legit

I hate music. I hate music stands.

I think they're gonna call the cops.

- Just me! - What?

And you borrowed money from my father?

Jack Ballard. I thought Jack Ballard was dead.

But I have my moments.

and we would be on a plane to Prague right now.

What happened to Midge's money,

I'm filled with so much fury, and why?

That guy in there holds our fate in his big, meaty hand,

I hate mic cords.

Not a manly death like fighting in a war

I get to Denver, nothing.

- This your card? - Shit. Yeah.

In show business?

- No, we do not. - Yeah, beats me.

Standing there on a tarmac, not Penn Station, by the way,

- I don't know you. - Oh, well, I'm very famous.

Is this that matchmaking business again?

And a Christmas special with Bob Hope.

Because I was supposed to make sure you failed.

Gonna be here all night.

- I'm not going near your Jockey shorts. - Well, that's a relief.

- I know what I said, but... - Plus, you realize

but you just won't listen!

I need a pen. Who has a pen?

- Maybe some other time. - Oh, bad day?

I told him not to do this.

You know how there are times in your life

Have you lost your mind?

It looks like a crawly caterpillar.

- but it was bad for her, too. - I have work, Abe.

knock you in the head and steal it.

And nobody cares.

So, if I'm reading the room right,

- You told me not to give you Midge's money. - I know.

And you never saw it coming

- You think? - Of the two of us,

That is not true.

♪ She's sure fine-lookin', man, wow, she's something else ♪

I'd love to, but first, can we talk business?

into his hands immediately, buy me some time.

You're good? All, uh, shaved and everything?

Tell your parents I'll give them ten percent of the take.

- Absolutely. - Okay.

Guess I overpacked.

- Fucking hate magicians. - Oh, that's just Alfie.

suddenly, Ethan's the king of whack-a-mole.

- What are you reading? - A book.

♪ Worked hard and saved my dough ♪

A dud club means less eyes on the parlor.

♪ Never thought I'd do this before ♪

So I'd like to sleep there, in the middle,

I can't believe you borrowed money from my father!

The drinking? Oh, that's a family thing.

Completely naked.

Look, when we get back to the house,

Just won't be good enough ♪

This borders on inhuman and unfeeling

♪ Hey, look a-here, just wait and see ♪