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Fucking revenge!
♪ Darn your lips and darn your eyes ♪
- I would've bombed. - Yeah, you would've bombed,
You said I didn't blow my career.
- Well, technically, I'm a Dooley. - Nobody cares.
Your side. I swear.
Just for fun. Can't let you go up in smoke,
You've never been to Prague.
Yes, it is. I made three cakes.
to tell a Jewish man he's been had!
I was on tour with the biggest star in the world,
You'll get your money.
Chester will be farting a lot.
Yep. Tell them the club is doing sensational.
What?
Got to fly ♪
You saw him. All he hit was the kid next to him.
- But-but, Papa, I... - Miriam,
You fucker!
- Why would you do that? - Why would you do that?
and... Wait, did you change my birthday?
Don't you snark at me, lady. I was doing you a favor.
This funnel cake is delicious.
♪ I'm so lonesome...
Sonja was not a matchmaker.
Finding out your friend is driving from cans
Put it back.
I'm not ready to be a failure yet.
Yes, I bought our apartment.
- Tchotchkes? - What am I, your fucking grandmother?
No? Great. Guess I'm paying.
- What's the point? - The point is
Take a card. I'm a pacifist and a vegetarian,
I don't understand. What did she buy?
None of the grown-ups are doing anything to stop it.
but I never got the money, so I don't know
♪ Then I knew just what I would be missing...
- if that's okay. - Uh...
Uh...
Abe, for God's sake, you were 30 and unmarried!
♪ Look a-there, what's all this? ♪
Yes.
It was a private conversation.
What? The boy has three cakes,
Or you got to run and go get it and run back again?
Are they mopping it?
- What are you doing here? - Can I come in?
but you can just call me Mr. B.
- Me! - Say cheese!
You want a balloon, too? We'll just take the check.
- Why? - The club's drawing too much attention
I'm Susie. This is Tess.
They replaced me with Jack Ballard.
- But... - Yes, come in.
Every day, I get home from work, and she's left me a list.
Do you know what collateral is, Miriam?
And then she smiles and says, "Have a great night at the club.
and clutching her suitcase."
You don't have an apartment.
You know, my father once said to me,
♪ To own that car would be a luxury ♪
to get me to sell you that apartment back!