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-I'm smoking it. -Tell me something:
The kid's first ID. You wanna make it a fake one.
-And you're smoking. -Sometimes you can be too careful.
Children are inconvenient.
-You? -A dog.
for you <3
Ocean. Maybe I start surfing again.
I'm almost inclined to not ask you out again...
-It's a piece of paper. -It's not a piece of paper.
I'll be just a minute. Okay?
That's it. Mazeltov. Let's name this baby and eat.
Perhaps I should check them out. I was, of course, confused.
Gotta take care of that. Next checkup.
Oh, God, the wave of relief that washed over me, weird protestor guy.
All right, well, close the drawer, then, and open your mind.
When are you gonna break the news to Doug and Silas?
-Almost? -Almost.
Jane Goodall.
Did you get that birth-certificate form all filled out for me?
And she has a point.
I've got your discharge paperwork all set up for you.
-It's kind of cute. -Who cares?
Father is a drug kingpin, which could pose a problem...
-Looks like you're fucked. -No. Isn't there something you can do?
Fuck it.