Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...the you're-ugly-and-behind-bars nightmare.

Well, it represents a covenant between our people and God.

...playing a juvenile video game. It's just so immature for a doctor.

From the man who refused to put his name on his son's birth certificate.

-That's not mean. -It was harsh. It was a snap judgment.

And just so you know, I'm not doing this for you.

They want me to have this baby off the grid. No birth certificate.

-No, I'll have Cesar take these to-- -Oh, that's okay. My family's coming.

Great. Thank you, baby.

-Can you fix it or not? -Go see a doctor.

...from a lady at the hospital.

Who are all these people?

Isabelle would like to go to college.

Well, I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Gayle.

Oh, shit. Now I'm calling it an it. Him an it.

...then I will be its father, and we will raise it together.

I could sell a lot more makeup if I give a free gift with purchase.

But I mean "really" really. If my name is on this child's birth certificate...

I couldn't put Esteban's name on the birth certificate.

What are you looking at?

I like to close drawers.

You must have a very beautiful life.

...the upside-down kill screen in "Ms. Pac-Man."