Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Of course. They have a room full of "shmarijuana"...
What did Silas pay you for all of your valuable legal advice, Dean?
You're unemployed. You're closer to 40 than 30.
On the birth certificate, he'd be "Andy Jr."
My son, our son, will be baptized by a priest in a church.
Phoned me to tell me about their new-daddy classes.
Andy, I don't have anybody else.
...carry on the Botwin name.
Don't-- Come on. God.
Checkup? No, no, no. A bris, with a mohel and a rabbi.
-Mazeltov. You're a father. -No, I'm not.
-I've been lifting. -You look good.
...by 2-dollar-taco night at Borracho's...
-This is bullshit. -No, no, no. It's cool.
Because my mother always said that if they feed you, go.
It's getting kind of late. I think I should go soon.
And if you let them, they'll take everything you have.
...to whom I am now the closest living relative?
-Surfing lessons extra. -Of course they are.
I wanna be a substantial human being. Know what I mean?
Why did you even agree to go out with me?
Right up in there. You good? Okay, here we go. One, two....