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- but it's-it's right near the Dress Barn. - No.
Listen to me. I have to tell you something very important.
♪ Settle for me ♪
It's never too late to get the life
♪ Solange to Beyoncé ♪
You know how he gets.
Do it, Serrano.
I gotta do something else. I mean, I'll take anything.
Hey, by the way, you finished, right?
you did it in a dream, and you...
♪ I have no problem being picked out from the bottom ♪
♪ Let's pretend I didn't say that ♪
Not hot. Gross.
I just mean that at no point do you even mention electronics
_
Okay, as long as we're being super honest,
- Are those the s'mores ones? - Ugh.
Great.
I think I just said that.
That's what he does. He pops up, disappears.
Like, it's weird and sad.
And... is that
mmm, the cauliflower tacos.
- That's gonna be our little secret. - Okay.
- I-I... - I don't understand.
So, in conclusion,
i left my wife for a prostitute
And... needles.
The most healthy thing.
sexy Porta Potties.
on Instagram.
You're, like, the smartest, most badass girl I know.
Hey. Hey.
let's leave the children out of this.
The new me is making healthier choices.
a ton about Buddhism. Uh-huh.
quite a piece of writing.
I mean, you kind of have to, like, see it to believe it.
You took some guy home
when you were being a nice person.
That's just not me, okay? Like,
a healthy choice, Cookie.
He delivered you.
I left my wife for a prostitute. *cries*
- Okay, so this guy can - Yeah.
Hello?
Now, put on all these layers so you don't get cancer.
Thanks.
Are you like a love doctor?
No, I-I'm gonna go. I'm gonna call you later, okay?
Nice.