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You've been voting all day, and we are down to two finalists.
♪ I know I'm only second place in this game ♪
you just want to wake up, and...
♪ One day I was crying a lot and so I decide to move to ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
Oh, just eat it.
♪ But like 2% milk or seitan beef ♪
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Uh-uh. Don't try to trick me, because I'm a vegan.
You get some rest... kiddo.
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You're welcome.
I should just wait for that special someone?
♪ You got a beautiful ass, strong-ass arms ♪
Oh, good God. The boobs, the abs, the hair.
Ooh. You are really sticking to this.
Healthy choices... that's you.
Pretentious?
Because drugs are bad.
Hey, is this vegan?
You just, you don't think there's like any reason that I shouldn't?
Can you hurry up and decide?
- Mm-hmm. - so I stayed up all night last night
stop singing for just a second?
is everything okay?
Listen, um,
Uh, I'm having the worst day, dude.
Oh, carpel tunnel.
accurately represented that fact.
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm... ♪
Like a lion. Right?
But... so, how are you?
I know... nothing about life.
I'm talking about the balls. The balls that you have.
Like we're normal.
like, in the whole world but I'm no good at job applications.
store... in the world.
Well, it's just so intellectual and overthought.
- Mm-hm - What's his last name? It doesn't matter.
♪ Right near the dress barn ♪
so I'm gonna go to one of those...
I'm sorry, bonker balls isn't in the DSM-5 yet? Okay.
Mmm!
- don't you think? - Yeah, like, I think I really need
♪ Can't you see the light? ♪
- I mean, she is seriously bonker balls. - Heather, we don't use terms like that
with the flash point that single-handedly ignited labor reform
Nope. Nothing. Well, I should run.
Nah. Call of Duty: Black Ops 3. You should check out my YouTube channel.
Well, it sounded like he was a crappy father... he deserved glitter.
Okay, can you come with me, because I'm scared.
and I don't want to hear you barf-crying later.
I mean, it's... you have to admit,
- Yeah. - That applies to your dating life, too,
What do you suggest I do? I mean, what do you do
It's... it's really changed the way I do everything
But thanks for the salt in the wound.
Oh, thank you for stopping me.
Let's engage in some date... conversation.
you call it. I want to see your face.
Eat the donut.
♪ Do get along... ♪
At least it's kosher salt!