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- This week you are. Okay. - For forever I am.
Oh, that's like the Hawaiian place with the TVs, right?
never will be Audra Levine, okay?
i left my wife for a prostitute
♪ West Covina, California ♪
I left my wife for a prostitute.
Oh, come on!
♪ Settle for me ♪
So, um, healthy choices.
Echo Parko Tacos...!
I just want to be her friend.
♪ Settle for him ♪
Okay. So nice talking to you, Mom.
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ A bit more realistic ♪
You're thinking, Well, are you Audra Levine?
- That's fast! - Mm-hmm.
♪ Let me get back to playin' with your thing ♪
Mmm.
- Ugh! - Let me save you from making another one.
Aloha is just a... really laid-back store, okay?
Like...
♪ Then... ♪
Healthy choices.
♪ Please go wash your balls in the shower, the bathroom ♪
and then you muddy up the long play for Josh.
- that tum-tum full of guacamole. - ♪ I... love avocados! ♪
You're too young.
You may need to take a trip to your happy place.
about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire.
No. Stop messing with me. I know it's weird.
Oh, thank... Good luck!
You gonna do it? You gonna ask her out?
All right, well, when are you guys gonna chill,
- the vegan thing. - It's cute?
Some may say healthy.
someplace else.
La Cocina...!
- Ignore. Mm...
♪ Please don't be a murderer ♪
but I also kinda want to punch her in the arm.
♪ But hey, let's think this through ♪
♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪
♪ Your balls smell so much worse than I feared ♪
with these terrible, like, terrible stick-figure drawings
I have standards.
totally overreacted, too, so...
You don't understand. Like, I'm not...
So, we doing this or what?
♪ Babycakes, just settle for me ♪
- Okay. Just give me the... phone. - Oh. Oh! Ninja!
Um, I gotta get this in to Aloha.