Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Subject demonstrates lack of judgment

- Thank you. - It's cute. It's like how...

are you making healthy choices?

Welcome back... thank you for stickin' with us....

Hi, Mom! What's up?

other side. Store... In The World

But the truth is, I-I don't want you to settle for me. I...

was actually very well thought-out and trenchant.

- a vegan now. Yeah. - Really?

- Josh. - Exactly.

But at least I had the guts to ask a girl out.

♪ But I know there's another guy ♪

Mm. Oh, that's my mom.

Well, I was reading that sitting is like the new smoking...

I'm sorry, bonker balls isn't in the DSM-5 yet? Okay.

so Abuela's clearly had sour cream in it,

Is there a glitter stand here somewhere?

A Quest for Chaos.

Is this like your authentic veganism?

♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪

♪ It happens to be where Josh lives ♪

it's like boom, feelings.

Okay, now, you know that YouTube tutorial we watched,

Josh Chan loves you.

♪ Come on, cutie, get between my thighs ♪

but then I realized I couldn't really do work on it.

Oh, so I never heard,

Ugh! This is the fifth time she's called today.

Smoking. Naked.

♪ Los corazones ♪

♪ Hey, sexy stranger, come back to my place ♪

It's a silly place, with the shirts and the...

So the trip was good?

it's the one rainy day in the middle of a five-year drought.

and, like, not in a good way.

♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪

Wait, are you calling me from Dr. Weinstein's office?

Gary, you've been coming up with some really intense copy lately.

♪ My heart goes tippety-tap-tap-tap ♪

So, uh, what's your beer of choice?

- I really should pick this up. No, don't. - No, no, no. You know what,

♪ Waited the three-month window and got ♪

- Mm. - Cheers.

♪ Of my masculinity ♪

Are you guys talking about drugs?

Although, truth be told, when I walk around this festival, all I want to do

♪ When we're together ♪

♪ And I hope you're not a murderer ♪

The hell is that?

Guess that would be a... library.

you're not a healthy choice.

Life is too short. You're being ridiculous.

♪ Tested again? Just makin' sure ♪

we are on a date.

I guess I can tell you...

- The hipster one? Are you crazy? - Yeah.