Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And our employees are just chill.

♪ Than I've been... ♪

You can't monopolize the bathroom

to turn over a whole new leaf.

So, anyway, I've decided to eat my feelings, and it turns out...

Oh, no. it's... it's not him. But it-it's, uh... it's Instagram.

This essay you wrote at the end of your application, it's...

and not hire this man to hand out leis and sell VCRs?!

But then, last night, I sat down and actually read it.

but every time you show up,

♪ Hey, sexy stranger, let's go to my place ♪

♪ And please don't harvest my kidney ♪

This place is the right choice for you.

Who is your favorite president?

Can't you see that?

What's your deal with Rebecca?

♪ Schmoopy pie, I'm begging you, please ♪

Please, you know what it says.

So... someone who gets this upset

- Thanks. - So, um,

And feel free to use specific words

♪ Darling, just settle for me ♪

on a scale from one to ten, rate your suicidal thoughts.

I made a deal with myself.

Uh, we could go, or we could go...

I'm hanging up now.

I feel kind of bad now.

What? What am I doing?

Abuela's one is so much better.

Uh... oh, okay.

♪ But I'm right here ♪

We're talking, like, Kabbalah, bee pollen, colonics.

♪ I think you'll have to agree ♪

- No... - No, I know.

♪ We make quite a pair ♪

♪ Have... ♪

♪ And please don't be a murderer ♪

Yeah! I'll be right back!

♪ I'm not the one you adore ♪

Ah, dude, nobody is on LinkedIn.

- Okay. - Oh, my gosh.

Are you kidding? I would love some poké.

♪ Steppin' in the club, all those eyes on me ♪

♪ Se alegran ♪

Man, you're like a broken record.

I make awful decisions.

so I'm going to hit the ladies.

What the hell is this?

♪ Maybe it's time to grow up ♪

Yeah. They asked me if I went to Harvard,

Yeah, you know what. Let me make take care of the essay. I got it.

♪ If he's your broken condom, I'm plan B ♪

Are you... are you really doing this?