Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is that she requires further study.
♪ You been tested for STDs? ♪
- Try me, Greg. Try me. - Okay. Okay.
Tech Center over on South Cameron.
♪ Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back ♪
Mariela, cielito mío... Muy rica la sopa...!!
♪ Settle for me ♪
Hi, Josh.
Yeah. It's not you, it's not you. You're...
And, oh, I'm a vegan now.
Led to the unhealthiest decision I ever made.
on his birthday I... I'd send him, like,
Mine is Rutherford B. Hayes,
Well, I got an interview at the Aloha Tech Center, like you said I would,
And this puppy is...
who has the best guacamole.
Scoff if you want, but the hipster one is more authentic.
for obvious reasons.
This class blows. I quit.
I don't know. I think you're overqualified.
- No! - Eat it.
Since four days ago when I saw you house a cheeseburger pizza?
I'm gonna go put on a thong.
♪ He's a fantasy ♪
at a taco festival!
Everything okay with the...
to be with, like, an older guy, maybe like a professor,
And you have the nerve to sit here
This is the greatest thing I've ever experienced.
Okay.
- Come on, you love the Dress Barn. - No. I'm goinna go.
Can you not do that?
- Come on! - All right, already!
♪ Porque cantando ♪
Yes. I'm just waiting for my pap.
- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - That's a sexist term.
♪ I almost taste the same ♪
Mm. Anything new today?
so I got this treadmill desk
Oh, okay. Well, you stop looking at that, 'cause that's not healthy.
I have exciting news.
Are you kidding me?
No, no, no, no. Let's do something to cheer you up.
- ♪ STDs ♪ - ♪ Tell me, please ♪
- in one minute in the gazebo! - Oh...!
- This makes no sense. - I know,
I think that it's time for me to start making healthier choices.
- ♪ Cielito lindo ♪ - Ha-ha!
like, a handmade card
Take a hint, dude.
My ball.
You want one?
Your future is in your hands
You crushed it in there!
A dude just left your apartment!
There he is.
that I need to be making healthier choices,
- Okay...? - What the hell is going on?