Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - That's a sexist term.

And, oh, I'm a vegan now.

at a taco festival!

♪ Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back ♪

This is the greatest thing I've ever experienced.

Everything okay with the...

- in one minute in the gazebo! - Oh...!

is that she requires further study.

And you have the nerve to sit here

- Come on! - All right, already!

I think that it's time for me to start making healthier choices.

Yeah. It's not you, it's not you. You're...

on his birthday I... I'd send him, like,

Tech Center over on South Cameron.

- Come on, you love the Dress Barn. - No. I'm goinna go.

Mm. Anything new today?

A dude just left your apartment!

Your future is in your hands

Oh, okay. Well, you stop looking at that, 'cause that's not healthy.

Mine is Rutherford B. Hayes,

♪ Settle for me ♪

for obvious reasons.

that I need to be making healthier choices,

so I got this treadmill desk

I'm gonna go put on a thong.

♪ I almost taste the same ♪

- Okay...? - What the hell is going on?

This class blows. I quit.

who has the best guacamole.

like, a handmade card

- No! - Eat it.

- Try me, Greg. Try me. - Okay. Okay.

♪ You been tested for STDs? ♪

♪ He's a fantasy ♪

Scoff if you want, but the hipster one is more authentic.

Yes. I'm just waiting for my pap.

Well, I got an interview at the Aloha Tech Center, like you said I would,

- ♪ STDs ♪ - ♪ Tell me, please ♪

- This makes no sense. - I know,

Mariela, cielito mío... Muy rica la sopa...!!

I don't know. I think you're overqualified.

- ♪ Cielito lindo ♪ - Ha-ha!

♪ Porque cantando ♪

Take a hint, dude.

And this puppy is...

Can you not do that?

Since four days ago when I saw you house a cheeseburger pizza?

to be with, like, an older guy, maybe like a professor,

Are you kidding me?

No, no, no, no. Let's do something to cheer you up.

I have exciting news.

Led to the unhealthiest decision I ever made.

You crushed it in there!