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I'M SO SORRY -- I GOT TONGUE-TIED,

I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!

I BELIEVE THREE MINUTES IS PLENTY OF TIME FOR SOME COFFEE.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. I CAN ONLY REMAIN YOUR BEST FRIEND

I KNOW THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION,

JACKSON ANNOUNCES HE WANTS FOUR IN FOUR.

Luke: WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?

SO, APPARENTLY, NOW I HAVE TO GET BUSY.

I KNOW THE STORY. IT WAS HOUR 23...

WHAT'S FOUR IN FOUR? FOUR KIDS IN FOUR YEARS.

AND MY MOTHER REALLY WANTS TO WIN,

I'M GONNA BE OVER THERE ON THE CHURCH STEPS,

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IF YOU FEEL YOURSELF GETTING LIGHT-HEADED

TAKE NOTE OF ITS FORM BEFORE TREATED.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO MADELINE OR LOUISE.

YOU TRIED TO TAKE MY MEGAPHONE. N-NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DROP IT.

I'M NOT REALLY AS ANTI-KID AS I MIGHT HAVE COME OFF.

I'VE 10 MINUTES. I THINK I'VE SOME GLUE BACK AT THE DINER.

AND THEN HE STARTS YELLING, "STOP CALLING ME HO-HO. IT'S MAKING ME HUNGRY."

I CANNOT DANCE WITH YOU. WHY NOT?

NO ONE TOUCHES MY MEGAPHONE -- NO ONE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

I THINK THAT ONE'S A GONER, MISS.

OR SUNSCREEN. OR MAD COW DISEASE.

"WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE 75th ISSUE?

IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING.

YOU DIDN'T WIN! I'M STILL HERE! WHERE'S RORY?

THERE'S NOTHING STANDING IN YOUR WAY NOW, 'CAUSE I'M OUT.

THAT SOUND MEANS YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES

HOWEVER, I DO BELIEVE...

OR FORGET A ROOM -- GET A PARK BENCH OR A DOORWAY,

ABOUT THE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE OF THE FRANKLIN,

IT'S LIKE SUPER CHICKEN. I BET IT COULD FLY.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? COME ON, SPEAK!

I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES

CHARITABLE EVENTS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS TO TAKE PART IN.

DON'T THEY SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? I KNOW THEY HAVE MIRRORS.

OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAN DO IN 10 MINUTES.

SO YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME,

I DON'T SEE A YELLOW CARD.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

TO TELL YOU THAT I HATE YOU. THANKS, HONEY.

I HAVEN'T SEEN OR HEARD FROM HIM

WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL SO LIGHT AND YET NOT FLOAT AWAY, PARIS?"

I TOLD HIM ABOUT TAYLOR GETTING PUNCH-DRUNK AT HOUR 15

WELL? STILL RINGING.

THE RATE AT WHICH I'VE KIDS AND THE AMOUNT I WISH

YOU'D NEVER FALL ASLEEP OR CHASE A PIE.

GOD, I SWEAR, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET A ROOM?

OH, YEAH. I-I DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY MISSED YOU.

HAVE YOU TRIED TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW?

MMM. HOW YOU DOIN' THERE, CHAMP?

EXCUSE ME, STRANGE MAN IN THE CORNER!

AND I'VE SPENT WEEKS -- MONTHS, ACTUALLY --

THE FOOD IS FOR THE DANCERS. WHO ARE YOU -- BOBBY BRADY?