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You know what, Muriel, I've been thinking.
Or our first one. Even better.
Now go on in and tell Muriel you're not gonna lie in it.
I said I'd snake it courteously
Muriel, you know I can't sleep with that light on.
You just be here with my 50.
Thurgood, are you okay? You seem tense.
Go, Thurgood, raise the pressure.
Uh, did that skeleton used to be a woman?
It really made me, you know, hot.
Good, we're off on the right foot.
Life as we know it will never be the same again.
Maybe we can help each other out.
when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
No more nookie nights. No more cuddling.
What you say?
I'm afraid you're at 190, which is too low to qualify for the new drug.
You're blood is bad,
You've been excepted into our hypertension drug study.
Oh, Goodie.
although it's still in the experimental stage.
hypertension, blindness, death, increased sex drive...
I don't trust no pills that don't have Fred Flintstones on it.
That's means I've knocked my last boot.
Ma'am, your father's in excellent condition for a man in his 60s.
There's no use, Muriel. Nothing can get me aggravated enough.
Thurgood, what's happening?