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You have very high blood pressure.
(GASPS) My 40s!
That's it. I have no other problems. Bye.
Oh, Mrs. Avery.
Tense? Why should I be tense? I have my hypertension pills.
I wanted some anti-flaccid, uh, antacid.
Uh, actually he left Babs, but she's on her break.
and that would be the 21st century.
There's a little urban renewal going on in my pants. That's what's happening.
Right, and they gonna have my pills at the desk? Mr. Stubbs!
Reading? Nobody said nothing about reading.
(SHOUTING) You dried up, old gargoyle!
Well, no, but that's my hair relaxer.
Hmm. Yes, would shop here again.
Chinese herbs?
Huh? Oh, sewage pipe erupted in my face.
Uh, yeah, perfect, and while you're doing that
and you wouldn't have seen shrimp one.
We should go on a second honeymoon.
Look, I understand your apprehensions.
Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode
What is that, Thurgood?
You can pick up your $50 at the front desk.
What's it gonna be? A real doctor or County?
Poker night is over.
(HUMMING)
Thurgood.
You're gonna have to.
No, Goodie, it's based on love.
What the Hella Fitzgerald?
Thurgood, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this.
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