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Even though I have a headache. Yes.
198. I'll push him off.
(CHUCKLING) I bought it on the border.
Stupid? 197!
I'm out of pills forever.
(DOG GROWLING)
Good, she's not here.
Thurgood, at least let me put this can down.
Hmm.
Does Thurgood know?
Now, now, there is hope. There's a promising new drug for hypertension,
(SCREAMING) It burns! I'm in hell! I'm in hell.
don't sit in the icebox, especially with the door closed.
So my hat says, "Nevada,"
Hmm, let's see. Aggravation, a high fat diet, excess alcohol...
Tell me, doctor,
Well, when you gonna fix my calendar?
Says here side effects can include nausea, seizures, Bell's palsy,
Weren't you supposed to go to HUD and pick up those air conditioners?
Well, I'm happy to announce that your hypertension is under control.
So were there any side effects that you noticed?
Thurgood, what are you talking about?
Why, gentlemen, whatever could you mean?
Suddenly you're so good.
(MURIEL HUMMING)
Thurgood, you better stop. You're at 210,
Then I could just grab a jet pack and zoom off to the nearest bubble city,
It's not FDA approved.
MURIEL: Oh, my.
You're very kind.
Chicken-fried, steak-fried chicken,
Uh, uh, uh!
Oh, really? Excuse me.
Don't become your mother, now.
No, Thurgood. You're in County Hospital.
Fine. But before you go,
I feel good from my head down to my... Ooh! Hey!
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