Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MAN ON TV: Where's the strangest place we've ever made whoopee?
Would you like me to call you a physician?
Muriel, I've got to come clean.
Well, what do you want me to do?
What're you trying to kill me?
Tarnell's my man with the hookup, he'll come through.
Ooh! Oh, good morning, Thurgood.
Ah.
Hey, look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right.
All right, I won't tell nobody.
I just wanted to look good, so I used some
Or should I say, "Thur-great."
You can have my smothered deep-fried pork chop sandwich
Super, what has come over you?
which we believe was due to prolonged hypertension.
Okay.
How do you feel?
How rude of me. Next!
teleport home, bionic winky in hand.
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
(HUMMING) (KNOCK ON DOOR)
The experiment pays $50.
Muriel, open up.
Look, if you want, I can give you some free samples of Viagra.
You need to see a real doctor.
Congratulations, Super!
Is there a cream or gel?
You hear that, Muriel? Fifty bucks.
Thurgood, you're halfway there.
Jimmy, get a grip on yourself.