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The side effects are minimal and the results have been promising.
Now, get that thing out of my sight.
It better be wood.
All right, Thurgood, time to put the clown in the cannon.
Muriel, I feel an odd sense of calm and contentment
No more telling you you're beautiful, Muriel.
Well, if I'm back to the old me,
Hmm.
That means no more sex.
(SCREAMS)
None that I can think of.
(LAUGHS SLYLY)
Now, was that so hard?
He'll be back in 30 days, depending on his behavior.
(GROANS)
Thurgood, the pills on your mustache.
Super, it's too hot.
You think I need a tube in my front?
(GROANS AGAIN)
(GASPS) No!
If I don't come back another man,
What the fudge is going on out there?
(SIGHS)
Oh, no, you didn't!
No more experiments I learned my lesson with those Olestra chips
Thurgood, come to bed. I'll make it worth your while.
It's just like the SATs all over again.
Please, brother-in-law, don't hold out on me.
How many transfers do you think it'd take to get to Hawaii?
Thurgood, if your hands were full, how did you knock?
Could be. My blood pressure had to go somewhere.
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