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[typing, text bloops]
- [laughs] Hey, lookie what I found.
Nobody's even listening to me.
and give you a gift for your new baby! NINA: Oh.
taking me on college visits,
- Listen, Will, I-I'm not going to be able to make your rehearsal today.
- Well, I guess I'll see you around.
[scraping, clicking]
- Oh, did you not get the new pages?
[pained yell]
Because I'm going to fuck you, Oliver.
- [sighs] I understand.
- Nina wants to profit by putting a giant space pod on our building.
You excited for your mom's wedding?
♪ Kisses like Pop Rocks ♪
Anyway, you are so lucky.
- Thank you. MABEL: Hey.
Reminds me of Lucy.
She says "just to hang."
saying he has some "hot goss" on her, and he'll be here any min...
- Yeah, and Del the Funky Homosapien. OLIVER: Good God,
There you are.
[mechanical whirring, creaking]
- Okay. Okay, there's a chance I may have to deliver this baby,
It's so strange. MABEL: Strange?
♪ Looking for the woman that the songs all promised me ♪
MAN: Are you sure this is okay? With the baby?
[beep]
- Well, if Teddy's plotting to screw me,
I am so sorry. I know that I promised hot goss, but...
- [gasps] Oh my god.
- You could have just texted us,
♪
I'm not sure...
We can fix this, alright? You just have to trust me!
- Why is that? OLIVER: 'Cause you look like that.
Please, just think here. Who's ever doing this
This is what they used to do with Judy Garland,
- I'll take that.
- Oh. Wait for it.
and give me five minutes in a room with that motherfucker once you do!
You feel bad?
[grunts, gasps]
- This was sampled by, like, 50 rap stars.
[beep, typing]