Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's gonna help me relax. Gonna help me relax.

[Josh whispering] Everyone's looking. Just say yes.

It's lame, I know.

- [man 1] Go get it. - Watch, you might learn something.

[soft piano music playing]

- Not much to it. - [scoffs]

I'm not buying it.

I'm not going anywhere with you.

Okay, it's not... it's not what you think.

when she comes to find that the perfect guy might actually exist?

- [Josh] Whoo! - [Bob] Merry Christmas!

In first grade, he had a lazy eye and needed to wear an eye patch.

- Breathe. Breathe. - [breath trembling]

♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪

Where are we going?

so the boys knew Santa had arrived.

There was just so many unbelievable things in his profile.

- Thank you so much. - You... you look great, by the way.

[touching music playing]

I'm just trying to point out that in some cultures,

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Ugh, kids can be so cruel.

- [Barb] Take your toast. - [Bob] Drive carefully.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

All right. Time to go home. Stop looking at my brother.

- [squeals] - He is so cute!

What was he like in high school?

["(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew playing]

That's actually very insightful.

and tell him E-Rock says to pass the Dutch? [chuckles]

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

- [Barb] Owen! [laughing] - Mom! Mm!

- I miss him every day. - Mm.

Onto your third.

- It's so crooked. - It's very crooked.

Okay. Okay. I think I actually know a trick to get you down,

I thought I could use a picture of a standard hot guy

Wait, what? No. No, no, no, no. You can't do that.

["Silent Night" playing]

I mean, it'd be 40 bucks to get to Glendale, and that's only one way.

Yeah, we... You know, we were just saying in the car, right?

- Yes, you can. - Get this off me.

[weights rattling]

I used to come here every day with my golden retriever, Chewy.

That's just something people say. Like, "Your baby's so cute"

Actually, I think I have something even better.

[ethereal tinkling]

- ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ - ♪ Here's my phone, give her a call ♪

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - Hah!

and share the twisting trails

then Zeus is an asshole.

- [group chuckling] - Ooh, that's a good idea! I like that.

What about Tag? I have a date with him tomorrow.

You can see Bambi without actually going to Disney World.

♪ And when Santa hits the gas Man, just watch her peel ♪

♪ To find a stone Just to bounce across the pond ♪

I think being honest is always a good idea.

- ♪ But it's crazy and it's true ♪ - [man]I am a Christian!

Just sit back, enjoy it.

- ♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪ - ♪ Adíos, say no more ♪

- Oh, also, take this. - Uh. [sighs]

Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could say that. [chuckles]

The UPS guy's not here to see me. Just sign for the package!

[engine revving]

- [Tag] Nice stuff. Get some new duds in? - [Josh] Always.

- Aggro? - Yeah, like aggressive. Aggro. [growls]

♪...don't roll no more ♪

When did he get out of jail?

Is everything okay?

Yeah. Uh. We... Well...

This was not part of the plan.

You wanna look relaxed, like you don't care.

A piece of fiction.

Why did you stop being friends?

♪ And some nights you're carved in ice ♪

Thank you for the ride.

I'm... I'm sorry. [scoffs] Lie?

[insincerely] Oh. I love what you've done with the place.

[exhales] I just wanted my happy ending.

We should probably address the, uh, catfish in the room.

and now it all makes sense.

- Well, I would... - No words!

Oh, uh, Natalie, can you please hand me my... my wrench?

- [Tag] Well, I'd like that. - Mm.

Guys can do things besides hunt and pay for everything, okay?

[Rick] Semi-finalist on Dancing with the Stars.

- [man] Ooh, I like it. - [chuckles]

- Thanks. - Yeah.

Every time it rang one year, he was like, "Is that the Mormons?"

[Grandma] What's she doing there?

[breath trembling]

[Barb] I was happy with their meat.

Honestly, your face was so swollen, you looked more like Chucky.

Uh-oh. Who's doing the dance?

There's cereal in there.

You're not just fooling yourself.

[Natalie] Oh, uh, don't pull up to the house.

I doubt he'll recognize you.

What? Why is he here?

[truck beeping]