Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And some nights you're carved in ice ♪
Is everything okay?
[soft piano music playing]
[truck beeping]
and tell him E-Rock says to pass the Dutch? [chuckles]
Hey.
- It's so crooked. - It's very crooked.
- Yes, you can. - Get this off me.
- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪
- Well, I would... - No words!
Uh-oh. Who's doing the dance?
And I've been,
Every time it rang one year, he was like, "Is that the Mormons?"
- [Barb] Owen! [laughing] - Mom! Mm!
There's cereal in there.
- [squeals] - He is so cute!
- [man 1] Go get it. - Watch, you might learn something.
Mom? Dad?
["Silent Night" playing]
I think being honest is always a good idea.
Oh.
[insincerely] Oh. I love what you've done with the place.
Guys can do things besides hunt and pay for everything, okay?
- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪
All right. Time to go home. Stop looking at my brother.
I mean, it'd be 40 bucks to get to Glendale, and that's only one way.
- Aggro? - Yeah, like aggressive. Aggro. [growls]
Why did you stop being friends?
[exhales] I just wanted my happy ending.
I'm not buying it.
[Grandma] What's she doing there?
We should probably address the, uh, catfish in the room.
and share the twisting trails
Yeah. Uh. We... Well...
I'm not going anywhere with you.
- [group chuckling] - Ooh, that's a good idea! I like that.
Actually, I think I have something even better.
♪ To find a stone Just to bounce across the pond ♪
- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪
Okay, it's not... it's not what you think.
It's you.
Oh, uh, Natalie, can you please hand me my... my wrench?
[touching music playing]
- Thank you so much. - You... you look great, by the way.
[door chimes]
- Breathe. Breathe. - [breath trembling]
When did he get out of jail?
That's just something people say. Like, "Your baby's so cute"
Just sit back, enjoy it.
♪ And when Santa hits the gas Man, just watch her peel ♪
when she comes to find that the perfect guy might actually exist?
Why?
["(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew playing]
- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - Hah!
Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could say that. [chuckles]
In first grade, he had a lazy eye and needed to wear an eye patch.
What?
[engine revving]
I doubt he'll recognize you.
- Not much to it. - [scoffs]
[breath trembling]
Okay. Okay. I think I actually know a trick to get you down,
A piece of fiction.
I'm... I'm sorry. [scoffs] Lie?
[ethereal tinkling]
- [Tag] Well, I'd like that. - Mm.
[Josh whispering] Everyone's looking. Just say yes.
- ♪ But it's crazy and it's true ♪ - [man]I am a Christian!
You're not just fooling yourself.
Onto your third.
You can see Bambi without actually going to Disney World.
- Oh, also, take this. - Uh. [sighs]
[Rick] Semi-finalist on Dancing with the Stars.
I thought I could use a picture of a standard hot guy
Where are we going?
[Barb] I was happy with their meat.
I'm just trying to point out that in some cultures,
Ugh, kids can be so cruel.
- [Josh] Whoo! - [Bob] Merry Christmas!
[weights rattling]
Screw Steve.
Mm.
Wait, what? No. No, no, no, no. You can't do that.
There was just so many unbelievable things in his profile.
- ♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪ - ♪ Adíos, say no more ♪
You wanna look relaxed, like you don't care.
The UPS guy's not here to see me. Just sign for the package!
What was he like in high school?
This morning.
Yeah, we... You know, we were just saying in the car, right?
- [Barb] Take your toast. - [Bob] Drive carefully.
- I miss him every day. - Mm.
It's gonna help me relax. Gonna help me relax.
- [man] Ooh, I like it. - [chuckles]
so the boys knew Santa had arrived.
Honestly, your face was so swollen, you looked more like Chucky.
I used to come here every day with my golden retriever, Chewy.
- ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ - ♪ Here's my phone, give her a call ♪
Get it to me!
[Natalie] Oh, uh, don't pull up to the house.
♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪
Thank you for the ride.
That's actually very insightful.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
and now it all makes sense.
What? Why is he here?
- [Tag] Nice stuff. Get some new duds in? - [Josh] Always.
It's lame, I know.
then Zeus is an asshole.
This was not part of the plan.
♪...don't roll no more ♪
What about Tag? I have a date with him tomorrow.