Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [Tag] Well, I'd like that. - Mm.

Thank you for the ride.

The UPS guy's not here to see me. Just sign for the package!

Actually, I think I have something even better.

[breath trembling]

[Rick] Semi-finalist on Dancing with the Stars.

- Yes, you can. - Get this off me.

- [squeals] - He is so cute!

[Josh whispering] Everyone's looking. Just say yes.

That's just something people say. Like, "Your baby's so cute"

I'm just trying to point out that in some cultures,

- [Barb] Owen! [laughing] - Mom! Mm!

It's gonna help me relax. Gonna help me relax.

- [Tag] Nice stuff. Get some new duds in? - [Josh] Always.

- ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ - ♪ Here's my phone, give her a call ♪

It's lame, I know.

- I miss him every day. - Mm.

I doubt he'll recognize you.

[touching music playing]

Yeah, we... You know, we were just saying in the car, right?

- [group chuckling] - Ooh, that's a good idea! I like that.

Okay. Okay. I think I actually know a trick to get you down,

["Silent Night" playing]

Yeah. Uh. We... Well...

I mean, it'd be 40 bucks to get to Glendale, and that's only one way.

[Barb] I was happy with their meat.

[insincerely] Oh. I love what you've done with the place.

There was just so many unbelievable things in his profile.

when she comes to find that the perfect guy might actually exist?

♪...don't roll no more ♪

- [man 1] Go get it. - Watch, you might learn something.

[weights rattling]

- Oh, also, take this. - Uh. [sighs]

There's cereal in there.

and share the twisting trails

A piece of fiction.

- Aggro? - Yeah, like aggressive. Aggro. [growls]

♪ And when Santa hits the gas Man, just watch her peel ♪

- Well, I would... - No words!

♪ And some nights you're carved in ice ♪

- ♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪ - ♪ Adíos, say no more ♪

Oh, uh, Natalie, can you please hand me my... my wrench?

I used to come here every day with my golden retriever, Chewy.

Okay, it's not... it's not what you think.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - Hah!

I think being honest is always a good idea.

["(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew playing]

In first grade, he had a lazy eye and needed to wear an eye patch.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

I'm... I'm sorry. [scoffs] Lie?

Is everything okay?

[Grandma] What's she doing there?

- [man] Ooh, I like it. - [chuckles]

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

so the boys knew Santa had arrived.

and tell him E-Rock says to pass the Dutch? [chuckles]

You're not just fooling yourself.

Guys can do things besides hunt and pay for everything, okay?

[Natalie] Oh, uh, don't pull up to the house.

All right. Time to go home. Stop looking at my brother.

- ♪ But it's crazy and it's true ♪ - [man]I am a Christian!

I'm not going anywhere with you.

This was not part of the plan.

[engine revving]

Onto your third.

Just sit back, enjoy it.

- It's so crooked. - It's very crooked.

Honestly, your face was so swollen, you looked more like Chucky.

Ugh, kids can be so cruel.

- [Barb] Take your toast. - [Bob] Drive carefully.

I'm not buying it.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could say that. [chuckles]

You can see Bambi without actually going to Disney World.

What about Tag? I have a date with him tomorrow.

- Thank you so much. - You... you look great, by the way.

then Zeus is an asshole.

[truck beeping]

Every time it rang one year, he was like, "Is that the Mormons?"

You wanna look relaxed, like you don't care.

Wait, what? No. No, no, no, no. You can't do that.

What was he like in high school?

When did he get out of jail?

I thought I could use a picture of a standard hot guy

Where are we going?

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[ethereal tinkling]

What? Why is he here?

- Not much to it. - [scoffs]

Why did you stop being friends?

♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪

[exhales] I just wanted my happy ending.

and now it all makes sense.

That's actually very insightful.

- Breathe. Breathe. - [breath trembling]

[soft piano music playing]

♪ To find a stone Just to bounce across the pond ♪

- [Josh] Whoo! - [Bob] Merry Christmas!

We should probably address the, uh, catfish in the room.

Uh-oh. Who's doing the dance?