Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. Time to go home. Stop looking at my brother.

[breath trembling]

Okay. Okay. I think I actually know a trick to get you down,

["Silent Night" playing]

It's lame, I know.

I mean, it'd be 40 bucks to get to Glendale, and that's only one way.

- Breathe. Breathe. - [breath trembling]

Just sit back, enjoy it.

Honestly, your face was so swollen, you looked more like Chucky.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could say that. [chuckles]

Uh-oh. Who's doing the dance?

and share the twisting trails

[exhales] I just wanted my happy ending.

A piece of fiction.

- I miss him every day. - Mm.

That's actually very insightful.

["(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew playing]

♪ And some nights you're carved in ice ♪

There was just so many unbelievable things in his profile.

- Thank you so much. - You... you look great, by the way.

[touching music playing]

Why did you stop being friends?

Guys can do things besides hunt and pay for everything, okay?

Thank you for the ride.

- Not much to it. - [scoffs]

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

I think being honest is always a good idea.

when she comes to find that the perfect guy might actually exist?

- It's so crooked. - It's very crooked.

Actually, I think I have something even better.

- Oh, also, take this. - Uh. [sighs]

- ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ - ♪ Here's my phone, give her a call ♪

What about Tag? I have a date with him tomorrow.

- [Tag] Well, I'd like that. - Mm.

Yeah, we... You know, we were just saying in the car, right?

[insincerely] Oh. I love what you've done with the place.

In first grade, he had a lazy eye and needed to wear an eye patch.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪

When did he get out of jail?

I'm... I'm sorry. [scoffs] Lie?

We should probably address the, uh, catfish in the room.

[ethereal tinkling]

Every time it rang one year, he was like, "Is that the Mormons?"

You wanna look relaxed, like you don't care.

Onto your third.

[Rick] Semi-finalist on Dancing with the Stars.

This was not part of the plan.

What? Why is he here?

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

and now it all makes sense.

♪ And when Santa hits the gas Man, just watch her peel ♪

Where are we going?

There's cereal in there.

I used to come here every day with my golden retriever, Chewy.

♪...don't roll no more ♪

Okay, it's not... it's not what you think.

I'm just trying to point out that in some cultures,

I'm not going anywhere with you.

You're not just fooling yourself.

- [man] Ooh, I like it. - [chuckles]

♪ To find a stone Just to bounce across the pond ♪

- [man 1] Go get it. - Watch, you might learn something.

I doubt he'll recognize you.

I'm not buying it.

What was he like in high school?

Oh, uh, Natalie, can you please hand me my... my wrench?

- [Barb] Owen! [laughing] - Mom! Mm!

- [group chuckling] - Ooh, that's a good idea! I like that.

[Josh whispering] Everyone's looking. Just say yes.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

- Aggro? - Yeah, like aggressive. Aggro. [growls]

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[Grandma] What's she doing there?

[soft piano music playing]

[weights rattling]

- [squeals] - He is so cute!

Yeah. Uh. We... Well...

I thought I could use a picture of a standard hot guy

Ugh, kids can be so cruel.

- [Barb] Take your toast. - [Bob] Drive carefully.

That's just something people say. Like, "Your baby's so cute"

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - Hah!

so the boys knew Santa had arrived.

You can see Bambi without actually going to Disney World.

The UPS guy's not here to see me. Just sign for the package!

It's gonna help me relax. Gonna help me relax.

[Barb] I was happy with their meat.

Wait, what? No. No, no, no, no. You can't do that.

- ♪ But it's crazy and it's true ♪ - [man]I am a Christian!

[truck beeping]

- ♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪ - ♪ Adíos, say no more ♪

- [Tag] Nice stuff. Get some new duds in? - [Josh] Always.

then Zeus is an asshole.

[engine revving]

- Well, I would... - No words!

- Yes, you can. - Get this off me.

- [Josh] Whoo! - [Bob] Merry Christmas!

[Natalie] Oh, uh, don't pull up to the house.

and tell him E-Rock says to pass the Dutch? [chuckles]