Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ As long as the planets are turning ♪
Having sex with her would literally kill her.
How do I make it clear
[inhales] Four weeks ago, I met a guy online.
My God, honey, you are gonna make a therapist very wealthy one day.
♪ I dreamt last night ♪
[Kerry] Long gone, Nat. Besides, think of the story you'll write.
you'll find me at home in Lake Placid, New York, planning my next move.
Is that my baby?
What are you doing here?
- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪
He loves that shit.
Forgot my luggage. So I'm gonna...
maybe you can do something for me in return.
[text tone]
[Kerry] All you have to do is make sure Tag and the Lins
Okay. The first thing you need to know about Tag
[Josh] Oh Jesus.
searching for their other half, their soul's equal.
[Bob grunts]
Here, look at this.
Hey, babe. I want to introduce you to my parents.
Do I have to mention my Parkinson's?
Good night.
But here's the thing.
Oh.
even with the three-hour time difference.
I'm so sorry.
- Oh no. No, I don't. - It was wonderful! [laughing]
Well, I don't know how to show that in a photo.
♪ Her hair, it curls In the depth of the night ♪
♪ There's a tale about Christmas That you've all been told ♪
Hey, Joshy!
♪ Oh girl I don't know all the reasons why ♪
- Why? - Because it's a total scam.
- ♪ Pray for your mercy! ♪ - ♪ Reconcile ♪
Stephen King is too afraid to trick-or-treat here.
But fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts,
I just don't think you're the one to write it.
Whew.
Well, she's right there.
[Josh] Before there was Ferris Bueller, there was Peggy Ann McKay.
I am so screwed!
Do you even climb?
No! That's not what I'm saying at all.
Someone's here to see you!
Hey, bro, why don't you let me and Chels take this?
and I... I want you to make that rugged unicorn notice you, okay?
I... I thought that my perfect match was here,
♪ Say you wanna ride... ♪
♪ Who'd have thought That we'd turn our home to hell? ♪
You've been lifting those weights I bought you. Huh? Yeah!
[Owen] Mom!
All right. Come on. [exhales] We gotta go. Don't want to be late.
[clicks tongue] Uh, yeah.
and I didn't want to risk it.
♪ Everlasting Lord! ♪
[Owen] Lin family, let's go!
For years, I've been chronicling my disaster dates
♪ Anywhere means we're running ♪
- I'm gonna help her. - It's okay. Focus on...
[cats meowing]
Worst case, maybe I'll have a little meat.
Oh. Okay. All right.
You won't find my article in the bottom of that glass.
- [Josh] Good morning. - [chuckles]
- [all cheering] - She said yes!
- [bartender] Orange juice. Kiwi. - Say what?
- It's making me miserable. - Oh, I'm sorry. [sucks in air]
and she has seen more ass than a church pew.
[bells jingling]
You wanna put your best foot forward.
Okay.
I can see the steam!
trust me,
It's, uh, I mean, there's some gnar... like, gnarly climbing there.
Well, actually, I was just dropping off your, uh, your lady's suitcase.
[both men laughing]
why didn't you just leave?
Not only were Tag and I best friends until 8th grade,
Oh, thank you, Grandma.
Okay, you're crazy.
It's very expensive.
- Someone kind, and honest, and ideally... - [man] Honey?
[bartender] No problem.
[footsteps approaching]
I met someone who's as perfect in person
♪ I know you can save me ♪
I mean, that guy is everything that's wrong with Christmas.
A lot of guys bet big on China Tire.
Oh.
[Tag] Okay, so... so you got mad at Josh for catfishing you,
- [Josh] No, you don't. [breathing heavily] - Yes, I do.
[cats meowing]
Dad, come on.
We talked. [gulps] I made sure... The... the photo!
Grandpa.
with my own speech.
[Bob chuckles]
Are you saying you don't want to work at the store anymore?
that you have ever read.
- I figured it's the least I could do. - Oh.
Just come up!
Baked potato? I've got baked potatoes.
- Eucalyptus? - Bengay.
an insensitive, attention-seeking [inhales deeply] jerk?
Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you give this to Josh
♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪
Sure you don't want to stay the night? We're making a gingerbread house.
- Are you all right? - [exhales]
He's gotten more chiseled in the last couple of years.
- She has a condition. - Um.
- Mmm. So good! - She loves her toast!
Um. [chuckles]
How could you lie to me? I really liked you.
everyone, really. I...
Um... Could you just pause for a second? It's a little distracting.
- So, you met the real Tag tonight, huh? - Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
The last time an intern forgot, I almost died.
There you go. [chuckles]
For one, you have very nice eyes.
Natalie. I... I know we haven't known each other for that long...
I hate him.
And... and by the way,
Because this is going to be the most epic love story