Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[screaming] Yeah!

I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye on things,

So I made one of him.

You're right. I liked you.

Eucalyptus. I love eucalyptus.

Class president, prom king, star of the football team.

Not only did Tag ask me to dinner tomorrow night,

because you usually run at the first sign of imperfection.

loves all things outdoors.

But this time, I realized that in order to find true love,

So, then why don't you serve them?

I was thinking for the next one, maybe we'll try something different. Like...

[traffic rumbling]

[grunts] Got it.

♪ Hark the highest, angels sing ♪

So, I know Tag better than he knows himself.

or providing scuba gear for the Great Barrier Reef,

♪ No problem there's the door ♪

- You didn't tell me he was Tom Cruise. - Oh, I thought you were an aggro.

I fired you four times. You just keep showing up.

♪ Mistletoe up high It's about to go down ♪

♪ Oh, the most wonderful time... ♪

♪ There'll be parties for hosting ♪

- Yeah. - [Owen] Don't think she knows the lyrics.

♪ No, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

- My bags... - [horn honking]

Why don't you come over and play with...

Traveled the world, fought in a war.

This is Josh's Dad. And this is his Grandmother, June.

but you gotta trust me.

[sniffs] My father started it 50 years ago.

Smells like freshly cut grass.

Oh, he noticed me tonight.

- [laughing] Here. Here. Come on. - [Natalie whimpering]

No self-respecting man's gonna buy those,

"Left The Toilet Seat Up," or "Won't Ask For Directions" in here.

It just didn't really seem to be in the cards...

And all the travel that it must involve.

No. You know wh...

[Natalie] Yippee Ki Yay, I do!

Because a business costs money.

[Josh] What was your favorite book as a kid?

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[man] Cali Asskicker!

But you know what they say. When you know, you know.

Well, I mean... no...

I'm not one for speeches, so I'll keep this quick.

There's so much nice underwear in there. You're a lucky guy.

Tag, I want you to meet my cousin Natalie.

- I do know them. I just don't... - She knows the lyrics.

Ooh! Maverick just disobeyed an order! Chug!

I don't remember.

[Josh] Yeah, actually I think Maverick and Iceman get married in the sequel.

Okay, so I'll eat a potato.

[sighs] her idea of a Christmas song.

You should see this place at Halloween.

holding today's newspaper with the date on it. Okay? Yeah.

- Yeah. Pretty much. - Okay.

It's... it's no big deal. It's just... it's just a hobby.

I have been pretending to be him for the last two weeks.

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

Why did he just congratulate you?

[Barb] Okay, that's good. That's good.

- [chokes] - Grandma, let's... We have company.

You can take mine. I don't have to be buried with it.

Fine. I'll get a Lyft.

I'm gonna fly to Lake Placid, New York.

I've been so focused on other people's dishonesty

This is gonna be so much fun.

All right, fine, they're mine.

So go put these on because Tag is gonna be here any minute.

Natalie. My office, now.

Is this how you boil your victims?

- No. - Ah! She must be in Mom's new book club.

♪ But I won't do that ♪

Next thing you know, she's right next to me.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

No wonder you only got three matches. You were hiding your strengths.

It's pretty much why I don't celebrate it.

[clears throat]

[inhales] Hard to have an orgasm when you've been catfished!

May I... may I have everyone's attention, please?

and a head with two faces.

[smacks lips] You might want to rethink the names, but you did nail the scents.

- Will you marry me? - [Barb gasps]

Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

When I'm not traveling for work,

Not Instagram models who count carbs.

- Here I am. - [Josh, Natalie chuckle]

- We don't have to talk shop at breakfast. - Oh, but it's so fascinating.

but Tag's a real meat-and-potatoes type of guy,

- I tripped and accidentally hit "Call." - What the fuck are you saying?

♪ I really can't stay ♪

My son wants to make candles,

- Nobody is blaming anybody, okay? - [Natalie] Oh!

- [Barb gasps] - [Owen] Oh no.

♪ No, there's nothing like it ♪

until I spoke to your boss a few seconds ago,

Got food in your teeth. You might wanna... [clicks tongue]

Oh my! This... this is just off the charts. Look at you!

- [woman laughing] - [Josh] Hello?

Well, I had a really nice evening.

- ♪ Keep on, keep moving on ♪ - [exhales] Okay.

And so, Sarah asked me, "Would you rather have a better memory or a bigger penis?"

["Counting the Days" by the Crystalairs playing]