Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ No, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

It's pretty much why I don't celebrate it.

- Nobody is blaming anybody, okay? - [Natalie] Oh!

I've been so focused on other people's dishonesty

♪ No problem there's the door ♪

- You didn't tell me he was Tom Cruise. - Oh, I thought you were an aggro.

My son wants to make candles,

♪ I really can't stay ♪

- Here I am. - [Josh, Natalie chuckle]

I have been pretending to be him for the last two weeks.

And so, Sarah asked me, "Would you rather have a better memory or a bigger penis?"

Not only did Tag ask me to dinner tomorrow night,

You should see this place at Halloween.

and a head with two faces.

because you usually run at the first sign of imperfection.

["Counting the Days" by the Crystalairs playing]

This is Josh's Dad. And this is his Grandmother, June.

- We don't have to talk shop at breakfast. - Oh, but it's so fascinating.

- [Barb gasps] - [Owen] Oh no.

Fine. I'll get a Lyft.

♪ Hark the highest, angels sing ♪

♪ Oh, the most wonderful time... ♪

But this time, I realized that in order to find true love,

Is this how you boil your victims?

- [chokes] - Grandma, let's... We have company.

Why did he just congratulate you?

I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye on things,

- Yeah. - [Owen] Don't think she knows the lyrics.

[Barb] Okay, that's good. That's good.

but Tag's a real meat-and-potatoes type of guy,

[Josh] What was your favorite book as a kid?

Oh my! This... this is just off the charts. Look at you!

♪ There'll be parties for hosting ♪

So go put these on because Tag is gonna be here any minute.

Oh, he noticed me tonight.

until I spoke to your boss a few seconds ago,

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

[smacks lips] You might want to rethink the names, but you did nail the scents.

♪ But I won't do that ♪

- I do know them. I just don't... - She knows the lyrics.

holding today's newspaper with the date on it. Okay? Yeah.

[screaming] Yeah!

- My bags... - [horn honking]

♪ Mistletoe up high It's about to go down ♪

or providing scuba gear for the Great Barrier Reef,

Natalie. My office, now.

I was thinking for the next one, maybe we'll try something different. Like...

So, I know Tag better than he knows himself.

[grunts] Got it.

Not Instagram models who count carbs.

[sighs] her idea of a Christmas song.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

It's... it's no big deal. It's just... it's just a hobby.

When I'm not traveling for work,

Okay, so I'll eat a potato.

And all the travel that it must involve.

[man] Cali Asskicker!

[traffic rumbling]

I'm gonna fly to Lake Placid, New York.

Smells like freshly cut grass.

Traveled the world, fought in a war.

Ooh! Maverick just disobeyed an order! Chug!

Eucalyptus. I love eucalyptus.

It just didn't really seem to be in the cards...

I fired you four times. You just keep showing up.

Tag, I want you to meet my cousin Natalie.

You're right. I liked you.

- No. - Ah! She must be in Mom's new book club.

♪ No, there's nothing like it ♪

Well, I mean... no...

Got food in your teeth. You might wanna... [clicks tongue]

There's so much nice underwear in there. You're a lucky guy.

- I tripped and accidentally hit "Call." - What the fuck are you saying?

[Natalie] Yippee Ki Yay, I do!

- ♪ Keep on, keep moving on ♪ - [exhales] Okay.

No wonder you only got three matches. You were hiding your strengths.

- Will you marry me? - [Barb gasps]

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

You can take mine. I don't have to be buried with it.

[clears throat]

Next thing you know, she's right next to me.

[sniffs] My father started it 50 years ago.

[inhales] Hard to have an orgasm when you've been catfished!

Why don't you come over and play with...

- Yeah. Pretty much. - Okay.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

No. You know wh...

loves all things outdoors.

but you gotta trust me.

All right, fine, they're mine.

So I made one of him.

Because a business costs money.

"Left The Toilet Seat Up," or "Won't Ask For Directions" in here.

Well, I had a really nice evening.

I don't remember.

No self-respecting man's gonna buy those,

- [laughing] Here. Here. Come on. - [Natalie whimpering]

This is gonna be so much fun.

May I... may I have everyone's attention, please?

But you know what they say. When you know, you know.

- [woman laughing] - [Josh] Hello?

I'm not one for speeches, so I'll keep this quick.

So, then why don't you serve them?

[Josh] Yeah, actually I think Maverick and Iceman get married in the sequel.

Class president, prom king, star of the football team.