Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ There'll be parties for hosting ♪

Not only did Tag ask me to dinner tomorrow night,

Eucalyptus. I love eucalyptus.

[Natalie] Yippee Ki Yay, I do!

- I tripped and accidentally hit "Call." - What the fuck are you saying?

[man] Cali Asskicker!

♪ Mistletoe up high It's about to go down ♪

- Will you marry me? - [Barb gasps]

This is Josh's Dad. And this is his Grandmother, June.

- Nobody is blaming anybody, okay? - [Natalie] Oh!

[smacks lips] You might want to rethink the names, but you did nail the scents.

My son wants to make candles,

And all the travel that it must involve.

[screaming] Yeah!

Natalie. My office, now.

Oh my! This... this is just off the charts. Look at you!

♪ Hark the highest, angels sing ♪

holding today's newspaper with the date on it. Okay? Yeah.

- [chokes] - Grandma, let's... We have company.

♪ No, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

[traffic rumbling]

[grunts] Got it.

Ooh! Maverick just disobeyed an order! Chug!

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

because you usually run at the first sign of imperfection.

- [laughing] Here. Here. Come on. - [Natalie whimpering]

I'm gonna fly to Lake Placid, New York.

Traveled the world, fought in a war.

I'm not one for speeches, so I'll keep this quick.

It's pretty much why I don't celebrate it.

- We don't have to talk shop at breakfast. - Oh, but it's so fascinating.

[clears throat]

No. You know wh...

Why don't you come over and play with...

♪ No problem there's the door ♪

Tag, I want you to meet my cousin Natalie.

You're right. I liked you.

or providing scuba gear for the Great Barrier Reef,

Why did he just congratulate you?

So go put these on because Tag is gonna be here any minute.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

- I do know them. I just don't... - She knows the lyrics.

So, then why don't you serve them?

But you know what they say. When you know, you know.

until I spoke to your boss a few seconds ago,

["Counting the Days" by the Crystalairs playing]

This is gonna be so much fun.

There's so much nice underwear in there. You're a lucky guy.

♪ But I won't do that ♪

Oh, he noticed me tonight.

- Yeah. - [Owen] Don't think she knows the lyrics.

Because a business costs money.

I was thinking for the next one, maybe we'll try something different. Like...

It's... it's no big deal. It's just... it's just a hobby.

You can take mine. I don't have to be buried with it.

[sniffs] My father started it 50 years ago.

- No. - Ah! She must be in Mom's new book club.

Fine. I'll get a Lyft.

[Josh] What was your favorite book as a kid?

Next thing you know, she's right next to me.

- My bags... - [horn honking]

Smells like freshly cut grass.

So, I know Tag better than he knows himself.

Got food in your teeth. You might wanna... [clicks tongue]

[inhales] Hard to have an orgasm when you've been catfished!

But this time, I realized that in order to find true love,

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye on things,

- Here I am. - [Josh, Natalie chuckle]

I don't remember.

Okay, so I'll eat a potato.

- [Barb gasps] - [Owen] Oh no.

Well, I had a really nice evening.

You should see this place at Halloween.

loves all things outdoors.

- Yeah. Pretty much. - Okay.

No wonder you only got three matches. You were hiding your strengths.

All right, fine, they're mine.

May I... may I have everyone's attention, please?

I've been so focused on other people's dishonesty

- You didn't tell me he was Tom Cruise. - Oh, I thought you were an aggro.

So I made one of him.

[Barb] Okay, that's good. That's good.

Is this how you boil your victims?

♪ I really can't stay ♪

♪ No, there's nothing like it ♪

No self-respecting man's gonna buy those,

Well, I mean... no...

- [woman laughing] - [Josh] Hello?

♪ Oh, the most wonderful time... ♪

Not Instagram models who count carbs.

And so, Sarah asked me, "Would you rather have a better memory or a bigger penis?"

"Left The Toilet Seat Up," or "Won't Ask For Directions" in here.

but you gotta trust me.

Class president, prom king, star of the football team.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

but Tag's a real meat-and-potatoes type of guy,

It just didn't really seem to be in the cards...

[sighs] her idea of a Christmas song.

I fired you four times. You just keep showing up.

[Josh] Yeah, actually I think Maverick and Iceman get married in the sequel.

and a head with two faces.

- ♪ Keep on, keep moving on ♪ - [exhales] Okay.

I have been pretending to be him for the last two weeks.

When I'm not traveling for work,