Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Santa knows your secrets ♪

It'll help you relax. And it's your favorite song.

- [Bob] Oh. - I'm sorry.

That's him. Josh!

him hanging from the ceiling in Mission Impossible... Oh, drink!

Okay. Pretending to like rock climbing or a book, that's one thing.

[Natalie chuckles]

[Bob] I think we can make that happen. Who wants to take the duet?

- [Barb] Welcome to the family, Natalie. - [Josh] Oh, thank you, Grandma.

[Owen] Grandma, why...

don't find out anything before Christmas, and you're golden.

- Hello, dear! - Hi. Oh.

You're wrong, Lee, and I'm gonna show you.

You know they say a scent can make a memory come alive.

His hands are freezing.

Everything will be fine. Just trust me.

Right, and you're vegetarian,

♪ Glory! Son of God! Oh, Jesus! ♪

You know, that man loved two things in this world,

You have really straight teeth.

- Are you serious... - Hey! Everything okay here?

I had to import Mark from Ohio, for God's sakes.

- ♪ Giving everything inside and out and ♪ - [grunting]

- Mm-hmm. - [Tag] What else do you like?

then Josh travels every day.

Isn't that something you do together?

- [sighs] Oh. - What is... like... what is this?

- ♪ Late in time behold him come ♪ - ♪ Behold him come ♪

I'm not good at this kind of stuff, Josh.

[man 3] Merry Christmas, everybody!

♪ Is the path it makes That's a clue to other songs ♪

Oh, come here, come here. Come on, come on, Grandma.

Instead of "has Parkinson's,"

Here. You left these inside.

["Jingle Bell Rock" playing]

- What? - [coughing]

Just fill out the form, and someone will contact you.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- Everyone's sleeping. - [Tag] Okay.

Van Gogh. Feel free to use it on Tag sometime.

and then starts a fake relationship online?

I never want to see you again. Okay?

- ♪ Make it a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

[sniffing] Mmm.

You gotta show those puppies off.

[Natalie groaning]

- [door slams shut] - [Josh gasps]

- Tag, [burps] what's going on, bro? - What's up, E?

- I deleted the whole thing. - [Natalie] No, you didn't.

Okay, up next, we have Natalie doing

[grunts] What kind of psycho

Ah crap. I'm out of Twizzlers.

[nervously] What are you doing here?

You owe it to yourself

- Wow! Look at you! - [Chelsea] Merry Christmas!

♪ To live without Is to live under a spell ♪

under the pseudonym "Always a Bridesmaid."

[sighs] Because he got popular.

Actually, Dad, it's not just a hobby.

I'm gonna stay up here and enjoy the view for a little while.

["O Christmas Tree" by Stuart Roslyn & Matthew Foundling playing]

But then the insecurities creep in, and you start with a slight exaggeration.

I was thinking maybe you can, um, pretend to be my girlfriend until Christmas.

I'm sorry. I... I never meant for it to go this far. Okay?

[Lee] Okay. I mean, I just find it odd

♪...so very nice ♪

[Natalie] We can't cheers before all the speeches are done.

[bells jingling]

- [man 2] Go hard. - [Tag] Get it, Joshy!

[Barb] 'Cause that wires kinda goofy.

Tr... trust you? [scoffs]

[door opens] Now I'm apparently getting married! [door slams]

[Bob] Let's party!

- [text tone] - Merry Christmas.

♪ Run run reindeer ♪

You know what? The pleasure's all mine, Oren.

- Wow! - Yeah, lucky me!

Josh Lin is an old buddy of mine,

think of a single thing that's more comforting than

You know me. So rare, a good vet could bring it back to life.

- [Owen throwing tantrum] - Fine, let's just get this over with.

We're gonna do the bedroom, we're gonna do the nursery room.

[Kerry] Honey, sometimes blow-ups can be a good thing.

- Congratulations, dear. - Thank you. You look hungry.

and expecting different results.

You know, I shot that one, actually.

He won't. I promise you that. Okay?

- ♪ At least, I'm gonna say that I tried ♪ - ♪ I feel like you're not trying at all ♪

- ♪ Make it a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

"But this bridge will only take you halfway there."

You're the one who told me to look up the lingo!

I... I think it could be a business.

- ♪ Say, what's in this drink? ♪ - ♪ It's just lemon LaCroix ♪

- Oh my God. - [Barb] Oh my goodness!

- Oh my God, you do. - No.

9:00 a.m.? And wear something comfortable.

♪ And some nights you're breathing fire ♪

That was so awesome. You got all the way up here by yourself.

I'm... I'm sorry, Dad.

They freaked me out.

♪ To see within Is to feel without a light ♪

Glenlivet 12, neat.