Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh my God, you do. - No.

Right, and you're vegetarian,

You know they say a scent can make a memory come alive.

9:00 a.m.? And wear something comfortable.

You know, that man loved two things in this world,

[Natalie groaning]

Josh Lin is an old buddy of mine,

I'm sorry. I... I never meant for it to go this far. Okay?

[Natalie chuckles]

- ♪ At least, I'm gonna say that I tried ♪ - ♪ I feel like you're not trying at all ♪

You're the one who told me to look up the lingo!

[man 3] Merry Christmas, everybody!

- [Bob] Oh. - I'm sorry.

- ♪ Say, what's in this drink? ♪ - ♪ It's just lemon LaCroix ♪

You owe it to yourself

- Mm-hmm. - [Tag] What else do you like?

♪ Is the path it makes That's a clue to other songs ♪

him hanging from the ceiling in Mission Impossible... Oh, drink!

You have really straight teeth.

- What? - [coughing]

[sighs] Because he got popular.

- [man 2] Go hard. - [Tag] Get it, Joshy!

- Congratulations, dear. - Thank you. You look hungry.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- [Barb] Welcome to the family, Natalie. - [Josh] Oh, thank you, Grandma.

I had to import Mark from Ohio, for God's sakes.

- Wow! Look at you! - [Chelsea] Merry Christmas!

But then the insecurities creep in, and you start with a slight exaggeration.

They freaked me out.

- [text tone] - Merry Christmas.

You know, I shot that one, actually.

don't find out anything before Christmas, and you're golden.

Just fill out the form, and someone will contact you.

and then starts a fake relationship online?

- [sighs] Oh. - What is... like... what is this?

♪ To see within Is to feel without a light ♪

Instead of "has Parkinson's,"

Okay. Pretending to like rock climbing or a book, that's one thing.

[Barb] 'Cause that wires kinda goofy.

♪ Run run reindeer ♪

- ♪ Make it a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

I was thinking maybe you can, um, pretend to be my girlfriend until Christmas.

That's him. Josh!

"But this bridge will only take you halfway there."

[bells jingling]

Glenlivet 12, neat.

♪ To live without Is to live under a spell ♪

- ♪ Late in time behold him come ♪ - ♪ Behold him come ♪

You know me. So rare, a good vet could bring it back to life.

You gotta show those puppies off.

- ♪ Giving everything inside and out and ♪ - [grunting]

[Lee] Okay. I mean, I just find it odd

and expecting different results.

[Bob] Let's party!

under the pseudonym "Always a Bridesmaid."

Van Gogh. Feel free to use it on Tag sometime.

You know what? The pleasure's all mine, Oren.

Isn't that something you do together?

I'm gonna stay up here and enjoy the view for a little while.

[door opens] Now I'm apparently getting married! [door slams]

I'm... I'm sorry, Dad.

- Hello, dear! - Hi. Oh.

- [door slams shut] - [Josh gasps]

His hands are freezing.

He won't. I promise you that. Okay?

Ah crap. I'm out of Twizzlers.

[Bob] I think we can make that happen. Who wants to take the duet?

- Wow! - Yeah, lucky me!

[nervously] What are you doing here?

I... I think it could be a business.

Okay, up next, we have Natalie doing

Oh, come here, come here. Come on, come on, Grandma.

I never want to see you again. Okay?

- Oh my God. - [Barb] Oh my goodness!

Tr... trust you? [scoffs]

We're gonna do the bedroom, we're gonna do the nursery room.

[grunts] What kind of psycho

then Josh travels every day.

think of a single thing that's more comforting than

- Everyone's sleeping. - [Tag] Okay.

♪ And some nights you're breathing fire ♪

It'll help you relax. And it's your favorite song.

Actually, Dad, it's not just a hobby.

♪...so very nice ♪

[Owen] Grandma, why...

- [Owen throwing tantrum] - Fine, let's just get this over with.

♪ Santa knows your secrets ♪

[Kerry] Honey, sometimes blow-ups can be a good thing.

I'm not good at this kind of stuff, Josh.

♪ Glory! Son of God! Oh, Jesus! ♪

["O Christmas Tree" by Stuart Roslyn & Matthew Foundling playing]

- Tag, [burps] what's going on, bro? - What's up, E?

- Are you serious... - Hey! Everything okay here?

- I deleted the whole thing. - [Natalie] No, you didn't.

That was so awesome. You got all the way up here by yourself.

[Natalie] We can't cheers before all the speeches are done.

- ♪ Make it a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

[sniffing] Mmm.

Here. You left these inside.

["Jingle Bell Rock" playing]

You're wrong, Lee, and I'm gonna show you.

Everything will be fine. Just trust me.