Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But on a positive note,

You're dating the real Tag, and you're engaged to the fake Tag?

Uh, yeah, well, sure. Sure.

Now, the first half of you are going to be really, really happy.

- Is "curvy" spelled with a Y or an EY? - [man] There's no E.

with the tight shirts, that put in a hard day's work?

His photos. I took one look at that hair, that unique physique.

I can teach you right here. I mean, how bad could you possibly be?

[Kerry] Let me get this straight.

Oh, um, E-Rock says "pass the dutch."

[smacks lips] Movies.

But... you like it.

- [Natalie] Hmm? - Whew.

Hmm. When you found out you were getting catfished,

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

It had my name on it. You wrote, "Bye, Natalie!"

[Josh] He's only interested in sporty, manly things.

[Barb, Bob, Grandma] Surprise!

["Call It Dreaming" by Iron & Wine playing]

And will the fact that I live in a nursing home turn off a lot of men?

[chuckles nervously]

I think I'm gonna head back up to my room.

Allow me to explain.

- ♪ And some days it don't come hard ♪ - Be respectful.

- Okay. What if we do like head to toe? - Mm. It's always gonna be no. So, yeah.

"So, come and walk awhile with me

- Um... - [Chelsea] Ew!

- ♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪ - Okay.

- The old Asian man upstairs? - Oh yeah.

I need your help. Go get dressed, and meet me at the car.

Savage! [clears throat]

Did you just jump? You really stuck the landing.

Ah, of course not.

Yeah. Real words like "rappel" and "harness."

Chels, the baby barely has a heartbeat, let alone ears.

as they are on paper. [chuckles, moans]

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

I'd watch that.

FLYING HIGH BACK HERE

Uh. He's not here right now, but I expect him any minute.

[Natalie grunting]

This guy could be old. He could be a waiter from the Last Supper.

- [man] Oh boy. Here we go. - I'd like to write about that instead.

swell? Right, Natalie?

Stop. You got this, okay?

Were you actually trying to find a girlfriend

[scoffs] Glad you're not dead.

But thank you, Mr. Lin.

- What? No. [whimpering] No, Josh. - Yeah. Come on. You're doing great.

condemning humans to spend the rest of their lives

♪ You don't roll no more ♪

- To take a hint? - ♪ To break the spell ♪

So, I created my own line of masculine candles

I love you, son, but you're terrible at selling sporting goods. [laughing]

Her sanity, her common sense,

Not bad. Come on down.

I feel like this is gonna blow up in my face.

Mostly ladders. [chuckles]

Where's the bride-to-be anyway? I haven't met her yet.

"And moonlit woods where unicorns run free."

Oh God, this is how I die. I'm gonna die. This is... this is it. This is it for me.

And instead, I found out how it begins.

Yeah. He passed a few years ago.

- Yeah! Very solid. - [crowd cheering]

- ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ Reconcile ♪

["Vagabond" by Wolfmother playing]

[Barb] Oh, how was that?

- Ooh! Solid as a rock! - Thank you. It's good to see you, Mr. Lin.

So, you and Josh are friends?

Um, a few of us are climbing at Rock Ventures tomorrow.

with a guy who was featured on an episode of Hoarders.

♪ All this snow won't keep us From painting the town ♪

♪ Sleigh bells ringing And Rudolph's running behind ♪

[breathing heavily]

- You have no idea. - Proud voices! Loud voices! Come on!

No need to oversell it.

Yup. Definitely. Be right there.

[crowd murmuring]

[group laughing, chattering]

We're not getting any younger, dear.

Oh, just candles I made. It's... it's nothing.

- I'm a large woman. - No.

[Barb] Oh, Natalie, we are so...

You could never tell if he was actually happy.

Natalie and I got this one, Dad.

If I've learned anything,

[Eric] J-Dog! Congrats, my man!

Stop it. Get up.

Yeah, he's got an order come in. I told him to swing by at 11:00.

that I... I never stopped to think about why you actually did it.

I'm... I'm sorry. I got carried away in the moment.

["Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys playing]

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

[Owen] Back by popular demand. Lin family carolers!

But now you're compromising your beliefs.

No, trust the guy who got you up here in the first place.

♪ Won't you come see about me? ♪

[softly inhales]

or "My diet starts tomorrow."

[Barb] And you had to write the words on your hand.

[Natalie] It was a book of poems called Where The Sidewalk Ends.

It all started with a swipe.

Your aunt asked if we could throw a surprise engagement party for Josh here.

You got through the tough part. It's nothing.

and wondrous worlds I've known."

Here's the deal. Things happen for...

Oh my God, Lee would be eating his freakin' words.

[driver] You're the boss.

[breathlessly] I think I'm just gonna go use the ladies' room.

Can you believe that J-Dog is getting married?

Hell yeah! Let's do it.

You, on the floor. Now.

Still you, just a shinier version.

Hey. What are you doing?

Then we'll stage a breakup, and you'll be free from me forever.

[Natalie] This isn't funny, Ker!

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

- Oh! - [Owen] It's crazy!

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

I'm gonna get a juice. Want something?

[woman] It's been said that, according to Greek mythology,

I once broke my toe climbing out of bed. How am I gonna climb a wall?

- You know that's a steakhouse, right? - Yeah. His parents own it.

The last remaining microscopic shred of my pride and self-respect?