Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

condemning humans to spend the rest of their lives

[woman] It's been said that, according to Greek mythology,

Uh, yeah, well, sure. Sure.

- ♪ And some days it don't come hard ♪ - Be respectful.

♪ Sleigh bells ringing And Rudolph's running behind ♪

- Um... - [Chelsea] Ew!

♪ Won't you come see about me? ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ Reconcile ♪

[Barb, Bob, Grandma] Surprise!

So, you and Josh are friends?

Oh, um, E-Rock says "pass the dutch."

You could never tell if he was actually happy.

But thank you, Mr. Lin.

Where's the bride-to-be anyway? I haven't met her yet.

No need to oversell it.

- To take a hint? - ♪ To break the spell ♪

[driver] You're the boss.

I think I'm gonna head back up to my room.

- Yeah! Very solid. - [crowd cheering]

[Josh] He's only interested in sporty, manly things.

I feel like this is gonna blow up in my face.

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

or "My diet starts tomorrow."

Natalie and I got this one, Dad.

- Is "curvy" spelled with a Y or an EY? - [man] There's no E.

Oh, just candles I made. It's... it's nothing.

But on a positive note,

[smacks lips] Movies.

It had my name on it. You wrote, "Bye, Natalie!"

swell? Right, Natalie?

Here's the deal. Things happen for...

Hey. What are you doing?

Did you just jump? You really stuck the landing.

[breathlessly] I think I'm just gonna go use the ladies' room.

as they are on paper. [chuckles, moans]

Um, a few of us are climbing at Rock Ventures tomorrow.

Still you, just a shinier version.

and wondrous worlds I've known."

♪ All this snow won't keep us From painting the town ♪

[Eric] J-Dog! Congrats, my man!

The last remaining microscopic shred of my pride and self-respect?

I once broke my toe climbing out of bed. How am I gonna climb a wall?

- Oh! - [Owen] It's crazy!

- Okay. What if we do like head to toe? - Mm. It's always gonna be no. So, yeah.

Now, the first half of you are going to be really, really happy.

"So, come and walk awhile with me

♪ You don't roll no more ♪

Can you believe that J-Dog is getting married?

And will the fact that I live in a nursing home turn off a lot of men?

["Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys playing]

Savage! [clears throat]

["Vagabond" by Wolfmother playing]

[Owen] Back by popular demand. Lin family carolers!

No, trust the guy who got you up here in the first place.

Uh. He's not here right now, but I expect him any minute.

Oh God, this is how I die. I'm gonna die. This is... this is it. This is it for me.

If I've learned anything,

[group laughing, chattering]

Yup. Definitely. Be right there.

You're dating the real Tag, and you're engaged to the fake Tag?

[Barb] And you had to write the words on your hand.

[Barb] Oh, Natalie, we are so...

Your aunt asked if we could throw a surprise engagement party for Josh here.

I need your help. Go get dressed, and meet me at the car.

I'd watch that.

- I'm a large woman. - No.

Hell yeah! Let's do it.

You, on the floor. Now.

Hmm. When you found out you were getting catfished,

[Natalie] This isn't funny, Ker!

[breathing heavily]

Stop. You got this, okay?

that I... I never stopped to think about why you actually did it.

Were you actually trying to find a girlfriend

Not bad. Come on down.

Chels, the baby barely has a heartbeat, let alone ears.

[Natalie grunting]

But... you like it.

Mostly ladders. [chuckles]

- You know that's a steakhouse, right? - Yeah. His parents own it.

[scoffs] Glad you're not dead.

Her sanity, her common sense,

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

Oh my God, Lee would be eating his freakin' words.

[chuckles nervously]

But now you're compromising your beliefs.

Stop it. Get up.

- [man] Oh boy. Here we go. - I'd like to write about that instead.

[softly inhales]

Yeah, he's got an order come in. I told him to swing by at 11:00.

This guy could be old. He could be a waiter from the Last Supper.

Ah, of course not.

You got through the tough part. It's nothing.

Yeah. He passed a few years ago.

- You have no idea. - Proud voices! Loud voices! Come on!

FLYING HIGH BACK HERE

- What? No. [whimpering] No, Josh. - Yeah. Come on. You're doing great.

"And moonlit woods where unicorns run free."

[Kerry] Let me get this straight.

[crowd murmuring]

I'm... I'm sorry. I got carried away in the moment.

with the tight shirts, that put in a hard day's work?

I'm gonna get a juice. Want something?

- [Natalie] Hmm? - Whew.

with a guy who was featured on an episode of Hoarders.

I can teach you right here. I mean, how bad could you possibly be?

Yeah. Real words like "rappel" and "harness."

We're not getting any younger, dear.

["Call It Dreaming" by Iron & Wine playing]

And instead, I found out how it begins.

- The old Asian man upstairs? - Oh yeah.

Allow me to explain.

[Barb] Oh, how was that?

- ♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪ - Okay.

So, I created my own line of masculine candles

Then we'll stage a breakup, and you'll be free from me forever.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

It all started with a swipe.

- Ooh! Solid as a rock! - Thank you. It's good to see you, Mr. Lin.

[Natalie] It was a book of poems called Where The Sidewalk Ends.

His photos. I took one look at that hair, that unique physique.

I love you, son, but you're terrible at selling sporting goods. [laughing]

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪