Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love you, son, but you're terrible at selling sporting goods. [laughing]

[woman] It's been said that, according to Greek mythology,

- I'm a large woman. - No.

No, trust the guy who got you up here in the first place.

Uh. He's not here right now, but I expect him any minute.

But on a positive note,

[Barb] And you had to write the words on your hand.

Still you, just a shinier version.

[Owen] Back by popular demand. Lin family carolers!

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

Savage! [clears throat]

- ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ Reconcile ♪

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

Yup. Definitely. Be right there.

Did you just jump? You really stuck the landing.

We're not getting any younger, dear.

I need your help. Go get dressed, and meet me at the car.

It all started with a swipe.

Now, the first half of you are going to be really, really happy.

You could never tell if he was actually happy.

Yeah, he's got an order come in. I told him to swing by at 11:00.

No need to oversell it.

"So, come and walk awhile with me

Stop. You got this, okay?

or "My diet starts tomorrow."

[group laughing, chattering]

[chuckles nervously]

Oh, just candles I made. It's... it's nothing.

The last remaining microscopic shred of my pride and self-respect?

["Little Saint Nick" by The Beach Boys playing]

Mostly ladders. [chuckles]

♪ Won't you come see about me? ♪

I feel like this is gonna blow up in my face.

[breathing heavily]

FLYING HIGH BACK HERE

Where's the bride-to-be anyway? I haven't met her yet.

- Um... - [Chelsea] Ew!

♪ All this snow won't keep us From painting the town ♪

♪ You don't roll no more ♪

Oh God, this is how I die. I'm gonna die. This is... this is it. This is it for me.

- Ooh! Solid as a rock! - Thank you. It's good to see you, Mr. Lin.

Oh, um, E-Rock says "pass the dutch."

[Barb] Oh, Natalie, we are so...

Chels, the baby barely has a heartbeat, let alone ears.

- Okay. What if we do like head to toe? - Mm. It's always gonna be no. So, yeah.

♪ Sleigh bells ringing And Rudolph's running behind ♪

I can teach you right here. I mean, how bad could you possibly be?

[Eric] J-Dog! Congrats, my man!

You, on the floor. Now.

Were you actually trying to find a girlfriend

Hey. What are you doing?

I think I'm gonna head back up to my room.

Ah, of course not.

Your aunt asked if we could throw a surprise engagement party for Josh here.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

[Natalie] It was a book of poems called Where The Sidewalk Ends.

Oh my God, Lee would be eating his freakin' words.

But now you're compromising your beliefs.

Then we'll stage a breakup, and you'll be free from me forever.

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

condemning humans to spend the rest of their lives

[smacks lips] Movies.

[Barb, Bob, Grandma] Surprise!

Yeah. He passed a few years ago.

"And moonlit woods where unicorns run free."

Stop it. Get up.

Yeah. Real words like "rappel" and "harness."

And will the fact that I live in a nursing home turn off a lot of men?

[Natalie] This isn't funny, Ker!

I'm... I'm sorry. I got carried away in the moment.

Uh, yeah, well, sure. Sure.

- What? No. [whimpering] No, Josh. - Yeah. Come on. You're doing great.

as they are on paper. [chuckles, moans]

[crowd murmuring]

Not bad. Come on down.

- Oh! - [Owen] It's crazy!

[softly inhales]

with a guy who was featured on an episode of Hoarders.

I once broke my toe climbing out of bed. How am I gonna climb a wall?

If I've learned anything,

- ♪ And some days it don't come hard ♪ - Be respectful.

I'm gonna get a juice. Want something?

- Is "curvy" spelled with a Y or an EY? - [man] There's no E.

["Call It Dreaming" by Iron & Wine playing]

So, you and Josh are friends?

and wondrous worlds I've known."

Natalie and I got this one, Dad.

This guy could be old. He could be a waiter from the Last Supper.

[Josh] He's only interested in sporty, manly things.

[breathlessly] I think I'm just gonna go use the ladies' room.

- [Natalie] Hmm? - Whew.

It had my name on it. You wrote, "Bye, Natalie!"

His photos. I took one look at that hair, that unique physique.

But... you like it.

[driver] You're the boss.

Um, a few of us are climbing at Rock Ventures tomorrow.

Can you believe that J-Dog is getting married?

[Barb] Oh, how was that?

Hmm. When you found out you were getting catfished,

["Vagabond" by Wolfmother playing]

- ♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪ - Okay.

You're dating the real Tag, and you're engaged to the fake Tag?

And instead, I found out how it begins.

that I... I never stopped to think about why you actually did it.

Allow me to explain.

swell? Right, Natalie?

- You have no idea. - Proud voices! Loud voices! Come on!

But thank you, Mr. Lin.

with the tight shirts, that put in a hard day's work?

- Yeah! Very solid. - [crowd cheering]

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

[Natalie grunting]

- To take a hint? - ♪ To break the spell ♪

- [man] Oh boy. Here we go. - I'd like to write about that instead.

So, I created my own line of masculine candles

[scoffs] Glad you're not dead.

Here's the deal. Things happen for...

- The old Asian man upstairs? - Oh yeah.

[Kerry] Let me get this straight.

- You know that's a steakhouse, right? - Yeah. His parents own it.

Hell yeah! Let's do it.

I'd watch that.

Her sanity, her common sense,

You got through the tough part. It's nothing.