Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Slowly walk backwards towards the edge of the wall.

♪ We can weep and call it singing ♪

You two are cousins?

Probably the only one in existence.

♪ But nothing's stopping Christmas From coming this time ♪

Speaking of stocks, uh, the market has been crazy this year.

Hey, um, grab me another one of these green apple thingies.

People used to fall in and out of love based solely upon the written word.

- Okay, June! Seriously. - [Josh] Mom.

I was really talking to was him.

- ♪ I've been saying that for a while ♪ - ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪

[gulps] but I'm still gonna raise it.

I just wanted you to know that

[Owen] Except for the star.

Just text, text, send.

- Hi. - Tag's told us so much about you.

I guess I never realized. I was so busy being mad at you

So how do you really feel about my favorite Christmas movie?

You sound like you got Millennial Tourette's!

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

- [Owen] Look at junior jumbo Josh. - Oh no.

her ability to ever be on The Bachelor,

There are no words for what you did.

- Chick's pretty cool too. - I haven't met her yet.

fanatical about self-control, not to mention a total hypocrite,

My grandson, Josh, and his fiancée Natalie.

- Really. - [Josh] Mm-hmm.

So you tweak it just a little more

is he likes outdoorsy, adventurous women.

[smacks lips, sighs] It's really something.

- [breath trembling] - Okay.

- What if we put pillows in the middle? - No.

- That's an upgrade, I'd say. - [chuckles]

Have a baby by next Thanksgiving.

- ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪ - [music distorts, stops]

They helped me develop resilience, empathy.

[chuckles] Yeah. Now, that's my girl.

I got catfished,

[Tag] I'm glad you like it.

- [laughing] Oh! That's a weird Dick! - [chuckles]

- [laughing] - There it is.

Okay? I promise.

Just roll it lightly and scrunch.

♪ Can you read my mind? ♪

[Josh] "I cannot go to school today, said little Peggy Ann McKay."

♪ Can you read my mind? ♪

Ew. I hated that documentary.

[Josh] Okay. Convince me.

To paraphrase my girl Celine Dion, "My heart, too, will go on."

[Josh] Looking for a woman who's spontaneous and drama-free.

- [Bob] Is that Tag? Captain America! - How's it going?

[panicking] Um...

[exhales deeply]

[Josh exhales, sighs]

Ugh. I had no idea that this movie was so homoerotic.

Oh, please, help yourself to anything.

[scoffs] What are you talking about? It's a cute and flirty Christmas duet.

And how would you like that cooked?

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

[woman] ...someone that doesn't already have a wife. Am I right?

I thought to myself, "It's too good to be true."

- I am so pumped about this. Aren't you? - I'm so pumped.

♪ Just tryna keep it in line ♪

that captures the essence of a dude.

[Josh] It's okay.

[Josh] I'm the happiest man in town. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

They lost everything except their virginity. [laughing]

♪ And Christmases long, long ago ♪

- [truck beeping] - Oh. Sir, excuse me. Um...

I thought you guys said this was hard... [gasps]

- Sorry to bother you. Bye. - [disconnects]

- So then smile more! - [touching music playing]

♪...the herald angels sing ♪

- Where does this one go? - Oh!

♪ It's the best time of the year ♪

- [Bob] Come over. Yeah, yeah. - Okay, this is not mine. This is Josh.

[gentle music playing]

it's that love doesn't have to be perfect.

He was smart, funny, sweet, and he looked like him.

I can work with that.

I'm Natalie's boss.

Owen and Chelsea, I just wanna say congratulations.

- What? - Are you satisfied?

♪ Who'd have thought That we'd break the things we like? ♪

A speech sequel, per se,

about a girl on the verge of completely giving up on love

Grandma June makes candles?

You wanted me to wear a hat. You're like, "It's cute." It's dumb!

You got this. Go, go, go, go. I love you. Call me later.

- [Barb] I'm so proud of you. - We gotta come up with some names.

I will change my lyrics so the song doesn't sound so, uh, rape-y.

♪ He's got to wear his goggles... ♪

It is the greatest Christmas movie of all time.

I... I actually didn't mean to call you. I was, um, hiking and...

[Bob laughing] Hey!

No, they're not.

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

Did you see how my parents looked at me tonight

♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪

[Natalie] Sorry, I need these more than you do.

- [whispering] I'm sorry. - Nope. Nope. I'm still alive.