Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪

I can work with that.

No, they're not.

You wanted me to wear a hat. You're like, "It's cute." It's dumb!

[woman] ...someone that doesn't already have a wife. Am I right?

It is the greatest Christmas movie of all time.

- [truck beeping] - Oh. Sir, excuse me. Um...

- What? - Are you satisfied?

I thought you guys said this was hard... [gasps]

People used to fall in and out of love based solely upon the written word.

Did you see how my parents looked at me tonight

And how would you like that cooked?

Have a baby by next Thanksgiving.

♪ We can weep and call it singing ♪

Just text, text, send.

You sound like you got Millennial Tourette's!

Speaking of stocks, uh, the market has been crazy this year.

[Josh] It's okay.

[exhales deeply]

- [laughing] - There it is.

- Chick's pretty cool too. - I haven't met her yet.

Oh, please, help yourself to anything.

it's that love doesn't have to be perfect.

- Hi. - Tag's told us so much about you.

is he likes outdoorsy, adventurous women.

- [whispering] I'm sorry. - Nope. Nope. I'm still alive.

her ability to ever be on The Bachelor,

♪ But nothing's stopping Christmas From coming this time ♪

He was smart, funny, sweet, and he looked like him.

A speech sequel, per se,

- [breath trembling] - Okay.

- Where does this one go? - Oh!

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

[gentle music playing]

I... I actually didn't mean to call you. I was, um, hiking and...

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

- ♪ I've been saying that for a while ♪ - ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪

- [Owen] Look at junior jumbo Josh. - Oh no.

[Josh] Okay. Convince me.

Hey, um, grab me another one of these green apple thingies.

- That's an upgrade, I'd say. - [chuckles]

that captures the essence of a dude.

♪...the herald angels sing ♪

Owen and Chelsea, I just wanna say congratulations.

[chuckles] Yeah. Now, that's my girl.

They helped me develop resilience, empathy.

- [laughing] Oh! That's a weird Dick! - [chuckles]

I'm Natalie's boss.

- Okay, June! Seriously. - [Josh] Mom.

Grandma June makes candles?

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

♪ Just tryna keep it in line ♪

about a girl on the verge of completely giving up on love

- Sorry to bother you. Bye. - [disconnects]

Okay? I promise.

You two are cousins?

I just wanted you to know that

[smacks lips, sighs] It's really something.

Probably the only one in existence.

I was really talking to was him.

♪ And Christmases long, long ago ♪

[Bob laughing] Hey!

♪ He's got to wear his goggles... ♪

[Josh] I'm the happiest man in town. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

I thought to myself, "It's too good to be true."

[scoffs] What are you talking about? It's a cute and flirty Christmas duet.

[Josh exhales, sighs]

- What if we put pillows in the middle? - No.

[gulps] but I'm still gonna raise it.

♪ Can you read my mind? ♪

[Natalie] Sorry, I need these more than you do.

- [Bob] Is that Tag? Captain America! - How's it going?

[panicking] Um...

I guess I never realized. I was so busy being mad at you

There are no words for what you did.

Ew. I hated that documentary.

[Josh] Looking for a woman who's spontaneous and drama-free.

So how do you really feel about my favorite Christmas movie?

You got this. Go, go, go, go. I love you. Call me later.

- Really. - [Josh] Mm-hmm.

My grandson, Josh, and his fiancée Natalie.

- I am so pumped about this. Aren't you? - I'm so pumped.

♪ Who'd have thought That we'd break the things we like? ♪

- ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪ - [music distorts, stops]

So you tweak it just a little more

Ugh. I had no idea that this movie was so homoerotic.

♪ It's the best time of the year ♪

- So then smile more! - [touching music playing]

Just roll it lightly and scrunch.

They lost everything except their virginity. [laughing]

To paraphrase my girl Celine Dion, "My heart, too, will go on."

♪ Can you read my mind? ♪

[Josh] "I cannot go to school today, said little Peggy Ann McKay."

[Tag] I'm glad you like it.

I will change my lyrics so the song doesn't sound so, uh, rape-y.

Slowly walk backwards towards the edge of the wall.

fanatical about self-control, not to mention a total hypocrite,

- [Bob] Come over. Yeah, yeah. - Okay, this is not mine. This is Josh.

[Owen] Except for the star.

I got catfished,

- [Barb] I'm so proud of you. - We gotta come up with some names.