Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, would you like to help me with kindling?
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪
[Natalie] My mom passed away last year. You would've loved her.
- ♪ Make it a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪
I was kind of a late bloomer too. [grunts]
I'm an aggro.
- Okay, Snoop. [exhales] - Oh yeah.
- Wait, what? - Yup.
Well, I want to hear all about how you two met.
[group] Yeah.
Uh...
- Oh, she's a vegetarian. - I'm a vegetarian.
Did you see the look on Josh's face? I'm the furthest thing from all right.
- ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ - [Bob laughs]
[Natalie] Big mystery there, Bob.
Is this a joke?
- Whoo! - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
They really love Christmas, huh?
[Josh] So, what's your favorite Christmas movie?
- I just landed, but my bag didn't arrive. - [game playing]
See, great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
[Barb] Hey, guys, the movie's about to start!
[neighbors gasp]
Yep. Totally agree.
My apartment is still under renovation. It sustained a little smoke damage, so...
I had my profile up for a year, and guess how many matches I got.
- [dog barking] - [Natalie laughing]
What about Thoreau?
- [Josh] Oh! You cook? - Oh yeah. All the time.
[clears throat]
♪ Her woolen coat Under yellow sodium lights ♪
- Thank you. - Thanks, Doc.
[Chelsea] Tsk. Aw!
Gnarly?
[Josh] Natalie!
look at you.
You know, when I first saw your profile, I thought you'd just be another guy
You are her subject.
Why did you really stay?
She's 70 now, and she has a pacemaker.
[sighs deeply]
until I met Natalie.
Josh is imperfect, but yet you decided to stay?
And then I look like the asshole? Your family is gonna be crushed.
Don't be afraid to be you. Natalie.
The roof might not be my child...
- [door closes] - Okay. I... I know you're mad,
Merry Christmas. Look at what I got you.
- ♪ No one else can save me know but you ♪ - Mm.
Where's my drink? Who has my drink?
- It's time to tell them. Let's tell them. - I think it's time. Okay.
He used to climb up on the roof every Christmas Eve and stomp around
[door closes]
[coughs, clears throat]
Well, cheers to that.
- [woman whispers] Here they come. - [all] Surprise!
♪ To find a bone And to float it down the stream ♪
Honestly, I'm so over eating out. I prefer to just stay in and cook.
the... the why doesn't even matter anymore.
[Josh] That was him driving the car in Days of Thunder,
- [gasps] - [Tag] Yeah.
Ready to give this bad boy a go?
[Natalie] Webster's Dictionary defines love as...
It was wrong. I shouldn't have asked you to lie in the first place.
and offers to take me on a sunset sail
Promise me that when this is all over,
- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪
Put these in.
Yeah, you don't have a ring.
Do you still have your original profile photos?
[plane departing]
Two glasses of Veuve, please.
So, is the, uh, wall that we're climbing like the one we climbed at your store?
He always makes you sit on his lap.
[Natalie] No kiwi. I would swell up like a blowfish.
[Natalie sighs happily]
[chuckles] I've been searching for like an hour and nothing.
Oh shoot.
Um...
It just has to be honest.
You're telling me the guy exists, and he's there?
♪ Offspring of a virgin's womb! ♪
Jesus!
And then Hank there would prefer staying in over going out.
Yes.
and then you go and do the exact same thing to me.
♪ One more time ♪
his family and Christmas.
He passed away last year, actually.
No. You look...
You're... you're not mad at me?
But if you think about it, nothing's changed.
♪ Stuck at home for too long It's time to get out ♪
I know!
- Those chubby little cheekies! [chuckles] - He was eight.
Oh, and, uh, who do we have here?
What if I write a piece
What do you think?
[panting] No. I can't stop. I won't stop. Now, where's my next story?
- He fell off one year and broke his arm. - [gasps]
[Natalie] I can't believe that you know that.
[inhales]
[male patron] Yeah!
[gasps] Oh my God.
[man] It's been two weeks. Where's my next Disaster Date story?
[light buzzing]
But that's why Soash Media exists
Hot girls hit on him here all the time, and they're all the same.
- Yes! Whoo! - [Natalie] ♪ I would do anything ♪
- Hey. - [woman] Mm-hmm.
Jesus, Nat! You only have your dating radius set to five miles.
It's not UPS! [laughing]
He's Asian-American and speaks three languages.
of anybody you've ever dated before, so...
♪ You will not be happy... ♪
- [Bob] Careful. - [Josh] Just right on top there.
[man 2] Cali Asskicker!
Well, I've brought you two experts.
[woman] And if that's true,
- Oh, but no kiwi because I'm... - I... I know, you're allergic. No kiwi.
I go with, uh,
[exhales] What movie?
♪ Marshmallows for toasting ♪
Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have bags to pack.