Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay, Snoop. [exhales] - Oh yeah.
- Hey. - [woman] Mm-hmm.
Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have bags to pack.
the... the why doesn't even matter anymore.
- [woman whispers] Here they come. - [all] Surprise!
It's not UPS! [laughing]
It just has to be honest.
- Those chubby little cheekies! [chuckles] - He was eight.
[Natalie] Webster's Dictionary defines love as...
- He fell off one year and broke his arm. - [gasps]
[Natalie] No kiwi. I would swell up like a blowfish.
What about Thoreau?
- [Bob] Careful. - [Josh] Just right on top there.
[group] Yeah.
He's Asian-American and speaks three languages.
My apartment is still under renovation. It sustained a little smoke damage, so...
I know!
And then I look like the asshole? Your family is gonna be crushed.
- Wait, what? - Yup.
- ♪ No one else can save me know but you ♪ - Mm.
I was kind of a late bloomer too. [grunts]
Hot girls hit on him here all the time, and they're all the same.
- [dog barking] - [Natalie laughing]
Gnarly?
[Barb] Hey, guys, the movie's about to start!
Merry Christmas. Look at what I got you.
Did you see the look on Josh's face? I'm the furthest thing from all right.
♪ Marshmallows for toasting ♪
So, is the, uh, wall that we're climbing like the one we climbed at your store?
And then Hank there would prefer staying in over going out.
[plane departing]
Jesus, Nat! You only have your dating radius set to five miles.
Is this a joke?
I go with, uh,
[Josh] Natalie!
♪ One more time ♪
He used to climb up on the roof every Christmas Eve and stomp around
♪ Offspring of a virgin's womb! ♪
[Josh] So, what's your favorite Christmas movie?
Oh, and, uh, who do we have here?
of anybody you've ever dated before, so...
You know, when I first saw your profile, I thought you'd just be another guy
[woman] And if that's true,
[Natalie sighs happily]
Honestly, I'm so over eating out. I prefer to just stay in and cook.
♪ Her woolen coat Under yellow sodium lights ♪
I had my profile up for a year, and guess how many matches I got.
[Natalie] I can't believe that you know that.
They really love Christmas, huh?
[Natalie] My mom passed away last year. You would've loved her.
- Thank you. - Thanks, Doc.
until I met Natalie.
his family and Christmas.
Where's my drink? Who has my drink?
Well, cheers to that.
[clears throat]
Do you still have your original profile photos?
[light buzzing]
[man] It's been two weeks. Where's my next Disaster Date story?
[coughs, clears throat]
He always makes you sit on his lap.
- Oh, but no kiwi because I'm... - I... I know, you're allergic. No kiwi.
♪ You will not be happy... ♪
and then you go and do the exact same thing to me.
♪ Stuck at home for too long It's time to get out ♪
Well, I want to hear all about how you two met.
Don't be afraid to be you. Natalie.
[Natalie] Big mystery there, Bob.
Um...
You're telling me the guy exists, and he's there?
- [gasps] - [Tag] Yeah.
[Chelsea] Tsk. Aw!
But if you think about it, nothing's changed.
Oh, would you like to help me with kindling?
Yeah, you don't have a ring.
See, great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
- ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ - [Bob laughs]
Promise me that when this is all over,
Oh shoot.
- I just landed, but my bag didn't arrive. - [game playing]
No. You look...
Put these in.
- ♪ Make it a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪
Well, I've brought you two experts.
Two glasses of Veuve, please.
Yes.
[gasps] Oh my God.
[door closes]
[neighbors gasp]
[inhales]
She's 70 now, and she has a pacemaker.
- [Josh] Oh! You cook? - Oh yeah. All the time.
[man 2] Cali Asskicker!
I'm an aggro.
- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪
The roof might not be my child...
What if I write a piece
[panting] No. I can't stop. I won't stop. Now, where's my next story?
[Josh] That was him driving the car in Days of Thunder,
[sighs deeply]
[chuckles] I've been searching for like an hour and nothing.
- [door closes] - Okay. I... I know you're mad,
- Whoo! - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
and offers to take me on a sunset sail
Why did you really stay?
- It's time to tell them. Let's tell them. - I think it's time. Okay.
♪ To find a bone And to float it down the stream ♪
[exhales] What movie?
- Yes! Whoo! - [Natalie] ♪ I would do anything ♪
- Oh, she's a vegetarian. - I'm a vegetarian.
Uh...
You're... you're not mad at me?
Josh is imperfect, but yet you decided to stay?
But that's why Soash Media exists
What do you think?
look at you.
Ready to give this bad boy a go?
Yep. Totally agree.
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪
[male patron] Yeah!
Jesus!
It was wrong. I shouldn't have asked you to lie in the first place.
You are her subject.
He passed away last year, actually.