Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- All right. - Wait, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!

[Natalie sighs]

All I'm asking for is a week.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

[Josh] ...but when you start making toast in the tub, that's when we'll worry.

- What's going on, bro? - What's up, Owen?

♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪

- [laughing] I'm sorry! - [text tone]

What's the one common denominator in all of these dates?

Let's recap for a second. You're holding a wrench, an ax, and some rope.

Oh, we are so excited to have you join the family!

Make all the jokes you want,

♪ You can have mine... ♪

[gasping] Shit. There must've been kiwi in those shots.

[exhales deeply]

But Josh told me that he would help get me Tag

You gotta leave the serious stuff to the real journalists, like Steve.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

along comes Ted, a Libra who likes puppies

- [Chelsea] Yeah. Yeah. - [Owen] How is Joshy still single?

Well, you know what? We've got bigger problems.

I found out about this little soirée courtesy of Barb's Facebook page. Hello!

Pretend you like it because that's Tag's favorite book.

- Natalie! - Oh.

"Rather than love, than money,

God, you were such a cutie, Josh. Look at that rat tail. Do you see that?

Besides, what do you have to lose? Huh?

[yelling] It's not the Mormons, Bob!

'Cause you were like... Whoo!

[Josh] Passionate about life and all things outdoors.

when they thought you were my girlfriend?

Pov: Moi quand je vois mes notes de spé

Because you look so familiar. I... I just can't put my finger on it.

- ["Macho Man" playing] - Christmas may now commence!

[Owen] Quick finish, Grandma, don't mess it up!

Seriously, though, that train wreck was a little too much, even for me.

Okay, relax. It's not like I'm opening up a slaughterhouse.

Yeah. Natalie and I have to head out.

[soft music playing]

Well, they're definitely not on FlirtAlert.

And I'm just gonna go to my family and come clean with everything.

- You ever been bobsledding before? - [rumbling]

Former chubster, huh?

His family took me in. I have never felt worse in my entire life.

- Don't... - Wait. What? Nat.

And that's not fair

[exhales deeply] Sweet baby Jesus.

Oh shit. Stay down. Stay down.

What are all these?

to either distract people from their own lives,

- Easier said than done. - No, I'm serious. Steal it back.

[Barb] Everyone did a great job on it this year.

- Oh. Hi. - Hi.

Getting a feeling.

Hey. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again

I keep thinking my perfect match has to be out there, just one click away.

[indistinct chattering]

Other side, baby. It's your mark.

- Have you met him? - Yeah.

[Natalie] Fine. I can give you seven reasons, to be exact.

[sighs] I'm sorry. It gets me every time.

[somber music playing]

I'll get a different Uber. Thanks.

Okay. You just have to relax.

[smacks lips] It's a good thing I'm not part of those cultures.

Oh my God. Are you... are you his "G Word"?

You gotta think bigger.

[Josh] Take a deep breath.

A distinction that only really matters if you're from Alabama.

Many of you've expressed interest in online dating.

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

♪ Tell me your troubles and doubts ♪

Yes, it's one of her hobbies.

[Natalie] Just play it, please.

That's your other problem. You're only looking local.

- Where am I taking you, again? - 420 Holt Street.

- ♪ Don't you forget about me... ♪ - [grunting] Okay.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

I'm pretty good at Photoshop.

Whatcha doin' over here?

His bio. He's passionate about life,

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

[indistinct chattering]

- Nice to meet you. - Hi. You too.

♪ Yeah, you really 'bouta lie Pump, pump it up ♪

ladders, um, houses, um, trees,

[group exclaiming]

and perhaps the ending to my story could be...

I monitor them.

♪ It's the most wonderful time Of the year ♪

- I'm kind of busy, Owen. - Oh, talking to your lover, Tag?

- [Josh laughing] - He keeps taking his glove off.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

How is it that everyone has found the one, and I haven't?

Thank you. Um...

and it's worth it because they fall in love

[Natalie] So, yeah. I thought I'd flown 3,000 miles to see how my story ended.

And the guy who smiled all the time?

[Bob] For the last time, we're not converting!