Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Getting a feeling.

Oh my God. Are you... are you his "G Word"?

[Natalie] Just play it, please.

- Don't... - Wait. What? Nat.

- ["Macho Man" playing] - Christmas may now commence!

And the guy who smiled all the time?

- Oh. Hi. - Hi.

Pretend you like it because that's Tag's favorite book.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

A distinction that only really matters if you're from Alabama.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[indistinct chattering]

Let's recap for a second. You're holding a wrench, an ax, and some rope.

And I'm just gonna go to my family and come clean with everything.

Oh shit. Stay down. Stay down.

God, you were such a cutie, Josh. Look at that rat tail. Do you see that?

Because you look so familiar. I... I just can't put my finger on it.

Okay. You just have to relax.

and perhaps the ending to my story could be...

♪ It's the most wonderful time Of the year ♪

You gotta think bigger.

I keep thinking my perfect match has to be out there, just one click away.

I'll get a different Uber. Thanks.

Well, they're definitely not on FlirtAlert.

"Rather than love, than money,

Thank you. Um...

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Okay, relax. It's not like I'm opening up a slaughterhouse.

[Josh] Passionate about life and all things outdoors.

Hey. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again

[Owen] Quick finish, Grandma, don't mess it up!

Pov: Moi quand je vois mes notes de spé

His bio. He's passionate about life,

But Josh told me that he would help get me Tag

[Barb] Everyone did a great job on it this year.

Other side, baby. It's your mark.

- [Josh laughing] - He keeps taking his glove off.

- You ever been bobsledding before? - [rumbling]

Whatcha doin' over here?

[yelling] It's not the Mormons, Bob!

Seriously, though, that train wreck was a little too much, even for me.

[soft music playing]

Make all the jokes you want,

- ♪ Don't you forget about me... ♪ - [grunting] Okay.

[Bob] For the last time, we're not converting!

- I'm kind of busy, Owen. - Oh, talking to your lover, Tag?

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

All I'm asking for is a week.

'Cause you were like... Whoo!

[Josh] ...but when you start making toast in the tub, that's when we'll worry.

Many of you've expressed interest in online dating.

♪ Tell me your troubles and doubts ♪

when they thought you were my girlfriend?

I found out about this little soirée courtesy of Barb's Facebook page. Hello!

Former chubster, huh?

- [laughing] I'm sorry! - [text tone]

[somber music playing]

How is it that everyone has found the one, and I haven't?

[Natalie] Fine. I can give you seven reasons, to be exact.

- Natalie! - Oh.

Yes, it's one of her hobbies.

Oh, we are so excited to have you join the family!

along comes Ted, a Libra who likes puppies

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Well, you know what? We've got bigger problems.

[exhales deeply]

- Easier said than done. - No, I'm serious. Steal it back.

[Natalie sighs]

- What's going on, bro? - What's up, Owen?

ladders, um, houses, um, trees,

I monitor them.

- All right. - Wait, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!

- Nice to meet you. - Hi. You too.

♪ You can have mine... ♪

[Natalie] So, yeah. I thought I'd flown 3,000 miles to see how my story ended.

Besides, what do you have to lose? Huh?

What are all these?

You gotta leave the serious stuff to the real journalists, like Steve.

[smacks lips] It's a good thing I'm not part of those cultures.

His family took me in. I have never felt worse in my entire life.

[group exclaiming]

[Josh] Take a deep breath.

And that's not fair

I'm pretty good at Photoshop.

- Have you met him? - Yeah.

What's the one common denominator in all of these dates?

- Where am I taking you, again? - 420 Holt Street.

Yeah. Natalie and I have to head out.

♪ Yeah, you really 'bouta lie Pump, pump it up ♪

and it's worth it because they fall in love

[exhales deeply] Sweet baby Jesus.

[indistinct chattering]

[sighs] I'm sorry. It gets me every time.

- [Chelsea] Yeah. Yeah. - [Owen] How is Joshy still single?

That's your other problem. You're only looking local.

[gasping] Shit. There must've been kiwi in those shots.

to either distract people from their own lives,

♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪