Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ladders, um, houses, um, trees,

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

That's your other problem. You're only looking local.

[Bob] For the last time, we're not converting!

Yeah. Natalie and I have to head out.

[Natalie] So, yeah. I thought I'd flown 3,000 miles to see how my story ended.

[soft music playing]

along comes Ted, a Libra who likes puppies

[Josh] ...but when you start making toast in the tub, that's when we'll worry.

God, you were such a cutie, Josh. Look at that rat tail. Do you see that?

- Don't... - Wait. What? Nat.

♪ Yeah, you really 'bouta lie Pump, pump it up ♪

Oh shit. Stay down. Stay down.

[exhales deeply]

- Easier said than done. - No, I'm serious. Steal it back.

♪ You can have mine... ♪

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

[Owen] Quick finish, Grandma, don't mess it up!

And I'm just gonna go to my family and come clean with everything.

[yelling] It's not the Mormons, Bob!

You gotta think bigger.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[indistinct chattering]

Yes, it's one of her hobbies.

and perhaps the ending to my story could be...

"Rather than love, than money,

Pretend you like it because that's Tag's favorite book.

to either distract people from their own lives,

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

And the guy who smiled all the time?

His family took me in. I have never felt worse in my entire life.

Thank you. Um...

Besides, what do you have to lose? Huh?

[Natalie sighs]

What are all these?

Well, you know what? We've got bigger problems.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

[exhales deeply] Sweet baby Jesus.

[sighs] I'm sorry. It gets me every time.

- [laughing] I'm sorry! - [text tone]

- You ever been bobsledding before? - [rumbling]

'Cause you were like... Whoo!

Oh, we are so excited to have you join the family!

♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪

A distinction that only really matters if you're from Alabama.

Getting a feeling.

Oh my God. Are you... are you his "G Word"?

Former chubster, huh?

I monitor them.

- Oh. Hi. - Hi.

- ♪ Don't you forget about me... ♪ - [grunting] Okay.

You gotta leave the serious stuff to the real journalists, like Steve.

- I'm kind of busy, Owen. - Oh, talking to your lover, Tag?

What's the one common denominator in all of these dates?

[Natalie] Just play it, please.

[indistinct chattering]

- [Chelsea] Yeah. Yeah. - [Owen] How is Joshy still single?

Seriously, though, that train wreck was a little too much, even for me.

♪ Tell me your troubles and doubts ♪

- Have you met him? - Yeah.

Okay. You just have to relax.

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Okay, relax. It's not like I'm opening up a slaughterhouse.

Whatcha doin' over here?

I'll get a different Uber. Thanks.

All I'm asking for is a week.

Let's recap for a second. You're holding a wrench, an ax, and some rope.

- Where am I taking you, again? - 420 Holt Street.

[group exclaiming]

[somber music playing]

I found out about this little soirée courtesy of Barb's Facebook page. Hello!

I'm pretty good at Photoshop.

when they thought you were my girlfriend?

How is it that everyone has found the one, and I haven't?

[gasping] Shit. There must've been kiwi in those shots.

His bio. He's passionate about life,

and it's worth it because they fall in love

But Josh told me that he would help get me Tag

Well, they're definitely not on FlirtAlert.

[Barb] Everyone did a great job on it this year.

[smacks lips] It's a good thing I'm not part of those cultures.

- ["Macho Man" playing] - Christmas may now commence!

Hey. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again

♪ It's the most wonderful time Of the year ♪

- [Josh laughing] - He keeps taking his glove off.

[Josh] Passionate about life and all things outdoors.

Other side, baby. It's your mark.

- All right. - Wait, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!

[Natalie] Fine. I can give you seven reasons, to be exact.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi. You too.

Many of you've expressed interest in online dating.

I keep thinking my perfect match has to be out there, just one click away.

Because you look so familiar. I... I just can't put my finger on it.

Make all the jokes you want,

And that's not fair

- What's going on, bro? - What's up, Owen?

Pov: Moi quand je vois mes notes de spé

[Josh] Take a deep breath.

- Natalie! - Oh.