Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ It's the most wonderful time Of the year ♪

♪ Tell me your troubles and doubts ♪

- ♪ Don't you forget about me... ♪ - [grunting] Okay.

And the guy who smiled all the time?

Okay. You just have to relax.

I found out about this little soirée courtesy of Barb's Facebook page. Hello!

[indistinct chattering]

You gotta think bigger.

"Rather than love, than money,

Getting a feeling.

Besides, what do you have to lose? Huh?

Okay, relax. It's not like I'm opening up a slaughterhouse.

What are all these?

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- ["Macho Man" playing] - Christmas may now commence!

♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪

- Easier said than done. - No, I'm serious. Steal it back.

[sighs] I'm sorry. It gets me every time.

- You ever been bobsledding before? - [rumbling]

- [Josh laughing] - He keeps taking his glove off.

to either distract people from their own lives,

[Natalie] Just play it, please.

- [laughing] I'm sorry! - [text tone]

- All right. - Wait, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!

[Owen] Quick finish, Grandma, don't mess it up!

I'm pretty good at Photoshop.

Let's recap for a second. You're holding a wrench, an ax, and some rope.

Because you look so familiar. I... I just can't put my finger on it.

Oh, we are so excited to have you join the family!

God, you were such a cutie, Josh. Look at that rat tail. Do you see that?

Well, you know what? We've got bigger problems.

[gasping] Shit. There must've been kiwi in those shots.

[Josh] Take a deep breath.

- Oh. Hi. - Hi.

- Natalie! - Oh.

[Natalie] So, yeah. I thought I'd flown 3,000 miles to see how my story ended.

Well, they're definitely not on FlirtAlert.

Former chubster, huh?

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

when they thought you were my girlfriend?

[Barb] Everyone did a great job on it this year.

Seriously, though, that train wreck was a little too much, even for me.

Thank you. Um...

- Nice to meet you. - Hi. You too.

[exhales deeply] Sweet baby Jesus.

His bio. He's passionate about life,

- [Chelsea] Yeah. Yeah. - [Owen] How is Joshy still single?

[Josh] Passionate about life and all things outdoors.

I'll get a different Uber. Thanks.

[somber music playing]

Make all the jokes you want,

Oh shit. Stay down. Stay down.

A distinction that only really matters if you're from Alabama.

And that's not fair

Whatcha doin' over here?

How is it that everyone has found the one, and I haven't?

And I'm just gonna go to my family and come clean with everything.

Many of you've expressed interest in online dating.

Pov: Moi quand je vois mes notes de spé

[Josh] ...but when you start making toast in the tub, that's when we'll worry.

Oh my God. Are you... are you his "G Word"?

ladders, um, houses, um, trees,

- Have you met him? - Yeah.

- What's going on, bro? - What's up, Owen?

[group exclaiming]

[Bob] For the last time, we're not converting!

Pretend you like it because that's Tag's favorite book.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

[indistinct chattering]

[exhales deeply]

and perhaps the ending to my story could be...

- I'm kind of busy, Owen. - Oh, talking to your lover, Tag?

[soft music playing]

[smacks lips] It's a good thing I'm not part of those cultures.

[Natalie sighs]

What's the one common denominator in all of these dates?

♪ You can have mine... ♪

All I'm asking for is a week.

His family took me in. I have never felt worse in my entire life.

Yeah. Natalie and I have to head out.

That's your other problem. You're only looking local.

I monitor them.

You gotta leave the serious stuff to the real journalists, like Steve.

and it's worth it because they fall in love

'Cause you were like... Whoo!

- Where am I taking you, again? - 420 Holt Street.

- Don't... - Wait. What? Nat.

♪ Yeah, you really 'bouta lie Pump, pump it up ♪

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Yes, it's one of her hobbies.

Other side, baby. It's your mark.

I keep thinking my perfect match has to be out there, just one click away.

[Natalie] Fine. I can give you seven reasons, to be exact.

[yelling] It's not the Mormons, Bob!

Hey. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again

along comes Ted, a Libra who likes puppies

But Josh told me that he would help get me Tag

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.