Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. [chuckles] There's six pictures on his profile.

[singer laughing] Hey!

Oh, but it wasn't just the photos that ensnared me.

I'm gonna head to the store real quick.

♪...with Rudy to lead ♪

Oh my God. The mother of all ironies is

Why should I believe what comes out of your mouth?

- Everybody knows that. - [groans]

You know, I've been thinking about joining one of those dating sites.

[man] Yeah, snap! [laughing] Hug those jugs!

- Oh! Careful. Careful. - Okay.

That's my favorite book. I reread it every year.

"The last few steps you will have to walk alone."

- I didn't bring my phone. It's downstairs. - Maybe later, Grams.

What are you, an LA six, which makes you a Lake Placid ten?

I couldn't be happier for you, son.

I hate to break it to you, but Tag is actually far from being perfect.

- I'll give him a job at the store. - Oh, well, I hope he likes to travel.

- ♪ I ought to say no, no, no ♪ - ♪ I'll call you an Uber, they're close ♪

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

This is the only Tempur-Pedic in the house, and I have a bad back.

- [Josh] You don't know where you're going! - Baby Jesus will take the wheel.

- ♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪ - [car remote beeping]

[soft guitar strumming]

[Josh] Okay. This is the last street. I think we got all of it.

♪ Records the air like a memory of night ♪

No, no, no, no, no. This cannot be happening.

Your engagement announcement. It's gonna be in the Gazette tomorrow.

[inhales deeply]

- I don't know anything about this guy. - But I do.

[Josh] My parents got divorced when I was three,

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

You see, candles are solely marketed to women.

Oh, you're his girlfriend?

♪...angels sing Hark the herald angels sing ♪

♪ Her hair, it curls In the depth of the night ♪

So, there you have it, folks. Another disaster for the record books.

- I hear you got some carabiners for me? - [Bob] Sure do. They're in the back.

♪ Records the air like a memory of night ♪

is unrecognizable.

I don't care if this bed is the only thing keeping you from complete paralysis.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

♪ Santa knows your secrets ♪

- [Owen] Yeah, I made this! - [Bob] Yeah.

- It's a great song and a classic. - ["Baby, It's Cold Outside" playing]

[Greg] This could be yours, girl.

I don't even know where to start.

♪ Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight ♪

Either I'm the unluckiest woman in the world,

Maybe if you're Bill Cosby.

Wow, this all looks so delicious.

- [Josh] Doesn't make it a Christmas movie! - [Natalie] I have more evidence.

♪ No, there's nothing like This time of the year ♪

[Lee] So, kiddo. That was one hell of an engagement toast.

I was the millionth customer at the Supermart. Hmm.

The next time he tries to steal the spotlight, steal it back.

Because that's what I've been,

[Natalie] Love Actually? Worst Christmas movie ever!

Stop. Stop. [spluttering] Everyone just stop.

[woman] Despite my gut telling me that maybe I should give up altogether,

[sighs] Speak of the devil.

Okay. Can you please just turn the radio off? [scoffs]

- Oh. That's a great idea. Fun. - [Josh] Mm-hmm. Yeah.

My candle collection I’ll take one please

[Natalie] If you could please change the station?

Well, it's still, you know, it's pretty much temporary.

- Oh God! - It's okay. It's okay.

- ♪ I really can't stay ♪ - ♪ Well, maybe just go out ♪

I mean, it's a... it's a dream come true.

[Grandma, Barb] Mm.

You gotta look outside West Hollywood.

and maybe that's been the problem all along. I mean...

- Josh and... - No!

It's cheaper to do cocaine and then run everywhere.

♪ You say I'm fallin' behind ♪

[Natalie spacey] Flying high back here.

[Josh] Hey, Natalie.

That is literally the one thing that I cannot do!

- ♪ Yeah, you say you ride or die... ♪ - [Josh] Get in! Get in!

I was going for, like, a rugged look.

- Josh! - [Josh] Hey, Natalie.

Oh, the gig economy's no joke.

Me? [scoffs] Do I climb? I'll climb anything that moves.

♪ I'll be alone ♪

I'm gonna kill you.

- [chuckles] - Okay. Fixed it.

Uh. You know, we... we were gonna wait to tell everyone the great news, but...

[Josh] Well, apparently not everybody. Mm.

Remember, one move at a time.

This is where the magic happens.

You lived a full, vibrant life, and you're a good person.

You know, I'm actually super grateful for my awkward teenage years.

Just mixing some new scents.

♪ I say La, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Quick question. What's a dick pic?

Oh, it's just an online dating app.