Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's one hell of a hobby.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

[Natalie scoffs]

[woman] Merry Christmas. Can I help you?

[Josh] I'm happy to be your emergency contact,

Well. [clears throat]

- ♪ Where we drift and call it dreaming ♪ - [growling]

[Josh] Okay, let's take a deep breath.

and given the stuff we used to smoke in his basement after school,

Ooh yeah, uh, grab me a Green Latifah with an extra shot of wheatgrass.

Duh, first class, honey. I'm not a peasant.

[Natalie] I totally love Christmas,

[breathing heavily] Oh my God!

[clears throat]

- I think she cut me. - It's okay, baby. I think she did too.

[Josh] You've studied this in depth.

It doesn't really matter.

[Natalie] Oh God, I hope so.

[crowd cheering]

but you're a good kid with a big heart,

Then just change it. Say, "I enjoy rolling with my homies."

Ooh. Yeah, well, looks like now it's just for me.

Cali Asskicker.

Grandma, the car's that way!

Are you implying that this is my fault?

This is gonna be your most epic Disaster Date yet.

my, um, my mom, she used to read that to me when I was little.

- [squealing] - Oh wow!

and see what would happen. I got 85 matches in five minutes.

or my picker is broken.

because the only way it ends for them is disappointment.

[emotional music continues]

Unlikely. Natalie just flew in from California this morning.

So where did you lovebirds rush off to last night?

If you want him to notice you, do something different.

[softly] Sorry, Josh.

♪ Christmas comes this time each year ♪

humans were originally created with four arms, four legs,

- We were just talking about it. - We talked about this for hours.

I actually teach a survival course in Yosemite every summer.

- Say yes! - Yes! Yes!

An aggressive climber. I climb all kinds of things like

that's not exactly an address you forget.

Careful! Careful! Careful! That's a wax warmer for candle-making.

Do I really need to explain?

Well, it's meat today, but then what are you going to lie about tomorrow?

Thanks. [sighs]

[continues coughing]

falling in love with a version of you that doesn't exist.

you flew across the country to surprise me for Christmas.

We're maybe just a little bit more than just friends.

Good work, Josh.

[scoffs] Why are you being all weird?

Nothing's changed?

You make candles?

The key is to not focus on the wall, but to focus on your first move.

The other half, a storybook romance.

- What? - One move at a time!

- Oh hey. He mentioned the store. - [Josh chuckles]

[Natalie] Okay. So?

I wasn't expecting company, uh, tonight. I'm Barb. I'm Josh's mom.

I told you to stand up, not get down on one knee!

"Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fairs."

Listen, you're not the only one that can stalk people on the internet.

It's like a... You know those [chuckles] blue-collar mechanics guys

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

♪ For love ♪

- Off! Off! Off! Off! Get this off me. No! - Just stop. Stop.

- Can we... can we go back inside and... - No, I'm not going inside!

I'm sorry. So, you haven't even met this dude yet?

- I met someone. [exhales] - Mm-hmm.

- [radio chatter] - How could you possibly know that?

- Geisha? - No.

Everyone's miserable, though.

Oh my God. [laughing]

♪ What a bright time It's the right time ♪

but you'll get the ending you need.

[Barb] Let's just... [laughs]

Also! When you're talking to him, throw in some rock climbing lingo.

Exactly what you'd expect.

♪ I wish I knew how ♪

[Natalie] One, it takes place during a Christmas party.

- [knocking on window] - I know you're in there, you mofos.

[Grandma] I've seen him in something.

Shimmering Pines.

- I can't do this, Josh. I can't do this. - Yes, you can.

- [man] And? - [crowd murmuring]

Come on, Kerry, answer the phone.

[whispering] Come on. Everybody's looking at us.

Well, five years of braces.

[Natalie] But I can't do it anymore. I... I... I can't lie.

It used to help me sleep, but I honestly can't

Okay, all right, show's over. Nothing to see here, all right?

♪ I got the green light I got a little fight ♪

- ♪ 'Cause baby, it's cold outside ♪ - ♪ Maybe just go outside ♪

Natalie! You coming or what?

Why would you do that?

Um... I... I think that might be implied.

- [Bob] Hi, Chelsea! - [Barb] Merry Christmas, honey.

Here's the thing.

Uh, why don't you come inside and wait?

Then ask your dad for a loan. I feel like he's the target customer.

- Yeah. - [gasps, screams]

I don't know. It... it doesn't feel right.

Oh, look! It's going to print! Little lovebirds.

And Natalie, I want you to meet my old friend Tag.

How are you feeling back there, Natalie?

Thank you, Grandma.

But you should be thankful because it's why you have a job.

[Natalie] That's easy. Hands down, Die Hard.

♪ Cuz we been... ♪

So let's all raise a glass to future Mr. and Mrs. Lin,

[scoffs] Come on, Josh.

Oh, sorry, that's just for me.

♪ Holy night ♪

He's from Game of Thrones.

[woman] Sure, dating has never really been easy,