Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do I really need to explain?

The other half, a storybook romance.

He's from Game of Thrones.

♪ Christmas comes this time each year ♪

[Natalie] Oh God, I hope so.

So where did you lovebirds rush off to last night?

♪ I got the green light I got a little fight ♪

Natalie! You coming or what?

[Josh] I'm happy to be your emergency contact,

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

Come on, Kerry, answer the phone.

[scoffs] Why are you being all weird?

And Natalie, I want you to meet my old friend Tag.

Thank you, Grandma.

[clears throat]

Everyone's miserable, though.

It doesn't really matter.

♪ For love ♪

- Yeah. - [gasps, screams]

- Can we... can we go back inside and... - No, I'm not going inside!

The key is to not focus on the wall, but to focus on your first move.

Oh, look! It's going to print! Little lovebirds.

[Natalie] Okay. So?

[scoffs] Come on, Josh.

Ooh. Yeah, well, looks like now it's just for me.

Unlikely. Natalie just flew in from California this morning.

Well, it's meat today, but then what are you going to lie about tomorrow?

[whispering] Come on. Everybody's looking at us.

I'm sorry. So, you haven't even met this dude yet?

I don't know. It... it doesn't feel right.

you flew across the country to surprise me for Christmas.

[Natalie] One, it takes place during a Christmas party.

I wasn't expecting company, uh, tonight. I'm Barb. I'm Josh's mom.

that's not exactly an address you forget.

- Say yes! - Yes! Yes!

and see what would happen. I got 85 matches in five minutes.

Good work, Josh.

I actually teach a survival course in Yosemite every summer.

- I met someone. [exhales] - Mm-hmm.

humans were originally created with four arms, four legs,

Also! When you're talking to him, throw in some rock climbing lingo.

Thanks. [sighs]

♪ What a bright time It's the right time ♪

falling in love with a version of you that doesn't exist.

Shimmering Pines.

We're maybe just a little bit more than just friends.

or my picker is broken.

Oh, sorry, that's just for me.

- Oh hey. He mentioned the store. - [Josh chuckles]

Ooh yeah, uh, grab me a Green Latifah with an extra shot of wheatgrass.

- ♪ 'Cause baby, it's cold outside ♪ - ♪ Maybe just go outside ♪

- I can't do this, Josh. I can't do this. - Yes, you can.

♪ Cuz we been... ♪

Exactly what you'd expect.

- [man] And? - [crowd murmuring]

Then ask your dad for a loan. I feel like he's the target customer.

[continues coughing]

but you're a good kid with a big heart,

This is gonna be your most epic Disaster Date yet.

but you'll get the ending you need.

[woman] Merry Christmas. Can I help you?

- [squealing] - Oh wow!

So let's all raise a glass to future Mr. and Mrs. Lin,

Duh, first class, honey. I'm not a peasant.

[Grandma] I've seen him in something.

It's like a... You know those [chuckles] blue-collar mechanics guys

Here's the thing.

[breathing heavily] Oh my God!

[Natalie scoffs]

- I think she cut me. - It's okay, baby. I think she did too.

Listen, you're not the only one that can stalk people on the internet.

Grandma, the car's that way!

my, um, my mom, she used to read that to me when I was little.

[softly] Sorry, Josh.

[Natalie] But I can't do it anymore. I... I... I can't lie.

[Josh] You've studied this in depth.

Careful! Careful! Careful! That's a wax warmer for candle-making.

[Natalie] That's easy. Hands down, Die Hard.

- [Bob] Hi, Chelsea! - [Barb] Merry Christmas, honey.

Um... I... I think that might be implied.

- ♪ Where we drift and call it dreaming ♪ - [growling]

Why would you do that?

Well, five years of braces.

- Geisha? - No.

Cali Asskicker.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Oh my God. [laughing]

Well. [clears throat]

If you want him to notice you, do something different.

That's one hell of a hobby.

You make candles?

But you should be thankful because it's why you have a job.

[Natalie] I totally love Christmas,

and given the stuff we used to smoke in his basement after school,

[crowd cheering]

An aggressive climber. I climb all kinds of things like

- [radio chatter] - How could you possibly know that?

It used to help me sleep, but I honestly can't

- We were just talking about it. - We talked about this for hours.

- Off! Off! Off! Off! Get this off me. No! - Just stop. Stop.

[Barb] Let's just... [laughs]

[woman] Sure, dating has never really been easy,

♪ I wish I knew how ♪

because the only way it ends for them is disappointment.

[emotional music continues]

[Josh] Okay, let's take a deep breath.

Are you implying that this is my fault?

- [knocking on window] - I know you're in there, you mofos.

Uh, why don't you come inside and wait?

♪ Holy night ♪

Okay, all right, show's over. Nothing to see here, all right?

Nothing's changed?

How are you feeling back there, Natalie?

- What? - One move at a time!

I told you to stand up, not get down on one knee!

"Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fairs."

Then just change it. Say, "I enjoy rolling with my homies."