Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[emotional music playing]

You should fly across the country

Oh, that's my dad.

Yeah. Not ideal.

- Lee? Are you dating two guys now? - No, he's my boss.

- Oh. You didn't hear? - Uh-uh.

- I lied about a photo. - [Natalie] No.

You're gonna set me up with Tag?

Don't worry. They're very used to me disappointing them.

- Go ahead, come on. - [clears throat]

- [sighs deeply] - [Owen] I don't know about this Natalie.

[Natalie] This is the most beautiful hike I've ever been on.

Hey, listen, um...

That is, like, the sexual assault theme song.

- So really there's only one con. - What?

- Let's see what you got. [grunts] - Come on!

- You're gonna be grandparents. - We're pregnant.

- Well, what makes you think I'm not? - [text tone]

♪ Ooh Merry Christmas Saint Nick ♪

But when I got here, I realized that the guy

- 10:00 a.m.? - Perfect.

[Natalie] It's a movie about people falling in love based on how they look.

Finding someone to spend the rest of my life with.

- [both gasp] - [Josh] Hello?

Guys, come on. This is my favorite part.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw you two here last night looking pretty damn cozy.

Yeah, she's satisfied. Oh my God.

[breathing heavily]

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

Stopped three years ago.

Climb you later! [chuckles]

Holy shit! I mean, this guy is, like, friggin' hot.

Natalie, what're you doing?

[birds squawking]

I find that very hard to believe.

flies across the country and shows up on somebody's front lawn?

Natalie, where's my next story? I'm assuming your next date is lined up.

after the most intense orgasm of your life.

It's a dream I never dared to have for myself.

[Roy] I'm a nude yoga instructor. Namaste.

But honestly, I'm not sure how much longer I can do this.

My friend Darlene

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do we have any more requests?

I think the whole family agrees that you've picked a winner!

If anyone gets it, it's me.

[Grandma] So, who better to come and talk to you about

Fill out the form to your left and drop it in the after-hours slot when you're done.

♪ No I won't do that ♪

- ♪ I've got to go away ♪ - ♪ I hear ya, say no more ♪

But you were a lie.

Surprising you for Christmas!

Hors d'oeuvres?

[indistinct chattering]

[Josh] I... I get it.

Relax? I can't relax. The tension is the only thing holding me together.

♪...come at all ♪

♪ Jingle around the clock ♪

- Oh. Um... - Yeah.

Couple biscuits under the tree for you if you like.

- You've been so busy with the new house! - Okay. Game face.

- [sighs] - Well, good night.

Your parents threw us a surprise engagement party? Here?

No, he's from that zombie show.

[folk guitar music playing]

- Okay. Okay. - Show me the photos!

Owen's here! Now it's Christmas!

[Natalie sighs]

May I have everyone's attention, please?

- I guess you could say that, yeah. - I love Yosemite.

Just go out with some Tinder tool and complain about him, please.

♪ Her hair, it curls In the damp of the night ♪

Do we have something special? Yes.

I will have the porterhouse.

♪ Breakin' out of this two-star town ♪

Yeah. It's been putting the hip in Rohypnol since 1944.

since it's her first time here, and she's our guest and all.

Oh, you're serious? You don't celebrate Christmas?

just in time for Christmas.

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- Okay. - Sure.

- [Josh laughing] - [Bob] Wow!

Likes to be? He has to be. He's a Pisces.

[Josh] I swear to you.

[exhales] Full disclosure,

♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪

[somber music playing]

No, honey. Natalie is your brother's girlfriend.

[grunts] How am I doing so far?

- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"! - Yes!

♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet ♪

[Vinny] Devoted feminist. Favorite movie: The Noteb...

You're here. This office is open.

And one of them was my old English teacher.

Sure. Whatever you say. So, uh, what size are you?

- Merry Christmas, man. [winces] - [Owen laughing]

["Everyday" by Ada Pasternak continues]

I know a lot of girls who'd be very into you.

Look, I know you're scared, but you've got this.

Just act natural. We'll figure a way out. We just got to stick together. Okay?

Every conversation we had, every text we exchanged,

[man 1] Okay, Joshy.

[Owen] Hey, guys!

[inhales] Well.

[clicks tongue] Not being Google-able is the modern equivalent

Josh, this isn't all your fault. I mean...

E-Rock! My mom really did invite everybody in town. Huh?

♪ Nothing so exciting ♪

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

Owen seems psychotically into this.