Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're here. This office is open.

No, honey. Natalie is your brother's girlfriend.

[Grandma] So, who better to come and talk to you about

[somber music playing]

And one of them was my old English teacher.

[birds squawking]

- Go ahead, come on. - [clears throat]

- [both gasp] - [Josh] Hello?

Your parents threw us a surprise engagement party? Here?

But when I got here, I realized that the guy

You should fly across the country

- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"! - Yes!

But you were a lie.

- Oh. Um... - Yeah.

Relax? I can't relax. The tension is the only thing holding me together.

Every conversation we had, every text we exchanged,

["Everyday" by Ada Pasternak continues]

I know a lot of girls who'd be very into you.

[indistinct chattering]

[Vinny] Devoted feminist. Favorite movie: The Noteb...

I think the whole family agrees that you've picked a winner!

Fill out the form to your left and drop it in the after-hours slot when you're done.

It's a dream I never dared to have for myself.

Owen seems psychotically into this.

Yeah. It's been putting the hip in Rohypnol since 1944.

E-Rock! My mom really did invite everybody in town. Huh?

- I lied about a photo. - [Natalie] No.

You're gonna set me up with Tag?

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[Natalie] It's a movie about people falling in love based on how they look.

Do we have something special? Yes.

Oh, that's my dad.

- Okay. Okay. - Show me the photos!

Don't worry. They're very used to me disappointing them.

Natalie, where's my next story? I'm assuming your next date is lined up.

Yeah, she's satisfied. Oh my God.

Guys, come on. This is my favorite part.

- You're gonna be grandparents. - We're pregnant.

Couple biscuits under the tree for you if you like.

♪...come at all ♪

Natalie, what're you doing?

♪ Breakin' out of this two-star town ♪

Climb you later! [chuckles]

[Natalie] This is the most beautiful hike I've ever been on.

- I guess you could say that, yeah. - I love Yosemite.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw you two here last night looking pretty damn cozy.

I will have the porterhouse.

[man 1] Okay, Joshy.

My friend Darlene

- [sighs deeply] - [Owen] I don't know about this Natalie.

Just act natural. We'll figure a way out. We just got to stick together. Okay?

Stopped three years ago.

I find that very hard to believe.

- Well, what makes you think I'm not? - [text tone]

But honestly, I'm not sure how much longer I can do this.

♪ No I won't do that ♪

[exhales] Full disclosure,

Just go out with some Tinder tool and complain about him, please.

[breathing heavily]

Surprising you for Christmas!

[folk guitar music playing]

No, he's from that zombie show.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[Owen] Hey, guys!

- Okay. - Sure.

Hey, listen, um...

after the most intense orgasm of your life.

Sure. Whatever you say. So, uh, what size are you?

- 10:00 a.m.? - Perfect.

[Natalie sighs]

flies across the country and shows up on somebody's front lawn?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do we have any more requests?

Look, I know you're scared, but you've got this.

Likes to be? He has to be. He's a Pisces.

Yeah. Not ideal.

- Lee? Are you dating two guys now? - No, he's my boss.

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

♪ Jingle around the clock ♪

[clicks tongue] Not being Google-able is the modern equivalent

Owen's here! Now it's Christmas!

- Let's see what you got. [grunts] - Come on!

♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet ♪

[inhales] Well.

[grunts] How am I doing so far?

May I have everyone's attention, please?

Josh, this isn't all your fault. I mean...

- So really there's only one con. - What?

- You've been so busy with the new house! - Okay. Game face.

[Josh] I swear to you.

- Oh. You didn't hear? - Uh-uh.

[Josh] I... I get it.

- Merry Christmas, man. [winces] - [Owen laughing]

[Roy] I'm a nude yoga instructor. Namaste.

Finding someone to spend the rest of my life with.

♪ Nothing so exciting ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪

That is, like, the sexual assault theme song.

just in time for Christmas.

Hors d'oeuvres?

If anyone gets it, it's me.

Holy shit! I mean, this guy is, like, friggin' hot.

♪ Ooh Merry Christmas Saint Nick ♪

Oh, you're serious? You don't celebrate Christmas?

- [Josh laughing] - [Bob] Wow!

since it's her first time here, and she's our guest and all.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

[emotional music playing]

- ♪ I've got to go away ♪ - ♪ I hear ya, say no more ♪

- [sighs] - Well, good night.

♪ Her hair, it curls In the damp of the night ♪