Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[grunts] How am I doing so far?

Josh, this isn't all your fault. I mean...

- Go ahead, come on. - [clears throat]

- I lied about a photo. - [Natalie] No.

Oh, that's my dad.

- Oh. Um... - Yeah.

Oh, you're serious? You don't celebrate Christmas?

♪...come at all ♪

Just act natural. We'll figure a way out. We just got to stick together. Okay?

Couple biscuits under the tree for you if you like.

E-Rock! My mom really did invite everybody in town. Huh?

But you were a lie.

Yeah, she's satisfied. Oh my God.

No, he's from that zombie show.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[Josh] I... I get it.

- [both gasp] - [Josh] Hello?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do we have any more requests?

[Roy] I'm a nude yoga instructor. Namaste.

Hors d'oeuvres?

♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet ♪

- Well, what makes you think I'm not? - [text tone]

Natalie, where's my next story? I'm assuming your next date is lined up.

I find that very hard to believe.

- ♪ I've got to go away ♪ - ♪ I hear ya, say no more ♪

[Natalie] This is the most beautiful hike I've ever been on.

Owen seems psychotically into this.

[folk guitar music playing]

But honestly, I'm not sure how much longer I can do this.

Owen's here! Now it's Christmas!

Stopped three years ago.

flies across the country and shows up on somebody's front lawn?

Relax? I can't relax. The tension is the only thing holding me together.

- Oh. You didn't hear? - Uh-uh.

May I have everyone's attention, please?

Fill out the form to your left and drop it in the after-hours slot when you're done.

♪ Her hair, it curls In the damp of the night ♪

- I guess you could say that, yeah. - I love Yosemite.

- So really there's only one con. - What?

Likes to be? He has to be. He's a Pisces.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

- You're gonna be grandparents. - We're pregnant.

- Lee? Are you dating two guys now? - No, he's my boss.

It's a dream I never dared to have for myself.

- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"! - Yes!

♪ Jingle around the clock ♪

Surprising you for Christmas!

Sure. Whatever you say. So, uh, what size are you?

Look, I know you're scared, but you've got this.

Yeah. It's been putting the hip in Rohypnol since 1944.

[Natalie] It's a movie about people falling in love based on how they look.

Guys, come on. This is my favorite part.

Just go out with some Tinder tool and complain about him, please.

["Everyday" by Ada Pasternak continues]

♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy New Year ♪

[Natalie sighs]

Yeah. Not ideal.

♪ No I won't do that ♪

Every conversation we had, every text we exchanged,

My friend Darlene

- 10:00 a.m.? - Perfect.

[indistinct chattering]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw you two here last night looking pretty damn cozy.

Don't worry. They're very used to me disappointing them.

You should fly across the country

Your parents threw us a surprise engagement party? Here?

[Owen] Hey, guys!

♪ Ooh Merry Christmas Saint Nick ♪

[exhales] Full disclosure,

[birds squawking]

♪ Nothing so exciting ♪

Do we have something special? Yes.

And one of them was my old English teacher.

- Okay. Okay. - Show me the photos!

I will have the porterhouse.

If anyone gets it, it's me.

♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪

[man 1] Okay, Joshy.

Finding someone to spend the rest of my life with.

[Josh] I swear to you.

Holy shit! I mean, this guy is, like, friggin' hot.

No, honey. Natalie is your brother's girlfriend.

[emotional music playing]

[somber music playing]

F u0cp ffycpco gxogd o dfc pyoy did yo dtoc

I think the whole family agrees that you've picked a winner!

That is, like, the sexual assault theme song.

[clicks tongue] Not being Google-able is the modern equivalent

You're here. This office is open.

Climb you later! [chuckles]

I know a lot of girls who'd be very into you.

- You've been so busy with the new house! - Okay. Game face.

- Merry Christmas, man. [winces] - [Owen laughing]

- Okay. - Sure.

just in time for Christmas.

But when I got here, I realized that the guy

after the most intense orgasm of your life.

[inhales] Well.

Natalie, what're you doing?

- [sighs deeply] - [Owen] I don't know about this Natalie.

since it's her first time here, and she's our guest and all.

- [Josh laughing] - [Bob] Wow!

♪ Breakin' out of this two-star town ♪

- [sighs] - Well, good night.

[Grandma] So, who better to come and talk to you about

You're gonna set me up with Tag?

[Vinny] Devoted feminist. Favorite movie: The Noteb...

Hey, listen, um...

[breathing heavily]

- Let's see what you got. [grunts] - Come on!