Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

until he ghosts me.

It's literally hours.

Dude, that's his cousin.

[laughing nervously] I'm serious. [straining] This is not funny.

Uh... but got a mini-fridge with all kinds of soda.

[whispers] Here it goes.

This is Christmas karaoke.

of driving a white, windowless van by a playground.

You just do your part.

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

Mom, Dad, this is Natalie.

You know what, you're gonna go, and you're gonna do this,

[Natalie groaning]

Chin up, brother bear.

I'm gonna surprise Josh, and I'm gonna get my happy ending.

[Josh] There are presents involved in most movies ever made!

who's really hot and has a dick pic on standby.

[Natalie] ♪ And I would do anything For love ♪

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

I know, it's not like helping someone ascend Everest

- So, where are you guys going tonight? - [smacks lips] Um... Abbott's, I think.

- [bartender] Triple Sec. Rum juice. - Okay. Talk to me.

But a deal's a deal. So let's just move on.

[store patrons chattering]

[Barb] You two, time for presents!

[group exclaiming]

They actually met online and now are engaged.

- ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪ - [grunting] Oh.

But he told the boys he broke it, protecting their presents from the Grinch.

Over my cold, dead, lifeless body. I'm not singing that.

Congratulations.

You're making me the happiest boy... We're the happiest family in town!

- Here. - [Bob] Thanks.

So, Natalie, what was it about Josh that first caught your eye?

Actually, I was thinking maybe Natalie could put it up this year

[all cheering, clapping]

so I agreed, and I pretended to be someone that I'm not, but...

If she wants to be in our family, I need to know who she is.

I mean, she's not that bad, and Josh seems really into her.

And you like me so much,

So I don't spend another evening

He was such a cutie!

♪ When friends come to call ♪

Damn flue always gets stuck.

That means nothing. Remember the last guy you met up with in public?

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪

Grandma, where are you going?

No, I... I mean, um...

Yes, I have. He was born in Beijing, and he was amazing in bed.

Girlfriend. Wow. It's... it's so, so nice to meet you.

It's as if he's here in the room with us.

- Wha... Where's what? - [gasping]

I... I really, really do.

[Natalie coughs] Where am I?

[scoffs] None of your business. Besides, what's wrong with what I'm wearing?

Oh, I'm sure you look absolutely beautiful.

No one loves a bathroom selfie! Also, why are you holding a wrench?

But it was still me.

- Yeah. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. - Do you mind taking that for me?

She's been playing you since day one, bro.

[Bob] Could I have everyone's attention?

By the way, do you have insurance? They were asking me.

[coughs] Jesus Christ, Lee. You're everywhere.

He never says anything about his girlfriends, so...

- How do you know Josh? - Ah, they're friends, Grandma June.

There's someone else on the other side of that lie

Let's not forget the only reason I'm here is because you lied.

Hey, Josh, listen. About what I said last night, I...

[sniffing] Mmm!

[Tag] Natalie, kill it! Whoo!

[chuckles nervously] Um...

- [door opens] - Josh, go help her with her luggage.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

[man 1] I see you.

- No! No. - Yeah. What?

- Mm-hmm. - Nice.

but it's what I want to do with my life.

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ ♪ Oh, Jesus, you're the king ♪

that I'm not looking for anything long-term?

Oh, it fits perfect!

♪ She's candy apple red With a ski for a wheel ♪

Come on, Grandma. Just ask Mom to help. Okay? She loves that place.

["I Would Do Anything For Love" by Nina Dobrev playing]

or the person who murdered Colonel Mustard in the library?

[shouting] off of her finger!

[Josh] Oh, I guess I really should have gotten the Verizon Unlimited plan.

Wow! I don't know how you did it, but... [sniffs]

[Bob] That's what they're known for. Good old steak as always.

[touching music continues]

♪ Do you know how to spell "farewell"? ♪

Isn't Thoreau the best?

I literally had to get stoned to get through it.

- Look. I... I can explain! - [breathing heavily] I don't understand.

♪ Roll on babe ♪

- Huh? - Free non-perishables for life.

It kind of happened?

And Gladys, you met Sinatra.

Okay. Well, enough of that. [chuckles]

[panicking] I don't like this.

As of this moment right now, my disaster dating days are over.

So, apparently, there's plenty of girls out there.

[up-beat pop playing]

That is my favorite ornament of all time.

Well, welcome to my crib.

- Well, not... not in person, but... - Oh, I take it all back.

For the first time,

[straining] Where is it? Where is it?

♪ I never really gave up on ♪

It's only two days till Christmas. Let's stage a breakup like we planned.

[Josh] You really think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

What? Who doesn't like a bathroom selfie? I looked kind of cut that day. Look.

And I've got you.

Walden? Are you kidding me? Thoreau was an asshole.