Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. - Do you mind taking that for me?

- Mm-hmm. - Nice.

[Natalie coughs] Where am I?

This is Christmas karaoke.

[scoffs] None of your business. Besides, what's wrong with what I'm wearing?

Mom, Dad, this is Natalie.

♪ Roll on babe ♪

[coughs] Jesus Christ, Lee. You're everywhere.

But a deal's a deal. So let's just move on.

Yes, I have. He was born in Beijing, and he was amazing in bed.

["I Would Do Anything For Love" by Nina Dobrev playing]

until he ghosts me.

Oh, I'm sure you look absolutely beautiful.

And Gladys, you met Sinatra.

I literally had to get stoned to get through it.

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

♪ When friends come to call ♪

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

[Josh] You really think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

- Look. I... I can explain! - [breathing heavily] I don't understand.

[sniffing] Mmm!

So, Natalie, what was it about Josh that first caught your eye?

[store patrons chattering]

You know what, you're gonna go, and you're gonna do this,

He never says anything about his girlfriends, so...

[touching music continues]

- [bartender] Triple Sec. Rum juice. - Okay. Talk to me.

so I agreed, and I pretended to be someone that I'm not, but...

[chuckles nervously] Um...

I'm gonna surprise Josh, and I'm gonna get my happy ending.

or the person who murdered Colonel Mustard in the library?

[all cheering, clapping]

Uh... but got a mini-fridge with all kinds of soda.

For the first time,

[man 1] I see you.

but it's what I want to do with my life.

That is my favorite ornament of all time.

Congratulations.

[up-beat pop playing]

Isn't Thoreau the best?

[laughing nervously] I'm serious. [straining] This is not funny.

Walden? Are you kidding me? Thoreau was an asshole.

Well, welcome to my crib.

Grandma, where are you going?

Hey, Josh, listen. About what I said last night, I...

If she wants to be in our family, I need to know who she is.

[Josh] There are presents involved in most movies ever made!

[straining] Where is it? Where is it?

Girlfriend. Wow. It's... it's so, so nice to meet you.

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪

Dude, that's his cousin.

that I'm not looking for anything long-term?

What? Who doesn't like a bathroom selfie? I looked kind of cut that day. Look.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

It's literally hours.

No, I... I mean, um...

[group exclaiming]

- Wha... Where's what? - [gasping]

♪ Do you know how to spell "farewell"? ♪

[Tag] Natalie, kill it! Whoo!

[Barb] You two, time for presents!

[panicking] I don't like this.

- No! No. - Yeah. What?

Okay. Well, enough of that. [chuckles]

I mean, she's not that bad, and Josh seems really into her.

- Well, not... not in person, but... - Oh, I take it all back.

So I don't spend another evening

It kind of happened?

But he told the boys he broke it, protecting their presents from the Grinch.

And you like me so much,

[Natalie] ♪ And I would do anything For love ♪

No one loves a bathroom selfie! Also, why are you holding a wrench?

You're making me the happiest boy... We're the happiest family in town!

[Josh] Oh, I guess I really should have gotten the Verizon Unlimited plan.

- So, where are you guys going tonight? - [smacks lips] Um... Abbott's, I think.

♪ She's candy apple red With a ski for a wheel ♪

Come on, Grandma. Just ask Mom to help. Okay? She loves that place.

Chin up, brother bear.

[whispers] Here it goes.

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ ♪ Oh, Jesus, you're the king ♪

She's been playing you since day one, bro.

Let's not forget the only reason I'm here is because you lied.

- [door opens] - Josh, go help her with her luggage.

[Bob] Could I have everyone's attention?

They actually met online and now are engaged.

It's as if he's here in the room with us.

He was such a cutie!

Damn flue always gets stuck.

You just do your part.

[shouting] off of her finger!

I know, it's not like helping someone ascend Everest

- Here. - [Bob] Thanks.

As of this moment right now, my disaster dating days are over.

Actually, I was thinking maybe Natalie could put it up this year

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

of driving a white, windowless van by a playground.

who's really hot and has a dick pic on standby.

So, apparently, there's plenty of girls out there.

- How do you know Josh? - Ah, they're friends, Grandma June.

There's someone else on the other side of that lie

But it was still me.

♪ I never really gave up on ♪

- Huh? - Free non-perishables for life.

That means nothing. Remember the last guy you met up with in public?

And I've got you.

[Bob] That's what they're known for. Good old steak as always.

[Natalie groaning]

It's only two days till Christmas. Let's stage a breakup like we planned.

Oh, it fits perfect!

Over my cold, dead, lifeless body. I'm not singing that.

- ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪ - [grunting] Oh.

I... I really, really do.

Wow! I don't know how you did it, but... [sniffs]

By the way, do you have insurance? They were asking me.