Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By the way, do you have insurance? They were asking me.

Mom, Dad, this is Natalie.

- So, where are you guys going tonight? - [smacks lips] Um... Abbott's, I think.

I know, it's not like helping someone ascend Everest

Actually, I was thinking maybe Natalie could put it up this year

- [bartender] Triple Sec. Rum juice. - Okay. Talk to me.

I'm gonna surprise Josh, and I'm gonna get my happy ending.

But he told the boys he broke it, protecting their presents from the Grinch.

["I Would Do Anything For Love" by Nina Dobrev playing]

But a deal's a deal. So let's just move on.

[panicking] I don't like this.

[Josh] Oh, I guess I really should have gotten the Verizon Unlimited plan.

Isn't Thoreau the best?

[group exclaiming]

[chuckles nervously] Um...

They actually met online and now are engaged.

- Huh? - Free non-perishables for life.

So I don't spend another evening

Come on, Grandma. Just ask Mom to help. Okay? She loves that place.

♪ Do you know how to spell "farewell"? ♪

He never says anything about his girlfriends, so...

♪ I never really gave up on ♪

♪ When friends come to call ♪

What? Who doesn't like a bathroom selfie? I looked kind of cut that day. Look.

[coughs] Jesus Christ, Lee. You're everywhere.

I... I really, really do.

[all cheering, clapping]

[Natalie] ♪ And I would do anything For love ♪

No one loves a bathroom selfie! Also, why are you holding a wrench?

So, apparently, there's plenty of girls out there.

I mean, she's not that bad, and Josh seems really into her.

Oh, I'm sure you look absolutely beautiful.

Let's not forget the only reason I'm here is because you lied.

Uh... but got a mini-fridge with all kinds of soda.

[Natalie groaning]

Hey, Josh, listen. About what I said last night, I...

So, Natalie, what was it about Josh that first caught your eye?

- Here. - [Bob] Thanks.

Over my cold, dead, lifeless body. I'm not singing that.

But it was still me.

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪

You know what, you're gonna go, and you're gonna do this,

- No! No. - Yeah. What?

[scoffs] None of your business. Besides, what's wrong with what I'm wearing?

[Natalie coughs] Where am I?

That is my favorite ornament of all time.

that I'm not looking for anything long-term?

You're making me the happiest boy... We're the happiest family in town!

- How do you know Josh? - Ah, they're friends, Grandma June.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

Wow! I don't know how you did it, but... [sniffs]

He was such a cutie!

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

And you like me so much,

♪ She's candy apple red With a ski for a wheel ♪

or the person who murdered Colonel Mustard in the library?

[Josh] You really think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

of driving a white, windowless van by a playground.

It kind of happened?

[touching music continues]

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ ♪ Oh, Jesus, you're the king ♪

so I agreed, and I pretended to be someone that I'm not, but...

For the first time,

Walden? Are you kidding me? Thoreau was an asshole.

This is Christmas karaoke.

- Well, not... not in person, but... - Oh, I take it all back.

No, I... I mean, um...

Dude, that's his cousin.

[laughing nervously] I'm serious. [straining] This is not funny.

If she wants to be in our family, I need to know who she is.

There's someone else on the other side of that lie

[sniffing] Mmm!

Damn flue always gets stuck.

And Gladys, you met Sinatra.

- Wha... Where's what? - [gasping]

Congratulations.

- Yeah. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. - Do you mind taking that for me?

As of this moment right now, my disaster dating days are over.

[Bob] That's what they're known for. Good old steak as always.

[Bob] Could I have everyone's attention?

[up-beat pop playing]

Okay. Well, enough of that. [chuckles]

- Look. I... I can explain! - [breathing heavily] I don't understand.

Yes, I have. He was born in Beijing, and he was amazing in bed.

♪ Roll on babe ♪

I literally had to get stoned to get through it.

[store patrons chattering]

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

And I've got you.

until he ghosts me.

It's literally hours.

[shouting] off of her finger!

who's really hot and has a dick pic on standby.

[man 1] I see you.

It's as if he's here in the room with us.

Well, welcome to my crib.

[Josh] There are presents involved in most movies ever made!

but it's what I want to do with my life.

You just do your part.

Girlfriend. Wow. It's... it's so, so nice to meet you.

She's been playing you since day one, bro.

[whispers] Here it goes.

- [door opens] - Josh, go help her with her luggage.

It's only two days till Christmas. Let's stage a breakup like we planned.

- ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪ - [grunting] Oh.

Oh, it fits perfect!

That means nothing. Remember the last guy you met up with in public?

[straining] Where is it? Where is it?

Chin up, brother bear.

[Barb] You two, time for presents!

- Mm-hmm. - Nice.

Grandma, where are you going?

[Tag] Natalie, kill it! Whoo!