Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Grandma, where are you going?

Dude, that's his cousin.

[panicking] I don't like this.

♪ I never really gave up on ♪

But he told the boys he broke it, protecting their presents from the Grinch.

["I Would Do Anything For Love" by Nina Dobrev playing]

I mean, she's not that bad, and Josh seems really into her.

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪

Come on, Grandma. Just ask Mom to help. Okay? She loves that place.

[Natalie groaning]

[Natalie] ♪ And I would do anything For love ♪

But it was still me.

- Huh? - Free non-perishables for life.

[straining] Where is it? Where is it?

- [door opens] - Josh, go help her with her luggage.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

By the way, do you have insurance? They were asking me.

- How do you know Josh? - Ah, they're friends, Grandma June.

- Look. I... I can explain! - [breathing heavily] I don't understand.

Walden? Are you kidding me? Thoreau was an asshole.

No, I... I mean, um...

It kind of happened?

[scoffs] None of your business. Besides, what's wrong with what I'm wearing?

That is my favorite ornament of all time.

[group exclaiming]

- ♪ I need a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Isn't Thoreau the best?

[all cheering, clapping]

Mom, Dad, this is Natalie.

[coughs] Jesus Christ, Lee. You're everywhere.

It's literally hours.

But a deal's a deal. So let's just move on.

so I agreed, and I pretended to be someone that I'm not, but...

[Barb] You two, time for presents!

[sniffing] Mmm!

You're making me the happiest boy... We're the happiest family in town!

Oh, I'm sure you look absolutely beautiful.

She's been playing you since day one, bro.

- No! No. - Yeah. What?

- Mm-hmm. - Nice.

Okay. Well, enough of that. [chuckles]

[Bob] Could I have everyone's attention?

So, Natalie, what was it about Josh that first caught your eye?

[Josh] You really think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

They actually met online and now are engaged.

It's only two days till Christmas. Let's stage a breakup like we planned.

♪ Do you know how to spell "farewell"? ♪

[chuckles nervously] Um...

- [bartender] Triple Sec. Rum juice. - Okay. Talk to me.

- ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪ - [grunting] Oh.

You just do your part.

[Bob] That's what they're known for. Good old steak as always.

If she wants to be in our family, I need to know who she is.

or the person who murdered Colonel Mustard in the library?

Over my cold, dead, lifeless body. I'm not singing that.

♪ When friends come to call ♪

- Wha... Where's what? - [gasping]

[Natalie coughs] Where am I?

who's really hot and has a dick pic on standby.

[store patrons chattering]

So I don't spend another evening

And I've got you.

For the first time,

- ♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪ - ♪ Very Merry ♪

No one loves a bathroom selfie! Also, why are you holding a wrench?

- Well, not... not in person, but... - Oh, I take it all back.

So, apparently, there's plenty of girls out there.

until he ghosts me.

You know what, you're gonna go, and you're gonna do this,

As of this moment right now, my disaster dating days are over.

[whispers] Here it goes.

Let's not forget the only reason I'm here is because you lied.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

Girlfriend. Wow. It's... it's so, so nice to meet you.

He never says anything about his girlfriends, so...

What? Who doesn't like a bathroom selfie? I looked kind of cut that day. Look.

I know, it's not like helping someone ascend Everest

that I'm not looking for anything long-term?

Well, welcome to my crib.

- Here. - [Bob] Thanks.

Damn flue always gets stuck.

I'm gonna surprise Josh, and I'm gonna get my happy ending.

That means nothing. Remember the last guy you met up with in public?

Chin up, brother bear.

Oh, it fits perfect!

[shouting] off of her finger!

but it's what I want to do with my life.

Yes, I have. He was born in Beijing, and he was amazing in bed.

[up-beat pop playing]

Congratulations.

This is Christmas karaoke.

[man 1] I see you.

Uh... but got a mini-fridge with all kinds of soda.

[laughing nervously] I'm serious. [straining] This is not funny.

[touching music continues]

I literally had to get stoned to get through it.

of driving a white, windowless van by a playground.

It's as if he's here in the room with us.

[Josh] There are presents involved in most movies ever made!

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ ♪ Oh, Jesus, you're the king ♪

And you like me so much,

Actually, I was thinking maybe Natalie could put it up this year

He was such a cutie!

♪ She's candy apple red With a ski for a wheel ♪

And Gladys, you met Sinatra.

♪ Roll on babe ♪

Wow! I don't know how you did it, but... [sniffs]

Hey, Josh, listen. About what I said last night, I...

- So, where are you guys going tonight? - [smacks lips] Um... Abbott's, I think.

There's someone else on the other side of that lie

[Tag] Natalie, kill it! Whoo!

- Yeah. Oh, okay. Uh-huh. - Do you mind taking that for me?

[Josh] Oh, I guess I really should have gotten the Verizon Unlimited plan.

I... I really, really do.