Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

about, um, love, and, uh, Josh,

Plus, I see this more as a business than a hobby.

we're really happy to have you joining the family.

[Josh grunting]

Dude. You're holding an ax. You literally look like an ax murderer.

Just because we're girlfriends now doesn't mean I won't fire you.

Don't worry, I'll sell it.

that show the real you.

- Here we go. - [Barb] Light her up.

Oh, this is Natalie.

They all smell like flowers and candy

[continues whooping]

I run it now, but Josh is one of the salesmen.

Huh? Right? Good thing Josh brought you in when he did, huh?

♪ For all the love you've left behind ♪

The greatest Christmas movie of all time.

I mean, I'd like to add to your beautiful, beautiful speech

What are you doing?

Remember, a disaster for you is a hit for me. Okay?

Hey, how's it going?

♪ Say you wanna ride, better buckle up ♪

Your dating life is a disaster.

I started making candles because of him in the first place.

Well, the real human hospital's 30 minutes away,

Tag is fanatically punctual.

down at Shimmering Pines, she joined one called Gray Play,

Yeah, you should see me on a real mountain.

- What, that? - [Tag chuckles]

- You're actually doing great. - Yeah?

Why'd you dump the guy with the guinea pigs?

- [Barb] Hold on to her tight, Josh. - Oh, I got her.

- You cannot get this phone. - No.

Yeah, it's gonna help me rel... Oh.

Okay. What'd you say?

[breathing heavily]

I... I... I thought your finger was gonna fall off, Dad, for sure!

That one goes on top of the... the tree.

Just text, text, send.

[breath trembling]

- I know a great charity that... - Do you know where the coat check is?

Jiffy Lube is what I'm calling it.

[Josh] "This bridge will only take you halfway there

Bye, sweetie. Love you.

- [Owen grunts] - [Chelsea screams]

and surprise a virtual stranger for the holidays.

Well, if it wasn't for Tag's photos, you wouldn't have swiped on me.

[Natalie] A passion whose flame fails to be fanned eventually burns out.

I beg your pardon?

♪ Peace on Earth ♪

- [Josh] What's up, Tag? - [Tag] Hey, buddy, how's it going?

♪ Roll on babe ♪

Still, we just gotta make it through Christmas.

Uh, I mean, that jawline. [scoffs]

- [laughing] Look at this. Look at this. - [Barb gasps] Oh, look at my little guy.

- [Grandma] Hey, kids. - I shouldn't have...

That's a man who knows how to drink.

So, um, what do you think of the place?

♪...Mother and Child ♪

But full disclosure, I can't see shit.

This has been nice. I haven't been on a hike date in years.

So, Tag and Lee are here.

No, we haven't. We really haven't.

- [Natalie exhales deeply] - And release.

["Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds playing]

You know, as long as she's happy, I'm happy.

I'm sorry, son.

- I didn't think it was gonna work out. - How... how... are you here?

[upbeat instrumental music playing]

Because I owed you an article, and I didn't want to get fired.

How can I build my beautiful roof without Twizzlers?

- No, she is... - [Owen] Oh shit. Shit. Uh...

I don't want to hear it. I just want you to stop this charade with my brother.

so go make candles.

I can't do this.

♪ Man, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

You're the best!

and I was furious.

♪ Santa's bringing all the toys In the dead of the night ♪

What is he talking about?

Let's eat our eggs before they get cold.

[Tag] Okay, so you like pizza, rock climbing, and Thoreau.

[footsteps receding]

[Natalie] I told Tag I'd meet him at eight.

- Mm-hmm. Sure did. Here I am. Am I crazy? - A little.

[breathing heavily] Natalie, here's the deal, okay?

[in Spanish] A beer, please.

I heard about your night at the Flamingo.

- This is what we're gonna do. - [Natalie] No!

with Josh, and the Lins,

♪ Any rain softly kisses us on the face ♪

[Bob] Oh my God!

♪ O Christmas tree... ♪

by Chef Boyardee and my good friends Ben and Jerry.

If it wasn't for that, I'd be, [pfft] I don't know, uh,

Well, I didn't set out to catfish you. It just kind of happened.

♪ Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring... ♪

You should totally go for it.

Is this another intervention?

Yeah, well, If it wasn't for Invisalign and Accutane,

♪ As long as the stars are burning ♪

[Natalie] I don't know, Ker.

- The hard part is over. Just rappel down. - Uh-uh.

They just didn't want to date me.

Maybe, maybe I get it, you never dated a Chinese guy before, and you're in shock!

So anyway, I... I better get back to it.

- Am I insane? I'm insane. What am I doing? - No, no, no, no.

[Barb] Who is it?

Josh, I... [laughing nervously]

Just say, "Into the group thing."

Specifically, Die Hard.

to those mysterious lands you long to see."

Yes! You guys will be in love by New Year's.

There's laundry, bathroom, foosball table if you want to play.

♪ Well way up North Where the air gets cold ♪