Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I heard about your night at the Flamingo.

[breathing heavily]

to those mysterious lands you long to see."

I run it now, but Josh is one of the salesmen.

[Tag] Okay, so you like pizza, rock climbing, and Thoreau.

with Josh, and the Lins,

[Josh grunting]

- [Josh] What's up, Tag? - [Tag] Hey, buddy, how's it going?

- I know a great charity that... - Do you know where the coat check is?

♪ O Christmas tree... ♪

♪ Roll on babe ♪

[breath trembling]

I'm sorry, son.

- [Natalie exhales deeply] - And release.

Just text, text, send.

This has been nice. I haven't been on a hike date in years.

Your dating life is a disaster.

So, Tag and Lee are here.

[Natalie] I don't know, Ker.

The greatest Christmas movie of all time.

- [laughing] Look at this. Look at this. - [Barb gasps] Oh, look at my little guy.

["Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds playing]

You should totally go for it.

- [Grandma] Hey, kids. - I shouldn't have...

and I was furious.

Is this another intervention?

Hey, how's it going?

Tag is fanatically punctual.

You know, as long as she's happy, I'm happy.

♪ Say you wanna ride, better buckle up ♪

Jiffy Lube is what I'm calling it.

Remember, a disaster for you is a hit for me. Okay?

[upbeat instrumental music playing]

Josh, I... [laughing nervously]

- No, she is... - [Owen] Oh shit. Shit. Uh...

[Natalie] A passion whose flame fails to be fanned eventually burns out.

They just didn't want to date me.

[footsteps receding]

♪ Well way up North Where the air gets cold ♪

[continues whooping]

- Am I insane? I'm insane. What am I doing? - No, no, no, no.

Yeah, you should see me on a real mountain.

Oh, this is Natalie.

- You're actually doing great. - Yeah?

That's a man who knows how to drink.

- [Owen grunts] - [Chelsea screams]

- Mm-hmm. Sure did. Here I am. Am I crazy? - A little.

No, we haven't. We really haven't.

Don't worry, I'll sell it.

That one goes on top of the... the tree.

- What, that? - [Tag chuckles]

Plus, I see this more as a business than a hobby.

Just because we're girlfriends now doesn't mean I won't fire you.

[Josh] "This bridge will only take you halfway there

by Chef Boyardee and my good friends Ben and Jerry.

Why'd you dump the guy with the guinea pigs?

- [Barb] Hold on to her tight, Josh. - Oh, I got her.

Well, if it wasn't for Tag's photos, you wouldn't have swiped on me.

Let's eat our eggs before they get cold.

[in Spanish] A beer, please.

that show the real you.

Yeah, well, If it wasn't for Invisalign and Accutane,

So, um, what do you think of the place?

♪ Peace on Earth ♪

Specifically, Die Hard.

♪ Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring... ♪

I mean, I'd like to add to your beautiful, beautiful speech

so go make candles.

Still, we just gotta make it through Christmas.

You're the best!

Because I owed you an article, and I didn't want to get fired.

and surprise a virtual stranger for the holidays.

♪ As long as the stars are burning ♪

But full disclosure, I can't see shit.

Huh? Right? Good thing Josh brought you in when he did, huh?

- This is what we're gonna do. - [Natalie] No!

- You cannot get this phone. - No.

[breathing heavily] Natalie, here's the deal, okay?

I don't want to hear it. I just want you to stop this charade with my brother.

we're really happy to have you joining the family.

Just say, "Into the group thing."

about, um, love, and, uh, Josh,

[Natalie] I told Tag I'd meet him at eight.

down at Shimmering Pines, she joined one called Gray Play,

[Bob] Oh my God!

- Here we go. - [Barb] Light her up.

Dude. You're holding an ax. You literally look like an ax murderer.

Bye, sweetie. Love you.

There's laundry, bathroom, foosball table if you want to play.

I started making candles because of him in the first place.

♪...Mother and Child ♪

Okay. What'd you say?

[Barb] Who is it?

- The hard part is over. Just rappel down. - Uh-uh.

♪ For all the love you've left behind ♪

Yeah, it's gonna help me rel... Oh.

If it wasn't for that, I'd be, [pfft] I don't know, uh,

Well, the real human hospital's 30 minutes away,

♪ Man, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

I... I... I thought your finger was gonna fall off, Dad, for sure!

What is he talking about?

Maybe, maybe I get it, you never dated a Chinese guy before, and you're in shock!

Uh, I mean, that jawline. [scoffs]

What are you doing?

♪ Any rain softly kisses us on the face ♪

Yes! You guys will be in love by New Year's.

How can I build my beautiful roof without Twizzlers?

Well, I didn't set out to catfish you. It just kind of happened.

I can't do this.

They all smell like flowers and candy

So anyway, I... I better get back to it.

I beg your pardon?

♪ Santa's bringing all the toys In the dead of the night ♪

- I didn't think it was gonna work out. - How... how... are you here?