Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So anyway, I... I better get back to it.

I... I... I thought your finger was gonna fall off, Dad, for sure!

[breathing heavily] Natalie, here's the deal, okay?

[Natalie] A passion whose flame fails to be fanned eventually burns out.

- [Natalie exhales deeply] - And release.

[footsteps receding]

But full disclosure, I can't see shit.

Tag is fanatically punctual.

Oh, this is Natalie.

♪ O Christmas tree... ♪

[Josh grunting]

I run it now, but Josh is one of the salesmen.

Bye, sweetie. Love you.

[Bob] Oh my God!

we're really happy to have you joining the family.

How can I build my beautiful roof without Twizzlers?

- I know a great charity that... - Do you know where the coat check is?

Because I owed you an article, and I didn't want to get fired.

♪ Roll on babe ♪

Why'd you dump the guy with the guinea pigs?

So, um, what do you think of the place?

Uh, I mean, that jawline. [scoffs]

They just didn't want to date me.

[Barb] Who is it?

No, we haven't. We really haven't.

- [laughing] Look at this. Look at this. - [Barb gasps] Oh, look at my little guy.

[Tag] Okay, so you like pizza, rock climbing, and Thoreau.

♪ Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring... ♪

Huh? Right? Good thing Josh brought you in when he did, huh?

I don't want to hear it. I just want you to stop this charade with my brother.

Yeah, it's gonna help me rel... Oh.

[breathing heavily]

- The hard part is over. Just rappel down. - Uh-uh.

Is this another intervention?

- No, she is... - [Owen] Oh shit. Shit. Uh...

- Here we go. - [Barb] Light her up.

with Josh, and the Lins,

down at Shimmering Pines, she joined one called Gray Play,

Josh, I... [laughing nervously]

What is he talking about?

♪ For all the love you've left behind ♪

Just say, "Into the group thing."

♪...Mother and Child ♪

♪ Say you wanna ride, better buckle up ♪

Well, the real human hospital's 30 minutes away,

[Natalie] I told Tag I'd meet him at eight.

- I didn't think it was gonna work out. - How... how... are you here?

by Chef Boyardee and my good friends Ben and Jerry.

Yeah, well, If it wasn't for Invisalign and Accutane,

Still, we just gotta make it through Christmas.

that show the real you.

- [Barb] Hold on to her tight, Josh. - Oh, I got her.

Let's eat our eggs before they get cold.

- You cannot get this phone. - No.

Plus, I see this more as a business than a hobby.

[Natalie] I don't know, Ker.

- This is what we're gonna do. - [Natalie] No!

- You're actually doing great. - Yeah?

Yeah, you should see me on a real mountain.

There's laundry, bathroom, foosball table if you want to play.

Don't worry, I'll sell it.

You know, as long as she's happy, I'm happy.

The greatest Christmas movie of all time.

Hey, how's it going?

Yes! You guys will be in love by New Year's.

Just because we're girlfriends now doesn't mean I won't fire you.

Dude. You're holding an ax. You literally look like an ax murderer.

♪ Santa's bringing all the toys In the dead of the night ♪

- Mm-hmm. Sure did. Here I am. Am I crazy? - A little.

and I was furious.

You should totally go for it.

[breath trembling]

Remember, a disaster for you is a hit for me. Okay?

I beg your pardon?

What are you doing?

- What, that? - [Tag chuckles]

That's a man who knows how to drink.

so go make candles.

and surprise a virtual stranger for the holidays.

♪ As long as the stars are burning ♪

That one goes on top of the... the tree.

If it wasn't for that, I'd be, [pfft] I don't know, uh,

Just text, text, send.

Your dating life is a disaster.

- [Josh] What's up, Tag? - [Tag] Hey, buddy, how's it going?

I started making candles because of him in the first place.

- Am I insane? I'm insane. What am I doing? - No, no, no, no.

So, Tag and Lee are here.

I heard about your night at the Flamingo.

♪ Any rain softly kisses us on the face ♪

to those mysterious lands you long to see."

Maybe, maybe I get it, you never dated a Chinese guy before, and you're in shock!

I mean, I'd like to add to your beautiful, beautiful speech

["Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds playing]

[upbeat instrumental music playing]

about, um, love, and, uh, Josh,

Jiffy Lube is what I'm calling it.

- [Grandma] Hey, kids. - I shouldn't have...

Well, if it wasn't for Tag's photos, you wouldn't have swiped on me.

Okay. What'd you say?

This has been nice. I haven't been on a hike date in years.

[Josh] "This bridge will only take you halfway there

♪ Peace on Earth ♪

You're the best!

I can't do this.

Specifically, Die Hard.

♪ Well way up North Where the air gets cold ♪

I'm sorry, son.

They all smell like flowers and candy

♪ Man, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

[in Spanish] A beer, please.

Well, I didn't set out to catfish you. It just kind of happened.

- [Owen grunts] - [Chelsea screams]

[continues whooping]