Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They just didn't want to date me.

we're really happy to have you joining the family.

They all smell like flowers and candy

- [Grandma] Hey, kids. - I shouldn't have...

by Chef Boyardee and my good friends Ben and Jerry.

That's a man who knows how to drink.

But full disclosure, I can't see shit.

Hey, how's it going?

- Am I insane? I'm insane. What am I doing? - No, no, no, no.

I run it now, but Josh is one of the salesmen.

Specifically, Die Hard.

to those mysterious lands you long to see."

Oh, this is Natalie.

♪ As long as the stars are burning ♪

♪...Mother and Child ♪

- The hard part is over. Just rappel down. - Uh-uh.

So, Tag and Lee are here.

- I know a great charity that... - Do you know where the coat check is?

[in Spanish] A beer, please.

I heard about your night at the Flamingo.

[footsteps receding]

No, we haven't. We really haven't.

that show the real you.

about, um, love, and, uh, Josh,

[breathing heavily] Natalie, here's the deal, okay?

[Natalie] A passion whose flame fails to be fanned eventually burns out.

[Natalie] I told Tag I'd meet him at eight.

[Josh] "This bridge will only take you halfway there

Your dating life is a disaster.

This has been nice. I haven't been on a hike date in years.

I'm sorry, son.

Well, the real human hospital's 30 minutes away,

Just text, text, send.

- This is what we're gonna do. - [Natalie] No!

I mean, I'd like to add to your beautiful, beautiful speech

♪ Roll on babe ♪

♪ Santa's bringing all the toys In the dead of the night ♪

[Bob] Oh my God!

Yes! You guys will be in love by New Year's.

So anyway, I... I better get back to it.

- [Natalie exhales deeply] - And release.

♪ Say you wanna ride, better buckle up ♪

Well, if it wasn't for Tag's photos, you wouldn't have swiped on me.

♪ Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring... ♪

♪ Man, there's nothing like this Time of the year ♪

Huh? Right? Good thing Josh brought you in when he did, huh?

♪ O Christmas tree... ♪

Remember, a disaster for you is a hit for me. Okay?

Tag is fanatically punctual.

- You cannot get this phone. - No.

Because I owed you an article, and I didn't want to get fired.

and surprise a virtual stranger for the holidays.

Uh, I mean, that jawline. [scoffs]

Yeah, it's gonna help me rel... Oh.

[Josh grunting]

You should totally go for it.

Bye, sweetie. Love you.

- [Owen grunts] - [Chelsea screams]

[breath trembling]

Dude. You're holding an ax. You literally look like an ax murderer.

- [laughing] Look at this. Look at this. - [Barb gasps] Oh, look at my little guy.

I started making candles because of him in the first place.

What is he talking about?

with Josh, and the Lins,

[continues whooping]

Plus, I see this more as a business than a hobby.

Is this another intervention?

Just say, "Into the group thing."

How can I build my beautiful roof without Twizzlers?

Just because we're girlfriends now doesn't mean I won't fire you.

Josh, I... [laughing nervously]

Don't worry, I'll sell it.

down at Shimmering Pines, she joined one called Gray Play,

That one goes on top of the... the tree.

I... I... I thought your finger was gonna fall off, Dad, for sure!

- What, that? - [Tag chuckles]

- [Josh] What's up, Tag? - [Tag] Hey, buddy, how's it going?

- Here we go. - [Barb] Light her up.

You know, as long as she's happy, I'm happy.

You're the best!

♪ Peace on Earth ♪

Jiffy Lube is what I'm calling it.

Well, I didn't set out to catfish you. It just kind of happened.

["Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds playing]

- [Barb] Hold on to her tight, Josh. - Oh, I got her.

So, um, what do you think of the place?

[Barb] Who is it?

- Mm-hmm. Sure did. Here I am. Am I crazy? - A little.

- I didn't think it was gonna work out. - How... how... are you here?

♪ Well way up North Where the air gets cold ♪

Maybe, maybe I get it, you never dated a Chinese guy before, and you're in shock!

What are you doing?

- No, she is... - [Owen] Oh shit. Shit. Uh...

I beg your pardon?

[upbeat instrumental music playing]

Let's eat our eggs before they get cold.

I don't want to hear it. I just want you to stop this charade with my brother.

Yeah, you should see me on a real mountain.

I can't do this.

[breathing heavily]

♪ Any rain softly kisses us on the face ♪

and I was furious.

The greatest Christmas movie of all time.

- You're actually doing great. - Yeah?

so go make candles.

[Tag] Okay, so you like pizza, rock climbing, and Thoreau.

If it wasn't for that, I'd be, [pfft] I don't know, uh,

Why'd you dump the guy with the guinea pigs?

♪ For all the love you've left behind ♪

[Natalie] I don't know, Ker.

Okay. What'd you say?

There's laundry, bathroom, foosball table if you want to play.

Still, we just gotta make it through Christmas.

Yeah, well, If it wasn't for Invisalign and Accutane,