Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Hey... hey, Nat. Sweetie, I love you, but I gotta go. My sponsor's calling.

[Josh] I like to think it's a story about the triumph of love over reality.

We're going to be starting now.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- I'll see you guys at 10:00 a.m. - See you, bro.

[chuckles] Thanks, Joshy-poo. Not my first climb, though, man.

- [Bob] Oh! - Oh!

Seeing you guys so happy in love and now pregnant. [chuckles]

Okay, okay. I think... I think we should tell them.

So, what do we do now?

At least mine's not crooked.

You know what? I'm willing to reconsider this. I might actually...

Well, if you count lunch runs to Applebee's,

[driver] You want some papaya? Kiwi?

You might not always get the ending you want,

- So the thing is... - La-la-la-la...

- [Natalie] Thanks. It's a new lip gloss. - Josh has a girlfriend?

- Can I have your attention? Please? - [Barb] So clever...

[chuckles] after hearing all this singing about babies,

It's actually really sweet.

- [footsteps approaching] - [Natalie humming]

[scoffs] Why would I drop it in the after-hours slot?

You do realize that at some point, you were going to have to meet me.

I'll come back and fix it.

So she risks it all.

- Well, that one's called Lawn Mower. - [Natalie] Mm.

- No. No. - I know you. I know you.

I gotta warn you,

["Santa Knows Your Secrets" by Night Heart playing]

She's such a joker.

You, my friend, are about to fly 3,000 miles

Really? [softly] Okay.

Hey, not so fast. We need to talk.

Oh my goodness. Um.

I mean, I... I look like a deer in the headlights in this photo.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

She's a writer for a Disaster Date column, and you're not her fiancé.

Gee, I mean, um...

[Natalie snickers]

[Natalie] Applebee's!

And there's, like, a tiny little tinge of, hmm... gasoline?

[Natalie] No offense, but your car is a little loud.

He would've liked this hike a lot...

Actually, I think, um...

I was fixing the toilet downstairs. Girls like guys who fix things.

I need to be honest about who I am too,

- Uh, yeah, maybe a little. - You are... This is just so romantic.

even if his apartment smells like bong water.

[gentle music playing]

- Good. Okay. Stand up. - [breathing heavily]

Besides, a deal's a deal. We've made it this far.

And the only way it ends for you

[breathing heavily] Hello. I'm Dr. Foye. Wow! You look a lot, uh, a lot better.

- [clears throat, coughs] - Okay, what do we got?

♪ We can sleep and see 'em coming ♪

I think you should just let it go.

- [Josh] All right. Come down! - [panting] I can't hold on!

♪ A good ol' year, I think we earned A little fooling around ♪

- Oh, we went to McGregor's for karaoke. - Mm-hmm.

[whispering] Say yes. Just say yes. Just say it.

Guys, I... I think you guys got the wrong idea.

"Always on the move."

Come on in, come on. Join us for breakfast. We just sat down.

but modern dating online is even harder.

- Great. - Mm-hmm.

This is not LA, and Tag is not an LA guy.

- Did he just...? - Yup.

The wool of his sweater. [sniffs]

That's just something people say. Not a lot of magic has happened at all.

How much is too much?

- [man 2] Get over here! - [man 3] Put 'em up, put 'em up!

[driver] I'm the only Uber in town.

Yeah, my dad didn't set fires unless there was an insurance claim involved.

Honey, it's the only thing that matters.

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

They're freakishly straight.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Don't look backwards.

- So crazy. - Yeah.

I gotta say I'm surprised. [clears throat]

with names like "Sweet Caresses" or "Shooting Star."

Um, I actually should probably go shower.

until the real you, which was probably pretty great to begin with,

Trust the guy who catfished me?

When you get back to LA, I just tell them we didn't work out.

[Josh grunting]

I know. I... It's the best I could find in your mom's closet.

♪ And mercy... ♪

the dos and don'ts of online dating?

Did you really think sexy karaoke was going to work?

He's a world traveler but hasn't been to any places on the watch list.

- This article isn't gonna write itself. - [Lee] Good idea.

I could use your expertise in setting up my profile.

And I honestly just...

He doesn't even have a ring.

- [chuckles] - You want to take this one maybe?

Hi. Yeah. I'm, um, Natalie Bauer. I'm here to see Josh Lin.

Your grandma gave me her ring

Well, some people find him a self-obsessed narcissist,

["Baby, It's Cold Outside" playing]

Oh yeah, that's what we're gonna do. I'm calling him to get a photo.