Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Seeing you guys so happy in love and now pregnant. [chuckles]

I gotta warn you,

She's such a joker.

- No. No. - I know you. I know you.

- So crazy. - Yeah.

[driver] You want some papaya? Kiwi?

She's a writer for a Disaster Date column, and you're not her fiancé.

until the real you, which was probably pretty great to begin with,

Guys, I... I think you guys got the wrong idea.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Don't look backwards.

♪ We can sleep and see 'em coming ♪

[Natalie] Applebee's!

- Oh, we went to McGregor's for karaoke. - Mm-hmm.

The wool of his sweater. [sniffs]

He would've liked this hike a lot...

[Natalie snickers]

You do realize that at some point, you were going to have to meet me.

Oh yeah, that's what we're gonna do. I'm calling him to get a photo.

- Can I have your attention? Please? - [Barb] So clever...

Actually, I think, um...

- So the thing is... - La-la-la-la...

They're freakishly straight.

You might not always get the ending you want,

[breathing heavily] Hello. I'm Dr. Foye. Wow! You look a lot, uh, a lot better.

- [Bob] Oh! - Oh!

- [man 2] Get over here! - [man 3] Put 'em up, put 'em up!

Okay, okay. I think... I think we should tell them.

["Santa Knows Your Secrets" by Night Heart playing]

I think you should just let it go.

And the only way it ends for you

Come on in, come on. Join us for breakfast. We just sat down.

He doesn't even have a ring.

Um, I actually should probably go shower.

Hey, not so fast. We need to talk.

Yeah, my dad didn't set fires unless there was an insurance claim involved.

[Josh] I like to think it's a story about the triumph of love over reality.

with names like "Sweet Caresses" or "Shooting Star."

- Good. Okay. Stand up. - [breathing heavily]

[chuckles] after hearing all this singing about babies,

I need to be honest about who I am too,

I could use your expertise in setting up my profile.

Besides, a deal's a deal. We've made it this far.

So, what do we do now?

[whispering] Say yes. Just say yes. Just say it.

So she risks it all.

At least mine's not crooked.

You know what? I'm willing to reconsider this. I might actually...

♪ And mercy... ♪

Well, some people find him a self-obsessed narcissist,

the dos and don'ts of online dating?

[driver] I'm the only Uber in town.

- Well, that one's called Lawn Mower. - [Natalie] Mm.

- I'll see you guys at 10:00 a.m. - See you, bro.

I'll come back and fix it.

- Did he just...? - Yup.

[chuckles] Thanks, Joshy-poo. Not my first climb, though, man.

- [clears throat, coughs] - Okay, what do we got?

♪ The scent recalls Like a photograph with life ♪

Your grandma gave me her ring

He's a world traveler but hasn't been to any places on the watch list.

Hi. Yeah. I'm, um, Natalie Bauer. I'm here to see Josh Lin.

You, my friend, are about to fly 3,000 miles

[gentle music playing]

- Uh, yeah, maybe a little. - You are... This is just so romantic.

Well, if you count lunch runs to Applebee's,

- [Josh] All right. Come down! - [panting] I can't hold on!

It's actually really sweet.

Really? [softly] Okay.

Oh. Hey... hey, Nat. Sweetie, I love you, but I gotta go. My sponsor's calling.

- [Natalie] Thanks. It's a new lip gloss. - Josh has a girlfriend?

That's just something people say. Not a lot of magic has happened at all.

♪ A good ol' year, I think we earned A little fooling around ♪

Trust the guy who catfished me?

[scoffs] Why would I drop it in the after-hours slot?

I know. I... It's the best I could find in your mom's closet.

And there's, like, a tiny little tinge of, hmm... gasoline?

I mean, I... I look like a deer in the headlights in this photo.

["Baby, It's Cold Outside" playing]

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

- Great. - Mm-hmm.

How much is too much?

[Natalie] No offense, but your car is a little loud.

- ♪ It's a very ♪ - ♪ Very ♪

Honey, it's the only thing that matters.

I gotta say I'm surprised. [clears throat]

And I honestly just...

I was fixing the toilet downstairs. Girls like guys who fix things.

- [footsteps approaching] - [Natalie humming]

We're going to be starting now.

- This article isn't gonna write itself. - [Lee] Good idea.

even if his apartment smells like bong water.

[Josh grunting]

but modern dating online is even harder.

When you get back to LA, I just tell them we didn't work out.

Did you really think sexy karaoke was going to work?

Gee, I mean, um...

"Always on the move."

- [chuckles] - You want to take this one maybe?

Oh my goodness. Um.

This is not LA, and Tag is not an LA guy.