Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

- Worst case, you get a free diamond ring. - [call waiting beeps]

We're starting now. We're going to start now, everyone.

I did. Hastag don't tell HR. Low-key.

- Just make yourself comfortable. - [clears throat, chuckles] Uh. No.

But I did have to make a couple of alterations. I hope she doesn't mind.

[Natalie] I even wore this stupid hat!

You're gonna be fine. Stay as long as you like.

It's a friend of Josh's!

Have we met before?

I went to prom in a white windowless van.

♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪

- ♪ Dancing, you know it, baby ♪ - Go get him!

Oh no, it's true.

- Yeah! That's good. - Oh, that sounds really good!

Yeah, I mean, granted, he still lives at home,

Is this insane? It's kind of insane.

Thank you so much, Natasha.

- What? - Look at me. Look at me.

Grandma! That's the wrong way!

[Kerry] That is not a coincidence, bitch. That is a sign from God.

How about the guy who kept calling your relationship a collab?

If you're not busy tomorrow morning, come meet me at Corbin Glen Park.

and the glasses aren't doing him any favors.

- [Josh] Uh. - Not necessarily.

Look, you don't have to say anything.

♪ It's the little Saint Nick... ♪

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

- [woman] Oh. - What if I spruce it up just a little bit?

every laugh we shared.

You took me to a vet?

[Josh] Hey, man.

Uh, she's just... uh... uh... sampling the menu, uh, for the wedding meal.

♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪

- Kiss her, you idiot! - [Josh laughs]

♪ I hope you get home safe tonight ♪

- I got it. Oh, look at that. - [Josh] Perfect!

Tell me you are calling me from his bathroom

The pen is mightier than the penis.

and your 50,000 frequent-flier miles to go for it.

You've never seen him.

You can run, but you can't hide!

[indistinct chattering]

I put it up every year.

[sound muffles]

- [mouthing] I'm sorry. - Hi!

Yeah, I don't see "Compulsive Liar,"

And maybe if I did, I'd finally see what's right in front of me,

[Josh] Sounds like I'm missing a fun party.

- [bartender] Great. - You know me.

What brings you here?

- I'm... I'm sorry. - [phone ringing]

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

I can smell his aftershave.

["Roll on Babe" by Vetiver playing]

[Barb] Josh, I'm sorry that Natalie couldn't be with us tonight.

[straining] Okay.

Okay? All right?

[breathing heavily]

Put in your AirPods, and put on some music.

give me truth."

but 50 percent of the US candle market is underserved.

- [Josh] Glad you're still alive. - What?

I mean maybe. There's no titles yet.

I don't need your mom. I need you.

I'm pretty sure that paperboy is gonna get fired over this.

And people seem to love that I can't find love.

["Everyday" by Ada Pasternak playing]

Sweet baby Jesus.

No, I take everything back. You should write about this.

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

- [Natalie] You have a brother? - [man] Prodigal son has returned!

Oh, is she Grandma's new nurse?

You hid behind a photo. You lied about your identity.

And then, once you do,

Oh, we... This is a Christmas miracle.

It's the Mormons.

or to show them that things could be, you know, so, so much worse.

It's carol singers.

[Owen] I'm okay. Okay.

♪ The kids are sleeping And mama's got a bottle of wine ♪

It's, like, a tradition sort of thing. It's no big deal.

- Ah. - Your turn! Tit for tat, Nat.

♪ And a real... ♪

[laughing uncomfortably]

Gas is so expensive.

Yes! [breathing heavily]

Wait, there's something else that I just can't place.

I don't judge. You love who you love.

- ♪ The neighbors might think ♪ - ♪ It's just my old friend Troy ♪

you'll put up an honest profile with real photos

Um. Well, hey, it was nice to meet you, Natalie.

[softly] No, I... I don't.

He sounds like a great guy.

- Really? Wow. - [Tag] Yeah.

- [Josh] Well, especially Natalie. - [Bob] Yeah.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

but you told me to stand up for myself, and... and it worked!

♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪

- No way! - [chuckles] Yeah.

[Owen] It's still in good condition.

- I want you to meet someone today. - [Tag] Oh? Okay.

[man] Is that the Mormons again? For the last time, we're not converting!

[Natalie] You're telling me it's really Tom Cruise flying these planes?

Come on, show me.

Well, for starters, you have to believe that it's true.

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

[chuckles] Everyone did.

["Blood On My Hands" playing]

But more importantly, you're a good guy, Josh.

So just as an experiment,

Because God hates me.