Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [mouthing] I'm sorry. - Hi!

♪ The kids are sleeping And mama's got a bottle of wine ♪

It's a friend of Josh's!

Yeah, I don't see "Compulsive Liar,"

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

give me truth."

You hid behind a photo. You lied about your identity.

and your 50,000 frequent-flier miles to go for it.

I don't need your mom. I need you.

Come on, show me.

Grandma! That's the wrong way!

I'm pretty sure that paperboy is gonna get fired over this.

- Really? Wow. - [Tag] Yeah.

It's the Mormons.

What brings you here?

And maybe if I did, I'd finally see what's right in front of me,

[laughing uncomfortably]

[Josh] Hey, man.

- I'm... I'm sorry. - [phone ringing]

Put in your AirPods, and put on some music.

You took me to a vet?

- [Josh] Glad you're still alive. - What?

And then, once you do,

I mean maybe. There's no titles yet.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

Is this insane? It's kind of insane.

We're starting now. We're going to start now, everyone.

[chuckles] Everyone did.

Sweet baby Jesus.

every laugh we shared.

But more importantly, you're a good guy, Josh.

But I did have to make a couple of alterations. I hope she doesn't mind.

Because God hates me.

- ♪ Dancing, you know it, baby ♪ - Go get him!

- Just make yourself comfortable. - [clears throat, chuckles] Uh. No.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

It's carol singers.

[softly] No, I... I don't.

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

[straining] Okay.

- [woman] Oh. - What if I spruce it up just a little bit?

♪ I hope you get home safe tonight ♪

- Yeah! That's good. - Oh, that sounds really good!

I put it up every year.

♪ And a real... ♪

- No way! - [chuckles] Yeah.

- [bartender] Great. - You know me.

♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪

Oh, is she Grandma's new nurse?

♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪

- [Josh] Well, especially Natalie. - [Bob] Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, granted, he still lives at home,

but 50 percent of the US candle market is underserved.

- [Josh] Uh. - Not necessarily.

Well, for starters, you have to believe that it's true.

- What? - Look at me. Look at me.

If you're not busy tomorrow morning, come meet me at Corbin Glen Park.

♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪

I went to prom in a white windowless van.

♪ It's the little Saint Nick... ♪

[Owen] It's still in good condition.

["Roll on Babe" by Vetiver playing]

You're gonna be fine. Stay as long as you like.

Thank you so much, Natasha.

- ♪ The neighbors might think ♪ - ♪ It's just my old friend Troy ♪

["Everyday" by Ada Pasternak playing]

And people seem to love that I can't find love.

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

You've never seen him.

- I got it. Oh, look at that. - [Josh] Perfect!

How about the guy who kept calling your relationship a collab?

It's, like, a tradition sort of thing. It's no big deal.

- Kiss her, you idiot! - [Josh laughs]

[man] Is that the Mormons again? For the last time, we're not converting!

He sounds like a great guy.

Have we met before?

Uh, she's just... uh... uh... sampling the menu, uh, for the wedding meal.

- Ah. - Your turn! Tit for tat, Nat.

["Blood On My Hands" playing]

you'll put up an honest profile with real photos

- Worst case, you get a free diamond ring. - [call waiting beeps]

[breathing heavily]

[Natalie] I even wore this stupid hat!

[Kerry] That is not a coincidence, bitch. That is a sign from God.

Okay? All right?

[sound muffles]

- [Natalie] You have a brother? - [man] Prodigal son has returned!

and the glasses aren't doing him any favors.

So just as an experiment,

or to show them that things could be, you know, so, so much worse.

[Josh] Sounds like I'm missing a fun party.

I don't judge. You love who you love.

You can run, but you can't hide!

Yes! [breathing heavily]

Um. Well, hey, it was nice to meet you, Natalie.

but you told me to stand up for myself, and... and it worked!

The pen is mightier than the penis.

I can smell his aftershave.

[Natalie] You're telling me it's really Tom Cruise flying these planes?

[Barb] Josh, I'm sorry that Natalie couldn't be with us tonight.

Oh no, it's true.

I did. Hastag don't tell HR. Low-key.

[indistinct chattering]

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

[Owen] I'm okay. Okay.

Look, you don't have to say anything.

Tell me you are calling me from his bathroom

Gas is so expensive.

No, I take everything back. You should write about this.

- I want you to meet someone today. - [Tag] Oh? Okay.

Wait, there's something else that I just can't place.

Oh, we... This is a Christmas miracle.