Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I put it up every year.

- Just make yourself comfortable. - [clears throat, chuckles] Uh. No.

["Blood On My Hands" playing]

It's carol singers.

♪ God damn, I got blood on my hands ♪

[straining] Okay.

No, I take everything back. You should write about this.

You can run, but you can't hide!

And people seem to love that I can't find love.

- [Josh] Uh. - Not necessarily.

I'm pretty sure that paperboy is gonna get fired over this.

- I'm... I'm sorry. - [phone ringing]

I mean maybe. There's no titles yet.

You've never seen him.

[indistinct chattering]

It's the Mormons.

[softly] No, I... I don't.

♪ The kids are sleeping And mama's got a bottle of wine ♪

And maybe if I did, I'd finally see what's right in front of me,

Have we met before?

but you told me to stand up for myself, and... and it worked!

[chuckles] Everyone did.

Gas is so expensive.

every laugh we shared.

We're starting now. We're going to start now, everyone.

- [mouthing] I'm sorry. - Hi!

Come on, show me.

Look, you don't have to say anything.

[Josh] Hey, man.

Okay? All right?

- I want you to meet someone today. - [Tag] Oh? Okay.

♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪

Oh, we... This is a Christmas miracle.

It's a friend of Josh's!

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

Is this insane? It's kind of insane.

It's, like, a tradition sort of thing. It's no big deal.

Wait, there's something else that I just can't place.

♪ And a real... ♪

But more importantly, you're a good guy, Josh.

Because God hates me.

- Worst case, you get a free diamond ring. - [call waiting beeps]

I don't judge. You love who you love.

- Kiss her, you idiot! - [Josh laughs]

♪ Very Merry Christmas ♪

♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪

[Josh] Sounds like I'm missing a fun party.

[sound muffles]

Um. Well, hey, it was nice to meet you, Natalie.

Yeah, I mean, granted, he still lives at home,

you'll put up an honest profile with real photos

What brings you here?

[Owen] It's still in good condition.

I did. Hastag don't tell HR. Low-key.

[breathing heavily]

Well, for starters, you have to believe that it's true.

["Everyday" by Ada Pasternak playing]

[Owen] I'm okay. Okay.

You're gonna be fine. Stay as long as you like.

[Natalie] I even wore this stupid hat!

You took me to a vet?

- [Josh] Glad you're still alive. - What?

Yeah, I don't see "Compulsive Liar,"

- What? - Look at me. Look at me.

give me truth."

How about the guy who kept calling your relationship a collab?

but 50 percent of the US candle market is underserved.

- [bartender] Great. - You know me.

- [Josh] Well, especially Natalie. - [Bob] Yeah.

He sounds like a great guy.

♪ I hope you get home safe tonight ♪

♪ It's the little Saint Nick... ♪

- ♪ The neighbors might think ♪ - ♪ It's just my old friend Troy ♪

So just as an experiment,

- ♪ Dancing, you know it, baby ♪ - Go get him!

[Barb] Josh, I'm sorry that Natalie couldn't be with us tonight.

And then, once you do,

Yes! [breathing heavily]

- ♪ Merry ♪ - ♪ Merry ♪

[Kerry] That is not a coincidence, bitch. That is a sign from God.

The pen is mightier than the penis.

Thank you so much, Natasha.

Oh no, it's true.

and the glasses aren't doing him any favors.

[Natalie] You're telling me it's really Tom Cruise flying these planes?

- [woman] Oh. - What if I spruce it up just a little bit?

["Roll on Babe" by Vetiver playing]

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

But I did have to make a couple of alterations. I hope she doesn't mind.

I can smell his aftershave.

- [Natalie] You have a brother? - [man] Prodigal son has returned!

Uh, she's just... uh... uh... sampling the menu, uh, for the wedding meal.

Grandma! That's the wrong way!

Sweet baby Jesus.

Put in your AirPods, and put on some music.

- No way! - [chuckles] Yeah.

I went to prom in a white windowless van.

[man] Is that the Mormons again? For the last time, we're not converting!

♪ O Christmas tree ♪

I don't need your mom. I need you.

- Ah. - Your turn! Tit for tat, Nat.

or to show them that things could be, you know, so, so much worse.

and your 50,000 frequent-flier miles to go for it.

- Yeah! That's good. - Oh, that sounds really good!

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

You hid behind a photo. You lied about your identity.

- Really? Wow. - [Tag] Yeah.

If you're not busy tomorrow morning, come meet me at Corbin Glen Park.

Tell me you are calling me from his bathroom

- I got it. Oh, look at that. - [Josh] Perfect!

Oh, is she Grandma's new nurse?

[laughing uncomfortably]